Fandom Radio [Thursday, May 8]
It be Thursday, which be meanin' that yer favorite pirate be back on th' air!
*wee squirrelly applause*
Thank ye. Really.
Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
*papers shuffling then long silence* It appears that the school squirrel be passed out in a puddle o' strawberry margarita. So I be assumin' thar be no news from that part o' the island. If ye be hangin' around the library when thar be a whole country full o' Greek wenches...well, thar clearly be no hope fer ye. I be hearin' they even be acceptin' eunuchs around here. Never think I be not lookin' out fer ye, Sam.
Roomin'
Romeo, who be sunburned, be watchin' Top Chef in the fifth floor common room. Dojima 'n he have a discussion about changin' the way he be talkin'. Thar be nothin' wrong wit' not soundin' lilke everyone else! Then thar be snuggles. I be gettin' snuggles today from a lovely couple o' wenches earlier. One o' them did this thing wit' her tongue...
*squirrelly gagging noises*
Ye be jes' jealous.
Luke be gettin' a shuttle fer a graduation gift--someone's father must be overcompensatin' fer something--'n Ronan be headin' out o' town. Seregil be wonderin' if it be havin' anything t' do wit' bein' near Greece--be ye wanted by the law?--'n Isabel be thar, too. Ronan be off t' save the world. I be hearin' if ye be the hundreth student t' do it this year, ye get a t-shirt.
Carmela, who I be told is not a kind of squash, be leavin' too. Ronan be sayin' goodbye--not when he be in his own room, o' course, he be not Jamie Madrox--'n so be Hoshi. Teddy also be takin' off fer the summer. Have a good summer, Teddy! Come back wit' all yer limbs!
On the second floor this evenin', Turtle be revelin' in the quiet before the new students be arrivin' tomorrow. Oooooh. Marco 'n she plan on traumatizin' them. Be sure t' tell them about the jello dragons. 'n the gremlins. 'n the day when all o' our ears turned into donkey ears. 'n the day we all thought we were snack foods. They be new. They be gullible.
Oh, thar were also mail from Karal! I be not gettin' a letter. I be never meetin' him. I be not seein' how this be relevent.
Revelin'
Gabriel be hangin' from the rafters in the church, as ye do, Millie be singin' at Book Haven--d' ye know "It Be a Small World?"--'n Melody be melancholy at Groovy Tunes. Oooh. That were very nice. That why I be a professional. Hoshi be decidin' t' work at the hotel jes' because no one else be thar when she walks in. Be ye crazy? NEVER sign up fer more work. Especially if ye be not sure ye be gettin' overtime. Nate be tryin' t' entertain the baby at the Arms--have ye tried hangin' it from the rafters?--'n Cassandra be forgettin' t' write the specials at Cafe Fina. This be not botherin' Jack, who be stoppin' in fer food anyway.
Lacey be paintin' Luke. Wench, his girlfriend shoots things 'n his father be havin' no sense o' humor whatsoever. Be smarter about who ye be choosin' t' paint. Pick someone wit' no friends! Like...hmmm...well, I'd guess ye'd know how that be feelin'. Geoffrey be cranky at the banana stand--too many euphemisms, aye?--'n Isabel is laughin' hystercially at Pixie Dust. This be why drugs be bad, me hearties. Speakin' o drugs, Haunches be in Caritas tryin' t' make a drink that be tastin' like a pop tart. Why would ye want anything t' taste like Britney Spears?
Mohinder be hangin' out at the beach--the squirrel be approvin' o' this behavior--'n Bridge be runnin' into John Winchester 'n Xander while at J, GOB. Ye covered the bakery and be not bringin' me anything back? Useless rodents. Roy, Lee 'n River be gettin' onto a spaceship earlier today, but it must've been a short trip because I be havin' notes sayin' Roy be listenin' t' a tape later today. Be it one o' those make yerself better deals? Because they be useless.
Ooooh. He be gettin' dirty time wit' Aly. Maybe I be needin' some tapes o' me own.
...I be reconsiderin'. The Greek wenches be findin' me accent sexy. I be headin' back t' the mainland t' indulge some more, 'n I be not takin' any tapes. Be havin' a good night, Fandom!
*wee squirrelly applause*
Thank ye. Really.
Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
*papers shuffling then long silence* It appears that the school squirrel be passed out in a puddle o' strawberry margarita. So I be assumin' thar be no news from that part o' the island. If ye be hangin' around the library when thar be a whole country full o' Greek wenches...well, thar clearly be no hope fer ye. I be hearin' they even be acceptin' eunuchs around here. Never think I be not lookin' out fer ye, Sam.
Roomin'
Romeo, who be sunburned, be watchin' Top Chef in the fifth floor common room. Dojima 'n he have a discussion about changin' the way he be talkin'. Thar be nothin' wrong wit' not soundin' lilke everyone else! Then thar be snuggles. I be gettin' snuggles today from a lovely couple o' wenches earlier. One o' them did this thing wit' her tongue...
*squirrelly gagging noises*
Ye be jes' jealous.
Luke be gettin' a shuttle fer a graduation gift--someone's father must be overcompensatin' fer something--'n Ronan be headin' out o' town. Seregil be wonderin' if it be havin' anything t' do wit' bein' near Greece--be ye wanted by the law?--'n Isabel be thar, too. Ronan be off t' save the world. I be hearin' if ye be the hundreth student t' do it this year, ye get a t-shirt.
Carmela, who I be told is not a kind of squash, be leavin' too. Ronan be sayin' goodbye--not when he be in his own room, o' course, he be not Jamie Madrox--'n so be Hoshi. Teddy also be takin' off fer the summer. Have a good summer, Teddy! Come back wit' all yer limbs!
On the second floor this evenin', Turtle be revelin' in the quiet before the new students be arrivin' tomorrow. Oooooh. Marco 'n she plan on traumatizin' them. Be sure t' tell them about the jello dragons. 'n the gremlins. 'n the day when all o' our ears turned into donkey ears. 'n the day we all thought we were snack foods. They be new. They be gullible.
Oh, thar were also mail from Karal! I be not gettin' a letter. I be never meetin' him. I be not seein' how this be relevent.
Revelin'
Gabriel be hangin' from the rafters in the church, as ye do, Millie be singin' at Book Haven--d' ye know "It Be a Small World?"--'n Melody be melancholy at Groovy Tunes. Oooh. That were very nice. That why I be a professional. Hoshi be decidin' t' work at the hotel jes' because no one else be thar when she walks in. Be ye crazy? NEVER sign up fer more work. Especially if ye be not sure ye be gettin' overtime. Nate be tryin' t' entertain the baby at the Arms--have ye tried hangin' it from the rafters?--'n Cassandra be forgettin' t' write the specials at Cafe Fina. This be not botherin' Jack, who be stoppin' in fer food anyway.
Lacey be paintin' Luke. Wench, his girlfriend shoots things 'n his father be havin' no sense o' humor whatsoever. Be smarter about who ye be choosin' t' paint. Pick someone wit' no friends! Like...hmmm...well, I'd guess ye'd know how that be feelin'. Geoffrey be cranky at the banana stand--too many euphemisms, aye?--'n Isabel is laughin' hystercially at Pixie Dust. This be why drugs be bad, me hearties. Speakin' o drugs, Haunches be in Caritas tryin' t' make a drink that be tastin' like a pop tart. Why would ye want anything t' taste like Britney Spears?
Mohinder be hangin' out at the beach--the squirrel be approvin' o' this behavior--'n Bridge be runnin' into John Winchester 'n Xander while at J, GOB. Ye covered the bakery and be not bringin' me anything back? Useless rodents. Roy, Lee 'n River be gettin' onto a spaceship earlier today, but it must've been a short trip because I be havin' notes sayin' Roy be listenin' t' a tape later today. Be it one o' those make yerself better deals? Because they be useless.
Ooooh. He be gettin' dirty time wit' Aly. Maybe I be needin' some tapes o' me own.
...I be reconsiderin'. The Greek wenches be findin' me accent sexy. I be headin' back t' the mainland t' indulge some more, 'n I be not takin' any tapes. Be havin' a good night, Fandom!