Fandom Radio, Saturday, March 29
Sam: Hi everybody! It's Saturday again, and that means it's time for me and Dean to be awesome.
Dean: Dude! We're always awesome.
Sam: Yeah, but when we're on the radio, we're even more awesome.
Dean: Okay, yeah, I'll give you that.
Sam: Wow, you're agreeing with me without arguing. It's like a miracle or something.
Dean: I agree when you talk sense.
Sam: You should agree with me all the time then. I always make sense.
Dean: No, you don't.
Sam: Yes, I do.
Dean: No, you don't.
Sam: Yes, I do.
Dean: No, really. You don't.
Sam: Yes, really, I--
*annoyed chittering*
All right, I'll stop. *sighs* But since I'm the one who makes sense the most, I'm going to read my notes first.
School, where somehow, not much happened
Sam: Mac opened the library, and Ami decided to spend her afternoon the cool way, and came in to read.
Dorms, where lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of people hung out
Sam: Evey and Karal woke up and got into a fight about which one of them was more sleepy. Aravis and Seely woke up with their cooties all over each other and tried to get them off. And then Seely made Aravis cry. Not cool, dude. Not cool at all.
Dean: Seriously. You don't make girls cry. Even if they do give you cooties.
Sam: Yeah, and if it's a girl who might hit you for making her cry, it's an even worse idea. Eve didn't want to wake up, but Gwynn made her, which either makes her really helpful, or really mean. Bridge went to make breakfast for Xander, and River made sure to say goodbye to Berthold before leaving her room, while Naomi started the day by playing a game.
Inara went outside and climbed a tree, even though Jeff tried to tell her she shouldn't because she'd trip, and Karal tried to tell her she shouldn't because girls aren't supposed to climb trees, which is just stupid. Sorry Karal. Inara tried to get Principal Washburn to climb the tree too, and I hope Karal didn't tell her that girls can't climb trees, or he might be in detention forever.
Dean: Zoe could totally climb a tree if she wanted.
Sam: Totally. I think that counts as a reason she's cool enough to be our step-mom soon.
Dean: Are we keeping a list?
Sam: Not a written down list, but maybe a list in our heads?
Dean: Do you keep a list about how come I'm an awesome brother?
Sam: Maybe. Sometimes.
Dean: Cool.
Sam: *laughs* You're so easy sometimes. Meg woke up with Dick, who tried to make her make him breakfast. I guess no one told him if you say please, you'll get better food. Really.
Annette painted Ino's nails, and then they had chocolate, and then they planned a sleepover. I think I got more girly just reading that. A.J. came by too, and Annette tried to get him to come to the sleepover even though he's old. I don't think boys and girls are allowed to have sleepovers together like that, are they?
Dean: Depends on if you've had your cootie shots.
Sam: I hope they all have then. I still think it sounds weird though. Wyatt woke up and was weirded out by Isabel bringing him breakfast, maybe because he's old, or maybe because he had no pants on. ...I don't want to think about Wyatt with no pants on, so I'm just gonna pretend I didn't read that part.
Johnny tried to get Savannah out of his room, probably before she got girl germs everywhere, and then they went to go get food. That works! Liz took pictures of her room, and Mel and Zuko fought in their room about cooties. Zuko tried to get Sokka to tell Mel she has cooties, but he didn't do it, maybe because Mel could beat the crap out of him really, really easy. Sokka ended up siding with Mel on the cootie issue, before they went to find Romeo to see if he had pudding.
Liir woke up all by himself, and therefore free of cooties. Adah tried to read, but Lee was all loud and interrupty at her. Lee, you work in the library! You should know how important reading is!
Ino woke up with a boy, and tried to kick him out, maybe to avoid the whole common cootie issue. Rikku and Reno woke up and called each other names, and I'm getting really happy that I left my room this morning before Dawn and I could yell at each other like everyone else did.
Lana braved the hallway, and I met up with Dean, even though he tried to not let me into his room.
Dean: You weren't saying the password.
Sam: Passwords are supposed to be one word, Dean. Telling you how awesome and amazing you are isn't one word.
Dean: There's no one word rule.
Sam: There totally is, and if there isn't, I'm making it a rule now.
Dean: See - that there? Is you not making sense.
Sam: Whatever. You know I'm right, you just don't want to admit it 'cause people are listening. It's okay, I know how you really feel. Dojima and Romeo woke up and argued over a pillow because Dojima's a princess and needs lots of pillows or something, but then Jen woke up because they were getting loud, so Dojima stopped and apologized.
Hoshi got brave and left her room, while Ami stayed in and drew pictures.
Harry was hyper and yelling at his skull - yeah, I don't know either - and Seregil made him promise to not burn the school down. In case he wasn't clear enough, DON'T BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL, HARRY. Especially now, since if it happens, everyone will know it was you, 'cause most of the people here aren't dumb.
Dean: Though if someone else wanted to burn the school down, now would be a good time to do it.
Sam: Maybe no one should burn the school down since it's really, really wrong.
Dean: But potentially fun.
Sam: Are you sure I wasn't adopted?
Dean: Positive.
Sam: Sometimes, I don't think I believe you. John and Jaina woke up and didn't fight like everyone else! Instead, they decided to fight against space vampires and save people, which is a whole lot better, I think.
Makoto wanted to sleep 'cause she's old, but her roommate Alex made her get up. Jack and Robin decided they wanted pancakes, and Ron got a really bad letter, and drew some pictures to send back.
Valentine checked to make sure Namine was really herself, and Meg gave Dick, Johnny, and Savannah time out for being bad in the common room, which didn't work 'cause time out's a totally weak punishment.
Dean: It worked on you.
Sam: That's because I'm good, and I don't like getting into trouble at all. Summer was sad about breaking up with her boyfriend, but Chris cheered her up and dragged her out to the Perk, before they went to the beach to meet up with Isabel and Wyatt.
Gwynn and Eve went out to the preserve to hunt monsters. If they don't come back in the morning, I'm gonna assume the monsters ate them because they decided to go hunting without people who know what they're doing.
Savannah tried to find flowers for her wedding to Johnny, so I guess he doesn't mind the girl germs anymore. Eve must not like boy germs though, 'cause she tried to get Savannah to not get married. Annette was more worried about not getting invited, until Johnny threw things at her, and she told him he couldn't come to her sleepover.
Luke called his dad to tell him about everything he did today. And then it was time for Annette's sleepover. Annette and Ino liked Billy's pajamas, and made a blanket tent for themselves. Michael wasn't happy that Ino was hyper, and Annette got worried that Michael didn't want to be there at all.
Liir came by with cupcakes, and wanted to have Annette paint his nails without making him look girly. I hate to say it, but that's not possible. Nail polish equals girl. It's a basic fact of life.
Dean: When you're right, you're right.
Sam: Now I'm making sense? 'Cause you're still making even less sense than me. Ino met Naomi, and Annette invited Naomi to jump on the bed and paint the walls like the rest of them. Ino explained to Brooke that the tent was there to separate the boys and girls so no one got each other's germs. Now the tent seems like a really good idea.
Romeo went to the slumber party, and Annette tried to convince him to jump on the bed while Liir tried to get him to eat his cookies.
Billy went to Naomi's room to look for terrorists, 'cause we've had a really big problem with those kinds of people here before, except that we haven't. Sky went to Troy's room to take a nap. And Karal built a fort in his room that would keep out all the bad things, and let Andrew and Evey stay with him.
Dean: I hope he remembered to use salt. In the second floor common room this morning, Meg gave Dick a piggyback ride and then made pancakes. Aw, we missed pancakes?
Dick explained about his rubik's cube to Rikku, and gleed with Sokka over Spongebob.
Meg offered a sneaky Andrew food, who then got snuggly with Liir while they talked about Spongebob. Alex greeted Andrew and Rikku waved scarily at him. I wonder if I can wave scarily.
Sam: I wouldn't be surprised if you can.
Dean: I'll have to practice later. Isabel asked Meg for pancakes for her and big Wyatt, then went to talk to Andrew.
Sky came in wearing a cape and Isabel promised not to reveal his secret identity. He then smelled pancakes and decided to have breakfast before going outside.
Meg offered Johnny some pancakes, who then got called a wuss by Dick. Savannah showed up and got into the fight, and Lana was scared of how loud Johnny was.
Andros got pancakes, but Meg made Jo play the quiet game to get her pancakes.
Meg was relieved to see Hermione is big. Rikku greeted her, Jack waved at her and Lucas and Lana hid from her behind the couch.
A polite Teyla got pancakes and was greeted by Jo. Savannah was happy to see Meg, and she and Johnny are getting married. Lana waved at Savannah, but was scared of her. Wow, was there anyone she wasn't scared of?
Sam: It doesn't sound like it.
Dean: Lucas got mickey shaped pancakes, and discussed toppings with Teyla and talked to Rikku with jam on her face.
Okay, let's just do this. Other people who got pancakes included Hoshi, Adah, Lana, Eve, Anemone and Gulliver, Gwynn, Rikku, Alex, Jack, and Makato had juice instead.
Hoshi and Lana totally bonded -- so hey, I guess Lana found someone she wasn't afraid of.
Eve was tackled by Savannah, who also waved at Rikku.
Jack also waved at Rikku, wanted to know if he could pet Gulliver, and stared at Sokka's hair. Sokka? Not happy. He already had come down yelling about pancakes and been told by Rikku to apologize or he wasn't getting any.
Out on the lawn, Sky in a cape fought off the invisible space turkey. Dude, seriously. If it's invisible, how do you know it's a turkey?
Liir watched and Sky was excited about Liir's broom. Liir almost tripped when he ran to say hi to Ino, who said that her Daddy says no one ever always wins. Obviously they've never met our Dad.
Sam: Dad doesn't always win.
Dean: He totally does. Sky told teenaged Adam that he was really Uberman. Surrre you are.
Ino thought Adam was old and both Annette and Eve tackled him, while Billy threw a Nerf nija star at him.
Annette was asked by Billy if she wanted to play ninjas.
Romeo asked Ino if they were playing good guys and bad guys, and was jealous of Sky's forceshield powers.
Sky told Brooke that they were hunting bad guys, including monsters, which she doesn't like. Romeo told her that Capels are mean and ugly and smell bad. She also argued with Ino about whether kids can lose.
And Billy and Sky figure out they're both good guys.
Sam: Yeah, I guess they can both be good guys. Karal went to the stables and got Trenor, even though he thought he was too tall, and then he offered pony rides to anyone who came by.
Gavin took a ride and didn't fall off! Hurray Gavin! Afterwards, Gavin and Luke called each other names, and John invited Gavin to join him and Jaina in fighting space vampires, and decided that Karal should be the princess to be rescued, 'cause he was the girliest person there, I guess. That sounds good to me.
Luke ended up flying off of Trenor because he was too loud. Oops. Dawn - Hi Dawn! - stopped her vampire hunting long enough to say hello to Karal and Trenor, and to be sad with Luke that they didn't see each other for like a whole hour.
John and Jaina and their water guns stopped by, to try to recruit people to fight space vampires. Karal told Jaina she couldn't play with everyone else 'cause she's a girl, and John shot him with his water gun and got him all wet. Go John!
Dean: You'd think Karal would want a girl to play so he didn't have to be the princess.
Sam: Maybe he didn't know he'd have to be the princess? Or maybe he likes being the princess, I don't know. He's kind of weird sometimes. Luke and Jaina found lightsabers to play with, and Lana came by just 'cause she likes horses. Liir got a ride too, and didn't fall off, and neither did Aravis. So, everybody's better at riding horses than Luke.
Lana was playing arts and crafts on the third floor in the afternoon. Willow wanted to know if Lana was doing homework, and tried to get her to make signs so people would be quiet. Billy said hi to Willow, and she and Bridge talked about homework vs. projects. Dude, projects are totally better.
Dean: Than homework? Yeah, for once I agree with you Sammy.
Sam: Really? About something with school? That's a miracle too. Hoshi colored with Lana and got glitter all over the place, which means the third floor common room is off limits to boys until further notice. Thanks. Makoto wanted to know what they were drawing, and so did Summer, but it was Summer who ended up with glitter all over her. Seriously guys, if you go in there and get glitter on you, it's your own fault now.
Meg got a drawing from Lana, and cookies from Bridge. I guess Bridge had a lot of cookies, because he shared them with Lana too, who told him he could stay if he colored with her. Jen tried to arrest Bridge to steal his cookies, because I guess she didn't see that he was already sharing them with people, and Z got cookies too.
Billy made some sandwiches, Z joined in on the coloring, and Liz joined in on getting glittered. That stuff's going to be everywhere now.
The best Peter in the whole world and Willow can bite me if she disagrees had cartoons and cereal for everyone on the fourth floor. Gavin came by and had cereal and so did I, but I got a hug with my cereal and I bet Gavin didn't.
Peter got Dean to stay too, even though he was saying bad words that Dad would totally yell at him for, and Dick came in and talked to Peter about their nannies.
Dean: I didn't say bad words.
Sam: The squirrels said you were saying bad words. They wouldn't lie.
Dean: I know what I said. Maybe some perfectly innocent word is a bad word in squirrel.
Sam: Or maybe you don't think words are bad that really are. Ron came in and asked Peter how to spell 'stupidhead'. Peter shared his cereal with Artoo, and Romeo, since he asked nicely. Jim already had Jello, so he just watched cartoons, and Rodney came in because he saw Artoo.
Jenny wanted it to be teatime 'cause she's all British and everything, and Jim tried to get her to have Jello instead, even though it's not the same thing at all. Pam came in with her crayons, and Jim offered her Jello too.
Michael had breakfast on the fifth floor, and talked to Ino about Annette's sleepover, and to Robin.
Up on the roof, Makoto and Lana made hot chocolate and looked at the stars, and had just as girly of an evening as the people at the sleepover, without the nail polish and paint. And in the salle, Ronan and Seregil played with swords and talked about Ronan's wizard stuff.
Dean: The playing with swords sounds fun at least.
Sam: I figured you'd think that sounded cool. And speaking of cool, Mel decided to go on a patrol for vampires, and since she actually knows what she's doing, I won't say anything bad about her. Also? She could probably kill me if I did. Dawn was doing all of her watchery note-taking stuff, and hopefully not trying to actually fight anything, 'cause I don't want to have to worry about her.
Rikku wanted to patrol too, and Romeo just wanted to know what they were doing, but Mel wouldn't tell him unless he gave her pudding. Reno wanted to help too, and so did Sokka, but Mel was too busy being all swoony and girly at him to notice. Please don't kill me, Mel. I'm just reading the notes.
Dean: Yeah, don't kill him. Little brothers are hard to come by.
Town, where only lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of people hung out
Dean: Down in town, River visited Kerrigan with apples. If she wanted to really suck up, she would've brought pie.
Elsewhere, Peter fell off the balcony and Nathan flew to catch him. It was freaking cool -- I saw it!
Sam: What? You couldn't have seen that. Nathan can't do anything like that.
Dean: I know what I saw. And I wasn't the only one. Isabel and Wyatt saw it too and thought Nathan was Superlawyer, Mohinder wanted to make sure they were okay, and Jean-Paul thought that people who can't fly need to more careful on balconies. Which they totally do, Peter.
Sam: *grumbles* Peter's gonna kill me.
Dean: Why?
Sam: 'Cause no one was supposed to know about Nathan. Ever.
Dean: *pause* Ignoring the keeping secrets from your brother for the moment, if Peter doesn't want people to know about Nathan, he shouldn't be falling off balconies and forcing Nathan to save him. Liir brought Lulu chocolate cookies and Jean-Paul stopped by hoping for pie. See, River? Cookies and pie. That's what I'm talking about.
Me and Sammy visited Dad and Zoe and little Gracie who is really cute and totally likes me best.
Sam: She can't even talk yet, but she probably does.
Dean: I'm just that awesome. Xander fed Bridge spaghetti-os. Which isn't as good as pie, but is still acceptable food.
Ino faliled to be sneaky about getting into the unopened Wellspring Arms and Karal kicked Cable in the shins for being bad. Go Karal!
And Jo needed proper weapons for hunting monsters. Ha! We already have those at the house. Well, Dad does at least.
Karal also visited Gabriel at the church -- with no kicking this time -- and Mohinder had sticky buns. Dude, no fair! I want sticky buns!
Turtle was working and making Apu crazy. Making someone crazy? Sounds like a cool job. Jeff wanted sleeves and had a pocket of fluff and Amber purchased on an IOU system. Jamie was big and purchased shin guards and Turtle yelled at Marco for yelling in the store. Sokka, Jack, and Sky all wanted squishies and Zack wanted dancing skeletons. Dude, no you don't. You'll just have to salt and burn them to make them stop dancing.
Sam: I don't think he wanted real skeletons, Dean.
Dean: Oh. Still, not worth the chance. Mary opened the hotel and took a nap on the sofa, and Liir turned Glitch into his daddy and was all sad about being little. Aw.
Luke and friends tried to get Anakin's shuttle out of storage so they could go to Dagobah. Cool! Road trip! Jaina told Evey about the swamp and Evey and Luke discussed bringing Yoda cookies. See? Everyone knows cookies trump apples.
John and Jaina discussed how to get the door open and the need for tall people. Luke and Jaina tried to unscrew the door and then John and Luke tried to shoot the door open with water.
Juli wondered what they were up to and Luke told her the plan, Jaina liked to Juli sassily, John claimed to be watering flowers on the roof, Evey told her that she was just standing. Guys, you have to get your story straight before the authority figure shows up.
Sam: They didn't do too bad for their first time. They'll know better next time.
Dean: I s'pose. Robin had her bazillion dogs in the park. Wow, that many? Ino thought Robin was pretty and Michael was going to call Ino on crying. Lee and Robin snarked and Ino decided Lee was loud. Liir told Robin Glitch is his daddy and Robin had no issues cursing in front of Z.
Meody opened Groovy Tunes, happy to see all us kids, but knowing all us kids are around made D'argo take a bottle of liquor into the lounge when he opened Caritas. Sean showed up, desperately in need of a beer.
And Doogie was in the clinic tonight, making sure there's lots of band-aids.
Sam: I guess it's good to be prepared. Is that all the notes?
Dean: Looks like.
Sam: Do you think Dad and Zoe will be mad that we snuck out?
Dean: If we get caught and they are, we'll just tell them we were squirrel napped.
Sam: That's a great idea.
Dean: That's because I'm awesome.
Sam: For tonight? Yeah, you're completely awesome.
Dean: Dude! We're always awesome.
Sam: Yeah, but when we're on the radio, we're even more awesome.
Dean: Okay, yeah, I'll give you that.
Sam: Wow, you're agreeing with me without arguing. It's like a miracle or something.
Dean: I agree when you talk sense.
Sam: You should agree with me all the time then. I always make sense.
Dean: No, you don't.
Sam: Yes, I do.
Dean: No, you don't.
Sam: Yes, I do.
Dean: No, really. You don't.
Sam: Yes, really, I--
*annoyed chittering*
All right, I'll stop. *sighs* But since I'm the one who makes sense the most, I'm going to read my notes first.
School, where somehow, not much happened
Sam: Mac opened the library, and Ami decided to spend her afternoon the cool way, and came in to read.
Dorms, where lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of people hung out
Sam: Evey and Karal woke up and got into a fight about which one of them was more sleepy. Aravis and Seely woke up with their cooties all over each other and tried to get them off. And then Seely made Aravis cry. Not cool, dude. Not cool at all.
Dean: Seriously. You don't make girls cry. Even if they do give you cooties.
Sam: Yeah, and if it's a girl who might hit you for making her cry, it's an even worse idea. Eve didn't want to wake up, but Gwynn made her, which either makes her really helpful, or really mean. Bridge went to make breakfast for Xander, and River made sure to say goodbye to Berthold before leaving her room, while Naomi started the day by playing a game.
Inara went outside and climbed a tree, even though Jeff tried to tell her she shouldn't because she'd trip, and Karal tried to tell her she shouldn't because girls aren't supposed to climb trees, which is just stupid. Sorry Karal. Inara tried to get Principal Washburn to climb the tree too, and I hope Karal didn't tell her that girls can't climb trees, or he might be in detention forever.
Dean: Zoe could totally climb a tree if she wanted.
Sam: Totally. I think that counts as a reason she's cool enough to be our step-mom soon.
Dean: Are we keeping a list?
Sam: Not a written down list, but maybe a list in our heads?
Dean: Do you keep a list about how come I'm an awesome brother?
Sam: Maybe. Sometimes.
Dean: Cool.
Sam: *laughs* You're so easy sometimes. Meg woke up with Dick, who tried to make her make him breakfast. I guess no one told him if you say please, you'll get better food. Really.
Annette painted Ino's nails, and then they had chocolate, and then they planned a sleepover. I think I got more girly just reading that. A.J. came by too, and Annette tried to get him to come to the sleepover even though he's old. I don't think boys and girls are allowed to have sleepovers together like that, are they?
Dean: Depends on if you've had your cootie shots.
Sam: I hope they all have then. I still think it sounds weird though. Wyatt woke up and was weirded out by Isabel bringing him breakfast, maybe because he's old, or maybe because he had no pants on. ...I don't want to think about Wyatt with no pants on, so I'm just gonna pretend I didn't read that part.
Johnny tried to get Savannah out of his room, probably before she got girl germs everywhere, and then they went to go get food. That works! Liz took pictures of her room, and Mel and Zuko fought in their room about cooties. Zuko tried to get Sokka to tell Mel she has cooties, but he didn't do it, maybe because Mel could beat the crap out of him really, really easy. Sokka ended up siding with Mel on the cootie issue, before they went to find Romeo to see if he had pudding.
Liir woke up all by himself, and therefore free of cooties. Adah tried to read, but Lee was all loud and interrupty at her. Lee, you work in the library! You should know how important reading is!
Ino woke up with a boy, and tried to kick him out, maybe to avoid the whole common cootie issue. Rikku and Reno woke up and called each other names, and I'm getting really happy that I left my room this morning before Dawn and I could yell at each other like everyone else did.
Lana braved the hallway, and I met up with Dean, even though he tried to not let me into his room.
Dean: You weren't saying the password.
Sam: Passwords are supposed to be one word, Dean. Telling you how awesome and amazing you are isn't one word.
Dean: There's no one word rule.
Sam: There totally is, and if there isn't, I'm making it a rule now.
Dean: See - that there? Is you not making sense.
Sam: Whatever. You know I'm right, you just don't want to admit it 'cause people are listening. It's okay, I know how you really feel. Dojima and Romeo woke up and argued over a pillow because Dojima's a princess and needs lots of pillows or something, but then Jen woke up because they were getting loud, so Dojima stopped and apologized.
Hoshi got brave and left her room, while Ami stayed in and drew pictures.
Harry was hyper and yelling at his skull - yeah, I don't know either - and Seregil made him promise to not burn the school down. In case he wasn't clear enough, DON'T BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL, HARRY. Especially now, since if it happens, everyone will know it was you, 'cause most of the people here aren't dumb.
Dean: Though if someone else wanted to burn the school down, now would be a good time to do it.
Sam: Maybe no one should burn the school down since it's really, really wrong.
Dean: But potentially fun.
Sam: Are you sure I wasn't adopted?
Dean: Positive.
Sam: Sometimes, I don't think I believe you. John and Jaina woke up and didn't fight like everyone else! Instead, they decided to fight against space vampires and save people, which is a whole lot better, I think.
Makoto wanted to sleep 'cause she's old, but her roommate Alex made her get up. Jack and Robin decided they wanted pancakes, and Ron got a really bad letter, and drew some pictures to send back.
Valentine checked to make sure Namine was really herself, and Meg gave Dick, Johnny, and Savannah time out for being bad in the common room, which didn't work 'cause time out's a totally weak punishment.
Dean: It worked on you.
Sam: That's because I'm good, and I don't like getting into trouble at all. Summer was sad about breaking up with her boyfriend, but Chris cheered her up and dragged her out to the Perk, before they went to the beach to meet up with Isabel and Wyatt.
Gwynn and Eve went out to the preserve to hunt monsters. If they don't come back in the morning, I'm gonna assume the monsters ate them because they decided to go hunting without people who know what they're doing.
Savannah tried to find flowers for her wedding to Johnny, so I guess he doesn't mind the girl germs anymore. Eve must not like boy germs though, 'cause she tried to get Savannah to not get married. Annette was more worried about not getting invited, until Johnny threw things at her, and she told him he couldn't come to her sleepover.
Luke called his dad to tell him about everything he did today. And then it was time for Annette's sleepover. Annette and Ino liked Billy's pajamas, and made a blanket tent for themselves. Michael wasn't happy that Ino was hyper, and Annette got worried that Michael didn't want to be there at all.
Liir came by with cupcakes, and wanted to have Annette paint his nails without making him look girly. I hate to say it, but that's not possible. Nail polish equals girl. It's a basic fact of life.
Dean: When you're right, you're right.
Sam: Now I'm making sense? 'Cause you're still making even less sense than me. Ino met Naomi, and Annette invited Naomi to jump on the bed and paint the walls like the rest of them. Ino explained to Brooke that the tent was there to separate the boys and girls so no one got each other's germs. Now the tent seems like a really good idea.
Romeo went to the slumber party, and Annette tried to convince him to jump on the bed while Liir tried to get him to eat his cookies.
Billy went to Naomi's room to look for terrorists, 'cause we've had a really big problem with those kinds of people here before, except that we haven't. Sky went to Troy's room to take a nap. And Karal built a fort in his room that would keep out all the bad things, and let Andrew and Evey stay with him.
Dean: I hope he remembered to use salt. In the second floor common room this morning, Meg gave Dick a piggyback ride and then made pancakes. Aw, we missed pancakes?
Dick explained about his rubik's cube to Rikku, and gleed with Sokka over Spongebob.
Meg offered a sneaky Andrew food, who then got snuggly with Liir while they talked about Spongebob. Alex greeted Andrew and Rikku waved scarily at him. I wonder if I can wave scarily.
Sam: I wouldn't be surprised if you can.
Dean: I'll have to practice later. Isabel asked Meg for pancakes for her and big Wyatt, then went to talk to Andrew.
Sky came in wearing a cape and Isabel promised not to reveal his secret identity. He then smelled pancakes and decided to have breakfast before going outside.
Meg offered Johnny some pancakes, who then got called a wuss by Dick. Savannah showed up and got into the fight, and Lana was scared of how loud Johnny was.
Andros got pancakes, but Meg made Jo play the quiet game to get her pancakes.
Meg was relieved to see Hermione is big. Rikku greeted her, Jack waved at her and Lucas and Lana hid from her behind the couch.
A polite Teyla got pancakes and was greeted by Jo. Savannah was happy to see Meg, and she and Johnny are getting married. Lana waved at Savannah, but was scared of her. Wow, was there anyone she wasn't scared of?
Sam: It doesn't sound like it.
Dean: Lucas got mickey shaped pancakes, and discussed toppings with Teyla and talked to Rikku with jam on her face.
Okay, let's just do this. Other people who got pancakes included Hoshi, Adah, Lana, Eve, Anemone and Gulliver, Gwynn, Rikku, Alex, Jack, and Makato had juice instead.
Hoshi and Lana totally bonded -- so hey, I guess Lana found someone she wasn't afraid of.
Eve was tackled by Savannah, who also waved at Rikku.
Jack also waved at Rikku, wanted to know if he could pet Gulliver, and stared at Sokka's hair. Sokka? Not happy. He already had come down yelling about pancakes and been told by Rikku to apologize or he wasn't getting any.
Out on the lawn, Sky in a cape fought off the invisible space turkey. Dude, seriously. If it's invisible, how do you know it's a turkey?
Liir watched and Sky was excited about Liir's broom. Liir almost tripped when he ran to say hi to Ino, who said that her Daddy says no one ever always wins. Obviously they've never met our Dad.
Sam: Dad doesn't always win.
Dean: He totally does. Sky told teenaged Adam that he was really Uberman. Surrre you are.
Ino thought Adam was old and both Annette and Eve tackled him, while Billy threw a Nerf nija star at him.
Annette was asked by Billy if she wanted to play ninjas.
Romeo asked Ino if they were playing good guys and bad guys, and was jealous of Sky's forceshield powers.
Sky told Brooke that they were hunting bad guys, including monsters, which she doesn't like. Romeo told her that Capels are mean and ugly and smell bad. She also argued with Ino about whether kids can lose.
And Billy and Sky figure out they're both good guys.
Sam: Yeah, I guess they can both be good guys. Karal went to the stables and got Trenor, even though he thought he was too tall, and then he offered pony rides to anyone who came by.
Gavin took a ride and didn't fall off! Hurray Gavin! Afterwards, Gavin and Luke called each other names, and John invited Gavin to join him and Jaina in fighting space vampires, and decided that Karal should be the princess to be rescued, 'cause he was the girliest person there, I guess. That sounds good to me.
Luke ended up flying off of Trenor because he was too loud. Oops. Dawn - Hi Dawn! - stopped her vampire hunting long enough to say hello to Karal and Trenor, and to be sad with Luke that they didn't see each other for like a whole hour.
John and Jaina and their water guns stopped by, to try to recruit people to fight space vampires. Karal told Jaina she couldn't play with everyone else 'cause she's a girl, and John shot him with his water gun and got him all wet. Go John!
Dean: You'd think Karal would want a girl to play so he didn't have to be the princess.
Sam: Maybe he didn't know he'd have to be the princess? Or maybe he likes being the princess, I don't know. He's kind of weird sometimes. Luke and Jaina found lightsabers to play with, and Lana came by just 'cause she likes horses. Liir got a ride too, and didn't fall off, and neither did Aravis. So, everybody's better at riding horses than Luke.
Lana was playing arts and crafts on the third floor in the afternoon. Willow wanted to know if Lana was doing homework, and tried to get her to make signs so people would be quiet. Billy said hi to Willow, and she and Bridge talked about homework vs. projects. Dude, projects are totally better.
Dean: Than homework? Yeah, for once I agree with you Sammy.
Sam: Really? About something with school? That's a miracle too. Hoshi colored with Lana and got glitter all over the place, which means the third floor common room is off limits to boys until further notice. Thanks. Makoto wanted to know what they were drawing, and so did Summer, but it was Summer who ended up with glitter all over her. Seriously guys, if you go in there and get glitter on you, it's your own fault now.
Meg got a drawing from Lana, and cookies from Bridge. I guess Bridge had a lot of cookies, because he shared them with Lana too, who told him he could stay if he colored with her. Jen tried to arrest Bridge to steal his cookies, because I guess she didn't see that he was already sharing them with people, and Z got cookies too.
Billy made some sandwiches, Z joined in on the coloring, and Liz joined in on getting glittered. That stuff's going to be everywhere now.
The best Peter in the whole world and Willow can bite me if she disagrees had cartoons and cereal for everyone on the fourth floor. Gavin came by and had cereal and so did I, but I got a hug with my cereal and I bet Gavin didn't.
Peter got Dean to stay too, even though he was saying bad words that Dad would totally yell at him for, and Dick came in and talked to Peter about their nannies.
Dean: I didn't say bad words.
Sam: The squirrels said you were saying bad words. They wouldn't lie.
Dean: I know what I said. Maybe some perfectly innocent word is a bad word in squirrel.
Sam: Or maybe you don't think words are bad that really are. Ron came in and asked Peter how to spell 'stupidhead'. Peter shared his cereal with Artoo, and Romeo, since he asked nicely. Jim already had Jello, so he just watched cartoons, and Rodney came in because he saw Artoo.
Jenny wanted it to be teatime 'cause she's all British and everything, and Jim tried to get her to have Jello instead, even though it's not the same thing at all. Pam came in with her crayons, and Jim offered her Jello too.
Michael had breakfast on the fifth floor, and talked to Ino about Annette's sleepover, and to Robin.
Up on the roof, Makoto and Lana made hot chocolate and looked at the stars, and had just as girly of an evening as the people at the sleepover, without the nail polish and paint. And in the salle, Ronan and Seregil played with swords and talked about Ronan's wizard stuff.
Dean: The playing with swords sounds fun at least.
Sam: I figured you'd think that sounded cool. And speaking of cool, Mel decided to go on a patrol for vampires, and since she actually knows what she's doing, I won't say anything bad about her. Also? She could probably kill me if I did. Dawn was doing all of her watchery note-taking stuff, and hopefully not trying to actually fight anything, 'cause I don't want to have to worry about her.
Rikku wanted to patrol too, and Romeo just wanted to know what they were doing, but Mel wouldn't tell him unless he gave her pudding. Reno wanted to help too, and so did Sokka, but Mel was too busy being all swoony and girly at him to notice. Please don't kill me, Mel. I'm just reading the notes.
Dean: Yeah, don't kill him. Little brothers are hard to come by.
Town, where only lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of people hung out
Dean: Down in town, River visited Kerrigan with apples. If she wanted to really suck up, she would've brought pie.
Elsewhere, Peter fell off the balcony and Nathan flew to catch him. It was freaking cool -- I saw it!
Sam: What? You couldn't have seen that. Nathan can't do anything like that.
Dean: I know what I saw. And I wasn't the only one. Isabel and Wyatt saw it too and thought Nathan was Superlawyer, Mohinder wanted to make sure they were okay, and Jean-Paul thought that people who can't fly need to more careful on balconies. Which they totally do, Peter.
Sam: *grumbles* Peter's gonna kill me.
Dean: Why?
Sam: 'Cause no one was supposed to know about Nathan. Ever.
Dean: *pause* Ignoring the keeping secrets from your brother for the moment, if Peter doesn't want people to know about Nathan, he shouldn't be falling off balconies and forcing Nathan to save him. Liir brought Lulu chocolate cookies and Jean-Paul stopped by hoping for pie. See, River? Cookies and pie. That's what I'm talking about.
Me and Sammy visited Dad and Zoe and little Gracie who is really cute and totally likes me best.
Sam: She can't even talk yet, but she probably does.
Dean: I'm just that awesome. Xander fed Bridge spaghetti-os. Which isn't as good as pie, but is still acceptable food.
Ino faliled to be sneaky about getting into the unopened Wellspring Arms and Karal kicked Cable in the shins for being bad. Go Karal!
And Jo needed proper weapons for hunting monsters. Ha! We already have those at the house. Well, Dad does at least.
Karal also visited Gabriel at the church -- with no kicking this time -- and Mohinder had sticky buns. Dude, no fair! I want sticky buns!
Turtle was working and making Apu crazy. Making someone crazy? Sounds like a cool job. Jeff wanted sleeves and had a pocket of fluff and Amber purchased on an IOU system. Jamie was big and purchased shin guards and Turtle yelled at Marco for yelling in the store. Sokka, Jack, and Sky all wanted squishies and Zack wanted dancing skeletons. Dude, no you don't. You'll just have to salt and burn them to make them stop dancing.
Sam: I don't think he wanted real skeletons, Dean.
Dean: Oh. Still, not worth the chance. Mary opened the hotel and took a nap on the sofa, and Liir turned Glitch into his daddy and was all sad about being little. Aw.
Luke and friends tried to get Anakin's shuttle out of storage so they could go to Dagobah. Cool! Road trip! Jaina told Evey about the swamp and Evey and Luke discussed bringing Yoda cookies. See? Everyone knows cookies trump apples.
John and Jaina discussed how to get the door open and the need for tall people. Luke and Jaina tried to unscrew the door and then John and Luke tried to shoot the door open with water.
Juli wondered what they were up to and Luke told her the plan, Jaina liked to Juli sassily, John claimed to be watering flowers on the roof, Evey told her that she was just standing. Guys, you have to get your story straight before the authority figure shows up.
Sam: They didn't do too bad for their first time. They'll know better next time.
Dean: I s'pose. Robin had her bazillion dogs in the park. Wow, that many? Ino thought Robin was pretty and Michael was going to call Ino on crying. Lee and Robin snarked and Ino decided Lee was loud. Liir told Robin Glitch is his daddy and Robin had no issues cursing in front of Z.
Meody opened Groovy Tunes, happy to see all us kids, but knowing all us kids are around made D'argo take a bottle of liquor into the lounge when he opened Caritas. Sean showed up, desperately in need of a beer.
And Doogie was in the clinic tonight, making sure there's lots of band-aids.
Sam: I guess it's good to be prepared. Is that all the notes?
Dean: Looks like.
Sam: Do you think Dad and Zoe will be mad that we snuck out?
Dean: If we get caught and they are, we'll just tell them we were squirrel napped.
Sam: That's a great idea.
Dean: That's because I'm awesome.
Sam: For tonight? Yeah, you're completely awesome.