Fandom Radio, Tuesday, March 11th
Reno: You know it's gonna be an interestin' broadcast when the squirrels tell you you gotta sit down before startin' to read, yo. I'm almost afraid to look at these notes. They gonna make me start singin' again? I'm not up for another round of Modern Major General, here.
Jenny: There will be no singing. If the singing starts, I am out of here. You hear me? No. Singing.
Reno: It's a deal, yo. We got these notes here, the ones the squirrels are wavin' their little arm-things over. And we're gonna read 'em. And we ain't gonna sing. And if I do end up singin', someone is gonna get hurt. I mean it.
Jenny: Ahem. Hello and welcome to Booze and News with Reno and Jenny. Now with one hundred percent less singing if someone knows what's good for them.
Reno: Don't even matter who the someone is, yo. Just let it be known, singin' from here on in is gonna mean a world of pain for someone. Whoever's closest. Whatever.
School, Where People Were Probably Also Sitting Down
Reno: That Spycraft class was talkin' about how stupid midterms were and what they were hopin' to learn from this class. Pretty sneaky course, if you still haven't figured that part out halfway through, yo. Students pretended to pay attention, then told Aly what they learned, and what they'd like to learn. The TAs were givin' people meaningful looks. Aww. And, of course, there was that spy chick, yo. How to survive your own cooking was taught by some onion dude today, yo. The... onion? Gave instructions about bacon- How drunk were these squirrels today? *angry chittering* ... Okay, okay. I'm readin'. Liir went ahead and gave instructions, probably because onions don't got a great sense of direction, yo. Students were encouraged to poke Liir. And the onion guy thing was ... you know. There.
Jenny: It's kind of cute, actually. Weird. But cute. Computers class learned about TCP/IP network protocol. I don't know what that means, but apparently the squirrel does, because there's adorable geek talk. Religion class meditated in a cold cave; strike that one from my possible future schedule. But no one got smacked for snoring, so that's good. The TA was peaceful, the teacher was Biff. Anemone opened the library. Anakin made baby toys during his office hours--oh, wait, he's the one who's getting married. Guess it's a shotgun wedding. Mazel tov! Jaina asked him if he had issues with her boyfriend, and Isabel stopped by to see the baby toys. Kerrigan surfed the internet, and Aravis stopped by to see Bond during his office hours and asked what he'd done to Seely. Hopefully nothing too kinky.
Reno: Glitch was bored durin' his office hours until he got a visit from Ino, who gave him a hug. Aww. Bridge stopped by with designs for somethin' or other, and Liir was there for a hug, too. This Glitch guy must be a real snuggly sort. Or have some freaky thing for students. Which has me worried, because Rikku was stoppin' by next with her project thingie. No note sayin' that she got hugged. Good girl, Rikku. Ghanima did that office hour thing, too. No hugs were reported. Fraser had office hours, and he brought a bunch of dogs around, which had Juli stoppin' in because of the noise, yo. Biff stopped by, too, to ask if they were Fraser's disciples. Oookay. There was cheer practice today, yo. One of my favorite extracurricular activities, and apparently still not the reason I gotta be sittin' down. Weird rodents. The cheerleaders did warm-ups, which are the best part, yo. Right up there with toe-touchin' jumps, like Annette was doin', and tumblin', as demonstrated by Brooke. Chad and Savannah bonded over havin' overprotective significant others- and now your significant others know you're bondin'. And they're overprotective. Way to ruin two relationships at once, squirrels. Robin, probably the green one, was very excited, and Annette felt validated for somethin' or other. Rikku bounced- also one of the best parts of cheer- and grinned at the newbies, yo.
Jenny: Annette and Brooke discussed what there is on campus to cheer for. Good question. Booze? Brooke found out that the prior captains are gone, and she and Rikku agreed they want to do another competition. Robin greeted Brooke, and Chad congratulated her. She decided she wanted to keep him. Good choice, I've seen him, he's very...tall. John mingled, and Savannah greeted everyone and she and Brooke had some ideas. Annette was supportive, and Rikku suggested cheering for things other than sports. How about booze? Rikku explained Blitz to Brooke, and it can't possibly be what I'm thinking of, because the Blitz was nothing to sodding cheer about. Robin said he would help where he could, and Doom demanded to be removed from the cheerleading roster. Come on, man, where's your team spirit?
...dear God, did I really just say that? *glug glug* Moving right along. Chad reminded Savannah he can't cheer and play football at the same time, and Robin was just all over the place, as he then had some flavored water. Naomi mingled, and Aly was either there or not. The notes aren't clear. Johnny admired Savannah, and some Jamies spoke to Rikku about Deadpool. Apparently Jamies can take care of himself....what? Hoshi was waiting for someone, and RENO here watched with popcorn. Seems he's a fan of the short skirts! Tell us more, co-host!
Reno: Damn straight I am. You seen the way they flip up when they- *cough* So. More notes.
Dorms, Where Life Is Not A Song
Reno: Romeo went out this mornin' without leaving a note for Doji. Apparently this is newsworthy? Romeo, man, you're a rebel... Hey, you had the girl over! Evey was doin' paperwork and watchin' TV when Karal came to find her, lookin' for a hug, but he couldn't tell her why. Aw. Liir was flopped on his bed, and got a visit from Teddy, and they talked about New York, bein a girl... Ooookay. And *snerk* why bein' a "cunning linguist" is so funny. Zuko and Katara were gifted with... singing pink bears. They boggled, blamed Sokka, which I figure is probably a good call, and then talked about what to do with him and the bears. Mel told Zuko and Katara to shut up and suck face. Straightforward. I like that, yo. Annette was lazy with TV and with pizza, yo. The squirrel would like to do the same. Hoshi was playin' fetch with her puppy in the hallway- you know they got fields for that? And Jaina dropped by to annoy John while he was pacin' about practicin' French. The hell's a French?
Jenny: It's a language. Spoken in France and Cana--excuse me, Quebec. Some find it romantic. Others find it nasal.
Town, Where People Sit Down, Shut Up, and Don't Sing
Jenny: Today, Jack was at the Photo Hut, Gabriel and Karal had a conversation at the church, and Melody wore cat ears at Groovy Tunes. Also, the park was quite popular, with Jeff and Nana, Lana, Romeo, and Sora taking walks there. Also in this scintillating walking news, Aly took a walk in the preserve, and Barney took a walk on the edge of town. Liz was at the post office, and Xander read a newspaper in the Mauvaise Chance office. Mel stopped by to discuss ear wiggling and cable porn. I'm not sure that fetish is popular enough to make cable--I mean. Um. I'm going to stop talking now.
Reno: Best idea you had all night, yo. Adam was at Wonders of the World, yo. Probably doin' wonderful, worldly things. Or somethin. Book Haven was closed until John Sheppard stopped by to see Lana, who wasn't there. But Millie was, and was wonderin' why Lana didn't show up, yo. Sheppard told her that Lana and her boyfriend broke up. Come on. That ain't no excuse not to show up for work. Wimp. Sky was at the Perk, where he talked with Hoshi about books, dogs, and Sky havin' a boyfriend. ... Suddenly all that banana stuff makes sense, yo. Talkin' about bananas, GMB-Gumb was at the Banana Stand. Doin' banana stand things, yo. At the Perk, Cable talked with Rikku about Deadpool not being around. But Cable wasn't worried? There's a reason to worry? Deadpool's... Deadpool. In another case of someone not bein' around, Mary was at the hotel because Jeff didn't show up, either. ... Everyone callin' in sick? This is startin' to sound like a freaky epidemic, yo.
Jenny: That's not funny. Michael was trying to...rescue the deep fryer at Luke's. Ronan worked hard at Pizza Planet, and Sky stared at Ronan. Kind of creepy? Billy ordered a pizza. Fraser discovered that Robin who is not a frog is among the missing. Unavoidably detained. Skiving off. Whatever. Roy discovered that Aly was not where she should be. At the clinic, Christian surfed the internet during the day and Wyatt *cough* boned up on anatomy *cough* during the evening.
Reno: Lots of slackers today, yo. Good to see work ethic ain't got much use in this place.
*Squirrel chittering*
Reno: No, that don't excuse you rodents from takin' notes.
*More squirrel chittering*
Reno: Can I stand up, now?
Jenny: It's not like I care. Stand all you want. Stand on your head. Whatever.
Reno: I'll pass. We done?
*a tense silence, as if the newscasters are waiting for the music to swell*
Jenny: We're done. Say good night, Reno!
Reno: Good night, Reno!
[Shiny OOC Notes from the paaaast, for your viewing pleasure!
London, 1936 - Aly gets an "Oh, Er!" from Bertie as she rolls across the pavement.
Chicago, 1933 - Sora has never hard of Chicago, and Turtle meets Bugsy Malone.
New York, 1930 - Lana arrives, and meets a Mrs. Parker that is not the Parker we know and love.
Cairo, 1923 - Barney likes the local ladies, and finds the Robin that isn't green at a local bar.
Paris, 1899 - Jeff has arrived, terrified. Romeo barters a donut for his freedom, and mistakes Toulouse for Tybalt. Deadpool gets a package from the fuuuuture! And also meets up with Jeff.]
Jenny: There will be no singing. If the singing starts, I am out of here. You hear me? No. Singing.
Reno: It's a deal, yo. We got these notes here, the ones the squirrels are wavin' their little arm-things over. And we're gonna read 'em. And we ain't gonna sing. And if I do end up singin', someone is gonna get hurt. I mean it.
Jenny: Ahem. Hello and welcome to Booze and News with Reno and Jenny. Now with one hundred percent less singing if someone knows what's good for them.
Reno: Don't even matter who the someone is, yo. Just let it be known, singin' from here on in is gonna mean a world of pain for someone. Whoever's closest. Whatever.
School, Where People Were Probably Also Sitting Down
Reno: That Spycraft class was talkin' about how stupid midterms were and what they were hopin' to learn from this class. Pretty sneaky course, if you still haven't figured that part out halfway through, yo. Students pretended to pay attention, then told Aly what they learned, and what they'd like to learn. The TAs were givin' people meaningful looks. Aww. And, of course, there was that spy chick, yo. How to survive your own cooking was taught by some onion dude today, yo. The... onion? Gave instructions about bacon- How drunk were these squirrels today? *angry chittering* ... Okay, okay. I'm readin'. Liir went ahead and gave instructions, probably because onions don't got a great sense of direction, yo. Students were encouraged to poke Liir. And the onion guy thing was ... you know. There.
Jenny: It's kind of cute, actually. Weird. But cute. Computers class learned about TCP/IP network protocol. I don't know what that means, but apparently the squirrel does, because there's adorable geek talk. Religion class meditated in a cold cave; strike that one from my possible future schedule. But no one got smacked for snoring, so that's good. The TA was peaceful, the teacher was Biff. Anemone opened the library. Anakin made baby toys during his office hours--oh, wait, he's the one who's getting married. Guess it's a shotgun wedding. Mazel tov! Jaina asked him if he had issues with her boyfriend, and Isabel stopped by to see the baby toys. Kerrigan surfed the internet, and Aravis stopped by to see Bond during his office hours and asked what he'd done to Seely. Hopefully nothing too kinky.
Reno: Glitch was bored durin' his office hours until he got a visit from Ino, who gave him a hug. Aww. Bridge stopped by with designs for somethin' or other, and Liir was there for a hug, too. This Glitch guy must be a real snuggly sort. Or have some freaky thing for students. Which has me worried, because Rikku was stoppin' by next with her project thingie. No note sayin' that she got hugged. Good girl, Rikku. Ghanima did that office hour thing, too. No hugs were reported. Fraser had office hours, and he brought a bunch of dogs around, which had Juli stoppin' in because of the noise, yo. Biff stopped by, too, to ask if they were Fraser's disciples. Oookay. There was cheer practice today, yo. One of my favorite extracurricular activities, and apparently still not the reason I gotta be sittin' down. Weird rodents. The cheerleaders did warm-ups, which are the best part, yo. Right up there with toe-touchin' jumps, like Annette was doin', and tumblin', as demonstrated by Brooke. Chad and Savannah bonded over havin' overprotective significant others- and now your significant others know you're bondin'. And they're overprotective. Way to ruin two relationships at once, squirrels. Robin, probably the green one, was very excited, and Annette felt validated for somethin' or other. Rikku bounced- also one of the best parts of cheer- and grinned at the newbies, yo.
Jenny: Annette and Brooke discussed what there is on campus to cheer for. Good question. Booze? Brooke found out that the prior captains are gone, and she and Rikku agreed they want to do another competition. Robin greeted Brooke, and Chad congratulated her. She decided she wanted to keep him. Good choice, I've seen him, he's very...tall. John mingled, and Savannah greeted everyone and she and Brooke had some ideas. Annette was supportive, and Rikku suggested cheering for things other than sports. How about booze? Rikku explained Blitz to Brooke, and it can't possibly be what I'm thinking of, because the Blitz was nothing to sodding cheer about. Robin said he would help where he could, and Doom demanded to be removed from the cheerleading roster. Come on, man, where's your team spirit?
...dear God, did I really just say that? *glug glug* Moving right along. Chad reminded Savannah he can't cheer and play football at the same time, and Robin was just all over the place, as he then had some flavored water. Naomi mingled, and Aly was either there or not. The notes aren't clear. Johnny admired Savannah, and some Jamies spoke to Rikku about Deadpool. Apparently Jamies can take care of himself....what? Hoshi was waiting for someone, and RENO here watched with popcorn. Seems he's a fan of the short skirts! Tell us more, co-host!
Reno: Damn straight I am. You seen the way they flip up when they- *cough* So. More notes.
Dorms, Where Life Is Not A Song
Reno: Romeo went out this mornin' without leaving a note for Doji. Apparently this is newsworthy? Romeo, man, you're a rebel... Hey, you had the girl over! Evey was doin' paperwork and watchin' TV when Karal came to find her, lookin' for a hug, but he couldn't tell her why. Aw. Liir was flopped on his bed, and got a visit from Teddy, and they talked about New York, bein a girl... Ooookay. And *snerk* why bein' a "cunning linguist" is so funny. Zuko and Katara were gifted with... singing pink bears. They boggled, blamed Sokka, which I figure is probably a good call, and then talked about what to do with him and the bears. Mel told Zuko and Katara to shut up and suck face. Straightforward. I like that, yo. Annette was lazy with TV and with pizza, yo. The squirrel would like to do the same. Hoshi was playin' fetch with her puppy in the hallway- you know they got fields for that? And Jaina dropped by to annoy John while he was pacin' about practicin' French. The hell's a French?
Jenny: It's a language. Spoken in France and Cana--excuse me, Quebec. Some find it romantic. Others find it nasal.
Town, Where People Sit Down, Shut Up, and Don't Sing
Jenny: Today, Jack was at the Photo Hut, Gabriel and Karal had a conversation at the church, and Melody wore cat ears at Groovy Tunes. Also, the park was quite popular, with Jeff and Nana, Lana, Romeo, and Sora taking walks there. Also in this scintillating walking news, Aly took a walk in the preserve, and Barney took a walk on the edge of town. Liz was at the post office, and Xander read a newspaper in the Mauvaise Chance office. Mel stopped by to discuss ear wiggling and cable porn. I'm not sure that fetish is popular enough to make cable--I mean. Um. I'm going to stop talking now.
Reno: Best idea you had all night, yo. Adam was at Wonders of the World, yo. Probably doin' wonderful, worldly things. Or somethin. Book Haven was closed until John Sheppard stopped by to see Lana, who wasn't there. But Millie was, and was wonderin' why Lana didn't show up, yo. Sheppard told her that Lana and her boyfriend broke up. Come on. That ain't no excuse not to show up for work. Wimp. Sky was at the Perk, where he talked with Hoshi about books, dogs, and Sky havin' a boyfriend. ... Suddenly all that banana stuff makes sense, yo. Talkin' about bananas, GMB-Gumb was at the Banana Stand. Doin' banana stand things, yo. At the Perk, Cable talked with Rikku about Deadpool not being around. But Cable wasn't worried? There's a reason to worry? Deadpool's... Deadpool. In another case of someone not bein' around, Mary was at the hotel because Jeff didn't show up, either. ... Everyone callin' in sick? This is startin' to sound like a freaky epidemic, yo.
Jenny: That's not funny. Michael was trying to...rescue the deep fryer at Luke's. Ronan worked hard at Pizza Planet, and Sky stared at Ronan. Kind of creepy? Billy ordered a pizza. Fraser discovered that Robin who is not a frog is among the missing. Unavoidably detained. Skiving off. Whatever. Roy discovered that Aly was not where she should be. At the clinic, Christian surfed the internet during the day and Wyatt *cough* boned up on anatomy *cough* during the evening.
Reno: Lots of slackers today, yo. Good to see work ethic ain't got much use in this place.
*Squirrel chittering*
Reno: No, that don't excuse you rodents from takin' notes.
*More squirrel chittering*
Reno: Can I stand up, now?
Jenny: It's not like I care. Stand all you want. Stand on your head. Whatever.
Reno: I'll pass. We done?
*a tense silence, as if the newscasters are waiting for the music to swell*
Jenny: We're done. Say good night, Reno!
Reno: Good night, Reno!
[Shiny OOC Notes from the paaaast, for your viewing pleasure!
London, 1936 - Aly gets an "Oh, Er!" from Bertie as she rolls across the pavement.
Chicago, 1933 - Sora has never hard of Chicago, and Turtle meets Bugsy Malone.
New York, 1930 - Lana arrives, and meets a Mrs. Parker that is not the Parker we know and love.
Cairo, 1923 - Barney likes the local ladies, and finds the Robin that isn't green at a local bar.
Paris, 1899 - Jeff has arrived, terrified. Romeo barters a donut for his freedom, and mistakes Toulouse for Tybalt. Deadpool gets a package from the fuuuuture! And also meets up with Jeff.]