Fandom Radio, Saturday, March 8
Sam: Good evening, Fandom. Dude, should we tell the brooms that no amount of cleaning will fix this place up completely?
Dean: Nah. Watching the squirrels try to chase them off is fun.
Sam: Hey, the squirrels are dirtier than the floor! Clean them off!
*angry chittering*
Okay, that's fun too.
Dean: Nice one, bro.
Sam: You'll help me if the squirrels try to bite, won't you?
Dean: Hey, what are big brothers for? I won't let the big bad rodents get you.
Sam: Big bad dirty rodents who need lots of brushing away from where we are.
*more angry chittering moving away*
Dean: *chuckles* This really is way too much fun.
Sam: Finally, a Fandom weirdness we can actually enjoy. I never thought I'd see that happen.
Dean: You just have to approach it with the right attitude.
Sam: What, like with your eternal optimism? I prefer my usual attitude, thanks.
Dean: What, Pouty Mc Pouterson?
Sam: It's called being sensible, Dean. Right now my sense is saying we should get started while the squirrels are occupied.
Dean: Sounds like a plan.
School, which will be nice and sparkling for classes on Monday
Dean: Over at the school, Mac opened the library, and River and Bob talked about Mexico and dancing. Possibly Mexican dancing. Like around those hats?
Sam: That's something you didn't expose me to in Mexico, thank God.
Dean: That would've been on the second bottle of tequila.
Sam: I am never drinking with you again, did I mention that?
Dean: Just read the nice notes, Sammy.
Sam: *grumbles*
Dorms, which no longer smell like teenagers
Sam: A.J. and Adah had an awkward naked morning together, which isn't really that strange of a report, considering how well "awkward" and "naked" go together. Johnny asked Savannah if she'd be willing to go home with him for a trip, while Doom was in his room...dooming. In a doom-like fashion. Or something.
Sky and Troy woke up and did things I'm not talking about on the radio, and Annette got an unpleasant call from home. That's also definitely not a strange occurrence around here.
Meg stopped by Isabel's room, and there were hugs and apologies. Chris stopped by to make sure Isabel was okay, as did Johnny, who made plans to hang out with Isabel later. Anders made with the tacklehugs, while Awesome Peter tried to find out what happened to her. Michael claimed a hug from her, Parker called to check in, and Bridge checked Isabel out in person, to make sure she's really okay. Hopefully, the answer was yes.
Dean: So basically party in Isabel's room.
Sam: A well-deserved party, I think. Sokka took care of his pet's cage, not dirty. I can't think of a way that could be dirty, but I'm sure there's someone listening who can. A.J. tried to get River to take his bunny back to Adah. Or, I guess it's Adah's bunny? Either way, River said she wanted no part in the bunny business, but luckily, Annette came to A.J.'s rescue and offered to take the bunny back.
Ino told Karal she got permission to make her garden, and Luke talked to Karal about wedding ceremonies. For other people, I assume.
Dean: If not someone better phone Ellen and let her know she's getting a son-in-law.
Sam: I want to see the look on Professor Skywalker's face. From a safe distance away. Karal was also visited by a certain older brother, who checked to make sure Karal wasn't still a horse, and talked to him about how well he's doing learning Karsite. Really well?
Dean: *in Karsite* Pretty well, yeah.
Sam: I don't know whether to be annoyed or proud right now.
Dean: Annoyed that you're proud?
Sam: Yeah, I can multitask like that. Brooke got chased out of her room by the cleaning supplies. Don't be afraid of them, they're here to help. Jaina mocked John for his barbershop singing, until they started doing things I'm not talking about on the radio. And, as promised, Annette brought Adah her bunny.
Out by the stables, Ino plotted for her garden. Um, no pun intended.
Chad and his "cat" messed up the third floor common room, to give the cleaning supplies something to do. Brooke helped out, and set Sokka straight on the fact that she's not Jaina, before he started to help mess things up as well.
Dean: Dirty?
Sam: I'm assuming not dirty, but that could just be the difference between you and me. Romeo left the cleaning supplies alone in the fifth floor common room, until they tried to clean him. Dojima came in and complained to him about how weird this whole week has been, while Ron said he wasn't bothered at all. The fact that he's back to his normal height might be helping there though.
Dojima asked Ron if his magic could stop the cleaning supplies, but he said no. Sokka asked Ron if he was okay now that he's normal-sized again, and they apparently shared some sarcastic, yet completely heterosexual banter. Riiiight.
Sokka and Romeo talked about their adventures with the cleaning supplies. Mikey wandered in looking for something cool going on, because apparently cleaning supplies that clean on their own isn't cool. Dojima met Mikey for the first time and learned that no, he really is a turtle.
Sokka and Mike got caught up after not seeing each other for a while. Rikku came in wondering why everything doesn't smell anymore, and got to listen to Ron complain about her boyfriend. Romeo filled Rikku in on the whole cleaning supply thing, and Dojima was just happy to not be the only girl in the room any more.
Dean: More girls in a room is usually a good thing. Or at least an attractive thing.
Sam: You know, it really is kind of a miracle that you haven't gotten hit by as many girls as you should have when you talk like that.
Dean: Hey, girls who can fight are really hot. I mean look at Faith, for example.
Sam: I try to not look at Faith, because I'm pretty sure she and Dawn would team up to kill me if I did.
Dean: That's okay, Sammy. I'll look enough for both of us.
Sam: You can get beaten for both of us too, I don't mind at all.
Dean: You so don't understand women, dude.
Town, which is well on its way to being springtime fresh
Dean: Down in town, Vala and Biff disscussed various uses for sombreros -- dirty? -- and Mike got attacked by a monster vac. Y'know, anywhere else but Fandom and that kind of thing would be a sign that you needed an exorcism or a banishment. This being Fandom, it's just business as usual.
In other magical cleaning news, Geoffrey didn't regret the cleaning in his theatre-apartment building and Melody sang to the dustcloths and vaccuum cleaner. Mary was pleased by the spring cleaning at the Arms Hotel, and a flustered Tom came by and discussed Fandom weirdness. That's a subject that never grows old, Tom.
Sam: Especially when the weirdness gets really, really weird.
Dean: Kinda the definition of the word, Sammy. Roy's good mood at the Trooper Station was spoiled by maurading cleaning supplies and George Michael witnessed the banana stand being cleaned, where also Sky stopped by to apologize for missing work.
Michael opened Luke's early and Ino came in and was bubbly at him. Is that soap bubbles?
Sam: I think the squirrels probably meant happy-bubbly.
Dean: Well considering today, just prudent to ask, really. Jen opened Pizza Planet and made hang up phone calls and Tim came by.
Turtle was happy to not be dead at the T&C, and Sky visited to get a Grape Judas.
Gabriel and Cat were both asleep in the church, while Adah studied mold during her clinic shift.
And D'argo opened Caritas, and found that sponges and mops were cleaing the stage, zombies were losing their limbs and Tino was non-plussed. Hey Sammy, what exactly is non-plussed?
Sam: Means confused or bewildered, which makes sense today.
Dean: So knowing what's going on means you're... plussed?
Sam: ...yes Dean, that's exactly right.
Dean: Dude, that's a really stupid word.
Sam: Maybe if you use it more in conversations, it'll seem less stupid.
Dean: No, I'm pretty sure it would still be stupid.
Sam: *laughs* Is that all the notes? I still don't want to get bitten by angry, clean squirrels.
Dean: All I have. You?
Sam: Yeah. It's amazing how much faster this goes when we're sober.
Dean: Not as much fun though.
Dean: Nah. Watching the squirrels try to chase them off is fun.
Sam: Hey, the squirrels are dirtier than the floor! Clean them off!
*angry chittering*
Okay, that's fun too.
Dean: Nice one, bro.
Sam: You'll help me if the squirrels try to bite, won't you?
Dean: Hey, what are big brothers for? I won't let the big bad rodents get you.
Sam: Big bad dirty rodents who need lots of brushing away from where we are.
*more angry chittering moving away*
Dean: *chuckles* This really is way too much fun.
Sam: Finally, a Fandom weirdness we can actually enjoy. I never thought I'd see that happen.
Dean: You just have to approach it with the right attitude.
Sam: What, like with your eternal optimism? I prefer my usual attitude, thanks.
Dean: What, Pouty Mc Pouterson?
Sam: It's called being sensible, Dean. Right now my sense is saying we should get started while the squirrels are occupied.
Dean: Sounds like a plan.
School, which will be nice and sparkling for classes on Monday
Dean: Over at the school, Mac opened the library, and River and Bob talked about Mexico and dancing. Possibly Mexican dancing. Like around those hats?
Sam: That's something you didn't expose me to in Mexico, thank God.
Dean: That would've been on the second bottle of tequila.
Sam: I am never drinking with you again, did I mention that?
Dean: Just read the nice notes, Sammy.
Sam: *grumbles*
Dorms, which no longer smell like teenagers
Sam: A.J. and Adah had an awkward naked morning together, which isn't really that strange of a report, considering how well "awkward" and "naked" go together. Johnny asked Savannah if she'd be willing to go home with him for a trip, while Doom was in his room...dooming. In a doom-like fashion. Or something.
Sky and Troy woke up and did things I'm not talking about on the radio, and Annette got an unpleasant call from home. That's also definitely not a strange occurrence around here.
Meg stopped by Isabel's room, and there were hugs and apologies. Chris stopped by to make sure Isabel was okay, as did Johnny, who made plans to hang out with Isabel later. Anders made with the tacklehugs, while Awesome Peter tried to find out what happened to her. Michael claimed a hug from her, Parker called to check in, and Bridge checked Isabel out in person, to make sure she's really okay. Hopefully, the answer was yes.
Dean: So basically party in Isabel's room.
Sam: A well-deserved party, I think. Sokka took care of his pet's cage, not dirty. I can't think of a way that could be dirty, but I'm sure there's someone listening who can. A.J. tried to get River to take his bunny back to Adah. Or, I guess it's Adah's bunny? Either way, River said she wanted no part in the bunny business, but luckily, Annette came to A.J.'s rescue and offered to take the bunny back.
Ino told Karal she got permission to make her garden, and Luke talked to Karal about wedding ceremonies. For other people, I assume.
Dean: If not someone better phone Ellen and let her know she's getting a son-in-law.
Sam: I want to see the look on Professor Skywalker's face. From a safe distance away. Karal was also visited by a certain older brother, who checked to make sure Karal wasn't still a horse, and talked to him about how well he's doing learning Karsite. Really well?
Dean: *in Karsite* Pretty well, yeah.
Sam: I don't know whether to be annoyed or proud right now.
Dean: Annoyed that you're proud?
Sam: Yeah, I can multitask like that. Brooke got chased out of her room by the cleaning supplies. Don't be afraid of them, they're here to help. Jaina mocked John for his barbershop singing, until they started doing things I'm not talking about on the radio. And, as promised, Annette brought Adah her bunny.
Out by the stables, Ino plotted for her garden. Um, no pun intended.
Chad and his "cat" messed up the third floor common room, to give the cleaning supplies something to do. Brooke helped out, and set Sokka straight on the fact that she's not Jaina, before he started to help mess things up as well.
Dean: Dirty?
Sam: I'm assuming not dirty, but that could just be the difference between you and me. Romeo left the cleaning supplies alone in the fifth floor common room, until they tried to clean him. Dojima came in and complained to him about how weird this whole week has been, while Ron said he wasn't bothered at all. The fact that he's back to his normal height might be helping there though.
Dojima asked Ron if his magic could stop the cleaning supplies, but he said no. Sokka asked Ron if he was okay now that he's normal-sized again, and they apparently shared some sarcastic, yet completely heterosexual banter. Riiiight.
Sokka and Romeo talked about their adventures with the cleaning supplies. Mikey wandered in looking for something cool going on, because apparently cleaning supplies that clean on their own isn't cool. Dojima met Mikey for the first time and learned that no, he really is a turtle.
Sokka and Mike got caught up after not seeing each other for a while. Rikku came in wondering why everything doesn't smell anymore, and got to listen to Ron complain about her boyfriend. Romeo filled Rikku in on the whole cleaning supply thing, and Dojima was just happy to not be the only girl in the room any more.
Dean: More girls in a room is usually a good thing. Or at least an attractive thing.
Sam: You know, it really is kind of a miracle that you haven't gotten hit by as many girls as you should have when you talk like that.
Dean: Hey, girls who can fight are really hot. I mean look at Faith, for example.
Sam: I try to not look at Faith, because I'm pretty sure she and Dawn would team up to kill me if I did.
Dean: That's okay, Sammy. I'll look enough for both of us.
Sam: You can get beaten for both of us too, I don't mind at all.
Dean: You so don't understand women, dude.
Town, which is well on its way to being springtime fresh
Dean: Down in town, Vala and Biff disscussed various uses for sombreros -- dirty? -- and Mike got attacked by a monster vac. Y'know, anywhere else but Fandom and that kind of thing would be a sign that you needed an exorcism or a banishment. This being Fandom, it's just business as usual.
In other magical cleaning news, Geoffrey didn't regret the cleaning in his theatre-apartment building and Melody sang to the dustcloths and vaccuum cleaner. Mary was pleased by the spring cleaning at the Arms Hotel, and a flustered Tom came by and discussed Fandom weirdness. That's a subject that never grows old, Tom.
Sam: Especially when the weirdness gets really, really weird.
Dean: Kinda the definition of the word, Sammy. Roy's good mood at the Trooper Station was spoiled by maurading cleaning supplies and George Michael witnessed the banana stand being cleaned, where also Sky stopped by to apologize for missing work.
Michael opened Luke's early and Ino came in and was bubbly at him. Is that soap bubbles?
Sam: I think the squirrels probably meant happy-bubbly.
Dean: Well considering today, just prudent to ask, really. Jen opened Pizza Planet and made hang up phone calls and Tim came by.
Turtle was happy to not be dead at the T&C, and Sky visited to get a Grape Judas.
Gabriel and Cat were both asleep in the church, while Adah studied mold during her clinic shift.
And D'argo opened Caritas, and found that sponges and mops were cleaing the stage, zombies were losing their limbs and Tino was non-plussed. Hey Sammy, what exactly is non-plussed?
Sam: Means confused or bewildered, which makes sense today.
Dean: So knowing what's going on means you're... plussed?
Sam: ...yes Dean, that's exactly right.
Dean: Dude, that's a really stupid word.
Sam: Maybe if you use it more in conversations, it'll seem less stupid.
Dean: No, I'm pretty sure it would still be stupid.
Sam: *laughs* Is that all the notes? I still don't want to get bitten by angry, clean squirrels.
Dean: All I have. You?
Sam: Yeah. It's amazing how much faster this goes when we're sober.
Dean: Not as much fun though.