Fandom Radio, Friday, 2/29/2008
Xander: Hey, half-empty Fandom - this is Xander Harris, who's got the My Co-Host Is In Mexico And My Boyfriend Is In Space So It's Just Me And The Frog This Weekend Blues, bringing you the My Co-Host Is In Mexico And My Boyfriend Is In Space So It's Just Me And The Frog This Weekend News.
Jeremiah: *ribbit*
Xander: That was the frog. Say hi to the people, Jeremiah.
Jeremiah: *ribbit*
Xander: He's a frog of few, but powerful words. Okay, he's a frog of no words, but powerful tongue.
Jeremiah: *...ribbit?*
Xander: NOT DIRTY! Jeez, lick your frog once when you're possessed by some pointy-eared elf kid so flamey his pants burnt off, and he looks at you funny for the rest of your life and thank God you're all in Mexico tonight and didn't just hear me say that. Hey squirrels, did anybody actually do anything today?
*thud, as of a stack of notes being dumped into somebody's lap*
Xander: I guess that's a yes.
School, where we can actually deny that tomorrow's detention will involve having to lick a purple frog, because there isn't any detention tomorrow.
Hey, why do I have school notes? There's no school.
Jeremiah: *ribbit*
Xander: Thanks, that was helpful. Oh, because Karal opened the library. During Spring Break. On purpose. I would mock, but you're actually making me slightly less homesick for Willow, so thanks, dude. I'd be surprised, like the librarian, but again, I have a Willow, so no. Actually I have two, so I'm doubly unsurprised by extreme nerdosity.
Liir came by to make sure Karal didn't starve, and he brought Andrew who's the new Logan, by which I mean he be a bunny, only in a pirateyier accent. Cable noticed Karal was looking up information on magic storms, which are happening back home. Karal's, not mine. As far as I know, at least; haven't talked to the Willow who's not my co-host today. Or the one who is, because she's not, because she's in Mexico.
Dorms, where... there's still people? Oh, and puppies.
And now we see what the, what, three people left in the dorms? Did today. Ino found Jeff trying to have a conversation with his plant. I talk to my plant sometimes, and then it tries to bite my arm off. Does yours do that? We should introduce 'em.
Ino gets around, since she also stopped by to see Kabuto and when she found out it was his birthday, told him he wasn't available for anybody but her today. So I guess I don't have to wish him a happy birthday, then.
Adah got back from break early; Hoshi did too, but she came back to Fandom with a puppy, and Karal kept busy by playing with another one. Sounds like you guys should do some introducing too. Hopefully without the arm-biting.
Speaking of lack of lack of limbs, somebody's abandoned tentacle monster was hanging out in the fifth floor common room. Just in case I needed reminding that I'm still in Fandom. Demyx investigated and any rumors that he screamed like a girl when the blanket moved are probably untrue because most of the girls I know don't scream, they just kill stuff.
Town, where there's a lack of lack of lack of limbs tentacle monsters
In town, it was the clinic that saw the most action today, luckily of the visiting kind and not the oh hi, there are five people behind me with head wounds too kind. Dr. Troy opened it in the morning, and Cam got visits from Sam Carter, Principal Zoe, me, and my boyfriend. Who's in space. Did I mention that? And Katara took over for the night shift, and hung out with Cam too.
Yitzhak and Mary weren't so busy at Luke's Diner and the hotel, but Liir got a visit at Book Haven from Millie, who stopped in to thank him for his Valentine's Day present, and Sky talked to Ino - told you she was busy today - at the banana stand. In his banana suit. Which she reacted to about like you'd expect people to react to a guy in a banana suit.
G'Kar is chillin' and grillin' up on the roof of MCA, and Faith headed up to smoke and grab some food. And in other MCA-tenant news, if you tuned in earlier today, you'd have heard the lady who hangs out underneath me with the Mountie not getting any calls to her call-in show because you're all in Mexico so you can't tune in. Including said Mountie, so she's probably about as lonely as I am tonight.
Jeremiah: *Ribbit!*
Xander: No, I didn't forget you were here. She's got her dogs, too. It's just not the same. You'd get squished if I tried to snuggle, and seriously dude, I love you but if I could unremember licking you, I would. Which is why I have the My Co-Host Is In Mexico And My Boyfriend Is In Space And So Are Z and Sky So It's Just Me And The Frog This Weekend Blues. And now me and the frog are going home, so this has been your My Co-Host Is In Mexico And My Boyfriend Is In Space So It's Just Me And The Frog This Weekend N--
*ring-ring*
Xander: ...Hello, you're on the line with since when do I have a call-in show?
Willow: Xander! Hi!
Xander: Willow! Wait, which Willow?
Willow: Me Willow! Oh, wait, uh other Willow except for how isn't other Willow the one who isn't on the phone? Oh! Fandom Willow who is currently down in Mexico. How's that?
Xander: Lonely because I miss you, but awesome because you're on the phone!
Willow: Aww. Don't be lonely! I'll be back soon. But in the meanwhile I have notes. I am a reporter for WTFH radio! On location! It's very exciting.
Jeremiah: *Ribbit!*
Willow: *sound of a scream and a dropped phone*
Xander: Willow? Will, you there?
Willow: *sounding far away* The phone RIBBITED at me! THE PHONE IS INFECTED WITH TINY FROGS!!
Xander: No, that would be Jeremiah. He was just saying hi. He misses you too.
Willow: *long pause* You promise?
Xander: I promise. There are no tiny frogs in the phone. Just one purple one in a tank.
Willow: *another pause, then sound of phone being picked up* Okay. I am trusting you! If there turn out to be frogs of any size in this phone you are going to be in so much trouble, mister!
Xander: So noted. So did you say you had a location report?
Willow: I do! Hello, Fandom! I'm here in Mexico where the local saying is "What happens in Mexico has nothing to do with any tourism slogans you may have heard elsewhere, so talk about your vacation as much as you like." Only in Spanish, obviously. Which I still need to learn. But the squirrels have promised to teach me how to salsa so that comes first. You should see them move their wee squirrel hips! It's quite impressive. Nearly as much as seeing them fit into the tight pants.
Anyway, there's so much to report! I shall read you the notes as I was given them.
Beds and sleeping arrangements prove to be a leitmotif for our journey. Ronan and Seregil find theirs to be snuggly, while Johnny and Savannah and John and Jaina skip the awkwardness of four people, two beds by heading to the beach. Not together. Well together but not as a foursome. So far as I know. No information as to how long Johnny and Savannah stayed, but John lost a bet so he's bedless. This is greatly appreciated by Gavin and Inara who have a room to themselves thanks to the selfsame bet. On the one hand I can see how that would be more comfortable. On the other the beach can be much cozier than you might give it credit for. Um - so I've heard.
Dojima hosts a hotel room party. By which we mean a party in a hotel room, as opposed to a party where the theme is "Woohoo! Tiny soaps for everyone!" Though that would be fun too. Rikku catches up with Dojima and Romeo, then asks Sokka what's up with him and Mel. Nothing bad if he knows what's good for him! Though things aren't looking good considering that Sokka then chatted with Romeo about how to get the girls drunk and naked fastest. On a semi-related note, if you're offered a tape called Squirrels Gone Wild it does not, as you might imagine from the title, involve them scampering about in trees and collecting acorns. I must say I was very disappointed.
Jenny brings tequila and perhaps some platform shoes so she can appropriately dance when the band plays the related song. Mel joins in on tequila-bringing, which gets Dojima and Sokka to decide that they love Mel and she can stay. Barney stops by for chaperone-type purposes.
There are games of I Never, Strip Poker, and Spin the Bottle and I can't help but feel the order of those was somewhat wrong. Afterwards people do their after-party things. As one does, because doing those things before the party rips holes in the fabric of space and time and that is very difficult to clean up, I must say.
Outside of the hotel we have the beach. And, well, the rest of the world depending on how widely you're setting your scope here, but for now we'll focus on the beach. Lee was not napping on a swing, which is good as if he was asleep he'd probably fall off. Romeo then bumped into Lee with a chair and talked about cuddle piles and it doesn't specifiy if this was before or after the tequila-soaked room party but I'll let you decide for yourselves. Jack stared at Lee, thus making him the five billionth person to notice that Lee has non-ugly arms.
Kerrigan was at the bar, possibly checking everyone's ID. Aly talked to her about Sokka and fruity drinks. Hopefully not combined. Aha! No, for Sokka had a non-alcoholic beverage. Hopefully not a virgin strawberry daquiri delivered with a sneering tone which implies the drinker of said daquiri is likely to be eaten by a dragon not that I am bitter. Mike and Kerrigan commiserated, which is very kind of them but I'll be fine, honest. Romeo abandoned cuddle chairs for swings. Mel and he then discussed ways to stay in Mexico. Losing your passport could be a start. Sokka ponted out the pitfall of headcounts, so perhaps some kind of mannequin could be involved? Yurika planned a little gathering with Romeo. Possibly some ruching and elegant embroidery work as well.
Brooke gave Romeo a menage a trois, and it's nice to hear that she's upgraded herself from inferior Peter. Brooke offered Meg hot lesbian sex, and that just makes sense mathematically speaking. Sokka attempted to steal Mel's drink and a kiss but got her chimicanga instead. The squirrels have added a note about "unclear dirty" and something about a taco and I have no idea what they're talking about and can only assume it's a language translation issue.
Brooke gave Amber a drink and asked if she'd bend her over. She then asked Ron if he'd get laid, offered AJ softcore porn, John a buttery nipple, Aravis sex on the bar, and Jaina an attitude adjustment. From this we learn two things: One, Brooke spent a lot of time around the bar. Two, having personal private touchy time with inferior Peter apparently destroys anything resembling your sense of decorum. So we should probably all be keeping an eye on Isabel, Ronan, Wyatt, and Sam Winchester.
Elsewhere around the bar, Ron got whacked on the back by Sokka. Jack took in the scenery. Hopefully he'll put that back when he's done with it. I don't think we're allowed to keep the local flora as souvenirs. Or the swings for that matter. Aravis had Seely fetch her a drink. And Barney and Biff were being Barney and Biff. Quote my notes: "'nuff said."
In the more beachy part of the beach there was shirtless Mountie who was later chased by a shark fin and maybe even a whole shark. Aly likes Fraser's trunks. No word on if she borrowed them. Alex and Brooke strove to get a tan. Annette built a sandcastle, as did Sokka, who got an offer of help from Jack. Mike was in a kayak. Professor... I am not going to say " Professor Hottie McWowza was on the beach, though not shirtless, and what's up with that considering even Captain Powertie could be seen rocking a swimsuit the other day?" because that's vastly inappropriate. John got water dripped on him by Lana. And Andros was not swimming.
Up by the pool Turtle read the paper, Johnny did laps, and Isabel was comfy.
Elsewhere in the hotel Professor Suresh shopped for books - okay, now I'm starting to understand the appeal. And John and Gavin went to the driving range as a part of the bet that was aforementioned.
And then! THEN! There was education on our vacation! BEST PART OF THE TRIP EVER!!!! We went to the ancient Mayan city of Tulum! On the trip was Lana, Turtle, Alex, Annette, AJ, Lucas, Amber and Jack, Sam, Jaina, Mike, Professor Suresh, Marco, and Mac. As well as the bestest boyfriend in all the land who talked about learning Spanish with me. By which we mean the discussion was about my learning Spanish, not Peter attempting to borrow my notes. Johnny and Savannah were there and talked about visiting his family. I assume this was a separate subject and that Johnny's family doesn't live in the ruins. Not that living in ruins wouldn't be cool, albeit drafty. And Naomi and Jack talked about digging in the ruins. Just so long as you leave tombs alone. There's excellent reason for this, I swear.
Food-wise we have Mike at the breakfast buffet and Annette at Azteca eating chips and salsa.
For those who wished to boogie and also oogie, there was disco. Annette got down with her bad and/or well-behaved self. Brooke introduced the locals to some of her special drinks. I'm not sure how we're defining special in that sentence and I'm equally unsure of whether I want to know. AJ was around and got noticed by Annette.
Upstairs in the rooms, Isabel and Savannah talked about the awesomeness of both the trip and their boyfriends. So long as it is understood that no boyfriend is as awesome as mine. John had an olfactory hallucination related to coffee, and really that's just cruel. AJ and Annette, Alex, and Amber and Jack enjoyed the view from their balconies. Brooke touched Lee in his swimsuit area. Kerrigan slept like a log. By that way that phrase makes tons more sense after you've met sentient trees. Just in case you were wondering.
Turtle and Triela compared the relative awesomeness of Mexico to other locations they'd visited. Were there graphs? If there were graphs I am so there. Triela told Sokka that this was the first vacation she'd ever taken. Aww! You picked a good one to start with, honest!
Meg and Lucas slept in, which is impressive considering the rooming situation. And Mike put a camera outside of his room. You know I don't think they're like cats, where you put them out at night. Then again maybe this is a Fandom camera. Who knows?
Fraser calls Robin from his room and Kerrigan calls Roy from hers. One can only imagine the hijinks that would ensue if the locations had been switched.
And that's the news from Mexico! This is Willow Rosenberg, saying goodnight, Fandom! Back to you, Xander.
Xander: And this is Xander Harris who no longer has the My Co-Host Is In Mexico And My Boyfriend Is In Space So It's Just Me And The Frog This Weekend Blues even though those things are still true because phones are awesome, saying hey, I wonder if mine reaches to the moon in another dimension? And also good night, Fandom.
Jeremiah: *Ribbit!*
Xander: You can't say that on the radio - what, you want to get us fired? I mean, uh. Jeremiah says good night.
Jeremiah: *ribbit*
Xander: That was the frog. Say hi to the people, Jeremiah.
Jeremiah: *ribbit*
Xander: He's a frog of few, but powerful words. Okay, he's a frog of no words, but powerful tongue.
Jeremiah: *...ribbit?*
Xander: NOT DIRTY! Jeez, lick your frog once when you're possessed by some pointy-eared elf kid so flamey his pants burnt off, and he looks at you funny for the rest of your life and thank God you're all in Mexico tonight and didn't just hear me say that. Hey squirrels, did anybody actually do anything today?
*thud, as of a stack of notes being dumped into somebody's lap*
Xander: I guess that's a yes.
School, where we can actually deny that tomorrow's detention will involve having to lick a purple frog, because there isn't any detention tomorrow.
Hey, why do I have school notes? There's no school.
Jeremiah: *ribbit*
Xander: Thanks, that was helpful. Oh, because Karal opened the library. During Spring Break. On purpose. I would mock, but you're actually making me slightly less homesick for Willow, so thanks, dude. I'd be surprised, like the librarian, but again, I have a Willow, so no. Actually I have two, so I'm doubly unsurprised by extreme nerdosity.
Liir came by to make sure Karal didn't starve, and he brought Andrew who's the new Logan, by which I mean he be a bunny, only in a pirateyier accent. Cable noticed Karal was looking up information on magic storms, which are happening back home. Karal's, not mine. As far as I know, at least; haven't talked to the Willow who's not my co-host today. Or the one who is, because she's not, because she's in Mexico.
Dorms, where... there's still people? Oh, and puppies.
And now we see what the, what, three people left in the dorms? Did today. Ino found Jeff trying to have a conversation with his plant. I talk to my plant sometimes, and then it tries to bite my arm off. Does yours do that? We should introduce 'em.
Ino gets around, since she also stopped by to see Kabuto and when she found out it was his birthday, told him he wasn't available for anybody but her today. So I guess I don't have to wish him a happy birthday, then.
Adah got back from break early; Hoshi did too, but she came back to Fandom with a puppy, and Karal kept busy by playing with another one. Sounds like you guys should do some introducing too. Hopefully without the arm-biting.
Speaking of lack of lack of limbs, somebody's abandoned tentacle monster was hanging out in the fifth floor common room. Just in case I needed reminding that I'm still in Fandom. Demyx investigated and any rumors that he screamed like a girl when the blanket moved are probably untrue because most of the girls I know don't scream, they just kill stuff.
Town, where there's a lack of lack of lack of limbs tentacle monsters
In town, it was the clinic that saw the most action today, luckily of the visiting kind and not the oh hi, there are five people behind me with head wounds too kind. Dr. Troy opened it in the morning, and Cam got visits from Sam Carter, Principal Zoe, me, and my boyfriend. Who's in space. Did I mention that? And Katara took over for the night shift, and hung out with Cam too.
Yitzhak and Mary weren't so busy at Luke's Diner and the hotel, but Liir got a visit at Book Haven from Millie, who stopped in to thank him for his Valentine's Day present, and Sky talked to Ino - told you she was busy today - at the banana stand. In his banana suit. Which she reacted to about like you'd expect people to react to a guy in a banana suit.
G'Kar is chillin' and grillin' up on the roof of MCA, and Faith headed up to smoke and grab some food. And in other MCA-tenant news, if you tuned in earlier today, you'd have heard the lady who hangs out underneath me with the Mountie not getting any calls to her call-in show because you're all in Mexico so you can't tune in. Including said Mountie, so she's probably about as lonely as I am tonight.
Jeremiah: *Ribbit!*
Xander: No, I didn't forget you were here. She's got her dogs, too. It's just not the same. You'd get squished if I tried to snuggle, and seriously dude, I love you but if I could unremember licking you, I would. Which is why I have the My Co-Host Is In Mexico And My Boyfriend Is In Space And So Are Z and Sky So It's Just Me And The Frog This Weekend Blues. And now me and the frog are going home, so this has been your My Co-Host Is In Mexico And My Boyfriend Is In Space So It's Just Me And The Frog This Weekend N--
*ring-ring*
Xander: ...Hello, you're on the line with since when do I have a call-in show?
Willow: Xander! Hi!
Xander: Willow! Wait, which Willow?
Willow: Me Willow! Oh, wait, uh other Willow except for how isn't other Willow the one who isn't on the phone? Oh! Fandom Willow who is currently down in Mexico. How's that?
Xander: Lonely because I miss you, but awesome because you're on the phone!
Willow: Aww. Don't be lonely! I'll be back soon. But in the meanwhile I have notes. I am a reporter for WTFH radio! On location! It's very exciting.
Jeremiah: *Ribbit!*
Willow: *sound of a scream and a dropped phone*
Xander: Willow? Will, you there?
Willow: *sounding far away* The phone RIBBITED at me! THE PHONE IS INFECTED WITH TINY FROGS!!
Xander: No, that would be Jeremiah. He was just saying hi. He misses you too.
Willow: *long pause* You promise?
Xander: I promise. There are no tiny frogs in the phone. Just one purple one in a tank.
Willow: *another pause, then sound of phone being picked up* Okay. I am trusting you! If there turn out to be frogs of any size in this phone you are going to be in so much trouble, mister!
Xander: So noted. So did you say you had a location report?
Willow: I do! Hello, Fandom! I'm here in Mexico where the local saying is "What happens in Mexico has nothing to do with any tourism slogans you may have heard elsewhere, so talk about your vacation as much as you like." Only in Spanish, obviously. Which I still need to learn. But the squirrels have promised to teach me how to salsa so that comes first. You should see them move their wee squirrel hips! It's quite impressive. Nearly as much as seeing them fit into the tight pants.
Anyway, there's so much to report! I shall read you the notes as I was given them.
Beds and sleeping arrangements prove to be a leitmotif for our journey. Ronan and Seregil find theirs to be snuggly, while Johnny and Savannah and John and Jaina skip the awkwardness of four people, two beds by heading to the beach. Not together. Well together but not as a foursome. So far as I know. No information as to how long Johnny and Savannah stayed, but John lost a bet so he's bedless. This is greatly appreciated by Gavin and Inara who have a room to themselves thanks to the selfsame bet. On the one hand I can see how that would be more comfortable. On the other the beach can be much cozier than you might give it credit for. Um - so I've heard.
Dojima hosts a hotel room party. By which we mean a party in a hotel room, as opposed to a party where the theme is "Woohoo! Tiny soaps for everyone!" Though that would be fun too. Rikku catches up with Dojima and Romeo, then asks Sokka what's up with him and Mel. Nothing bad if he knows what's good for him! Though things aren't looking good considering that Sokka then chatted with Romeo about how to get the girls drunk and naked fastest. On a semi-related note, if you're offered a tape called Squirrels Gone Wild it does not, as you might imagine from the title, involve them scampering about in trees and collecting acorns. I must say I was very disappointed.
Jenny brings tequila and perhaps some platform shoes so she can appropriately dance when the band plays the related song. Mel joins in on tequila-bringing, which gets Dojima and Sokka to decide that they love Mel and she can stay. Barney stops by for chaperone-type purposes.
There are games of I Never, Strip Poker, and Spin the Bottle and I can't help but feel the order of those was somewhat wrong. Afterwards people do their after-party things. As one does, because doing those things before the party rips holes in the fabric of space and time and that is very difficult to clean up, I must say.
Outside of the hotel we have the beach. And, well, the rest of the world depending on how widely you're setting your scope here, but for now we'll focus on the beach. Lee was not napping on a swing, which is good as if he was asleep he'd probably fall off. Romeo then bumped into Lee with a chair and talked about cuddle piles and it doesn't specifiy if this was before or after the tequila-soaked room party but I'll let you decide for yourselves. Jack stared at Lee, thus making him the five billionth person to notice that Lee has non-ugly arms.
Kerrigan was at the bar, possibly checking everyone's ID. Aly talked to her about Sokka and fruity drinks. Hopefully not combined. Aha! No, for Sokka had a non-alcoholic beverage. Hopefully not a virgin strawberry daquiri delivered with a sneering tone which implies the drinker of said daquiri is likely to be eaten by a dragon not that I am bitter. Mike and Kerrigan commiserated, which is very kind of them but I'll be fine, honest. Romeo abandoned cuddle chairs for swings. Mel and he then discussed ways to stay in Mexico. Losing your passport could be a start. Sokka ponted out the pitfall of headcounts, so perhaps some kind of mannequin could be involved? Yurika planned a little gathering with Romeo. Possibly some ruching and elegant embroidery work as well.
Brooke gave Romeo a menage a trois, and it's nice to hear that she's upgraded herself from inferior Peter. Brooke offered Meg hot lesbian sex, and that just makes sense mathematically speaking. Sokka attempted to steal Mel's drink and a kiss but got her chimicanga instead. The squirrels have added a note about "unclear dirty" and something about a taco and I have no idea what they're talking about and can only assume it's a language translation issue.
Brooke gave Amber a drink and asked if she'd bend her over. She then asked Ron if he'd get laid, offered AJ softcore porn, John a buttery nipple, Aravis sex on the bar, and Jaina an attitude adjustment. From this we learn two things: One, Brooke spent a lot of time around the bar. Two, having personal private touchy time with inferior Peter apparently destroys anything resembling your sense of decorum. So we should probably all be keeping an eye on Isabel, Ronan, Wyatt, and Sam Winchester.
Elsewhere around the bar, Ron got whacked on the back by Sokka. Jack took in the scenery. Hopefully he'll put that back when he's done with it. I don't think we're allowed to keep the local flora as souvenirs. Or the swings for that matter. Aravis had Seely fetch her a drink. And Barney and Biff were being Barney and Biff. Quote my notes: "'nuff said."
In the more beachy part of the beach there was shirtless Mountie who was later chased by a shark fin and maybe even a whole shark. Aly likes Fraser's trunks. No word on if she borrowed them. Alex and Brooke strove to get a tan. Annette built a sandcastle, as did Sokka, who got an offer of help from Jack. Mike was in a kayak. Professor... I am not going to say " Professor Hottie McWowza was on the beach, though not shirtless, and what's up with that considering even Captain Powertie could be seen rocking a swimsuit the other day?" because that's vastly inappropriate. John got water dripped on him by Lana. And Andros was not swimming.
Up by the pool Turtle read the paper, Johnny did laps, and Isabel was comfy.
Elsewhere in the hotel Professor Suresh shopped for books - okay, now I'm starting to understand the appeal. And John and Gavin went to the driving range as a part of the bet that was aforementioned.
And then! THEN! There was education on our vacation! BEST PART OF THE TRIP EVER!!!! We went to the ancient Mayan city of Tulum! On the trip was Lana, Turtle, Alex, Annette, AJ, Lucas, Amber and Jack, Sam, Jaina, Mike, Professor Suresh, Marco, and Mac. As well as the bestest boyfriend in all the land who talked about learning Spanish with me. By which we mean the discussion was about my learning Spanish, not Peter attempting to borrow my notes. Johnny and Savannah were there and talked about visiting his family. I assume this was a separate subject and that Johnny's family doesn't live in the ruins. Not that living in ruins wouldn't be cool, albeit drafty. And Naomi and Jack talked about digging in the ruins. Just so long as you leave tombs alone. There's excellent reason for this, I swear.
Food-wise we have Mike at the breakfast buffet and Annette at Azteca eating chips and salsa.
For those who wished to boogie and also oogie, there was disco. Annette got down with her bad and/or well-behaved self. Brooke introduced the locals to some of her special drinks. I'm not sure how we're defining special in that sentence and I'm equally unsure of whether I want to know. AJ was around and got noticed by Annette.
Upstairs in the rooms, Isabel and Savannah talked about the awesomeness of both the trip and their boyfriends. So long as it is understood that no boyfriend is as awesome as mine. John had an olfactory hallucination related to coffee, and really that's just cruel. AJ and Annette, Alex, and Amber and Jack enjoyed the view from their balconies. Brooke touched Lee in his swimsuit area. Kerrigan slept like a log. By that way that phrase makes tons more sense after you've met sentient trees. Just in case you were wondering.
Turtle and Triela compared the relative awesomeness of Mexico to other locations they'd visited. Were there graphs? If there were graphs I am so there. Triela told Sokka that this was the first vacation she'd ever taken. Aww! You picked a good one to start with, honest!
Meg and Lucas slept in, which is impressive considering the rooming situation. And Mike put a camera outside of his room. You know I don't think they're like cats, where you put them out at night. Then again maybe this is a Fandom camera. Who knows?
Fraser calls Robin from his room and Kerrigan calls Roy from hers. One can only imagine the hijinks that would ensue if the locations had been switched.
And that's the news from Mexico! This is Willow Rosenberg, saying goodnight, Fandom! Back to you, Xander.
Xander: And this is Xander Harris who no longer has the My Co-Host Is In Mexico And My Boyfriend Is In Space So It's Just Me And The Frog This Weekend Blues even though those things are still true because phones are awesome, saying hey, I wonder if mine reaches to the moon in another dimension? And also good night, Fandom.
Jeremiah: *Ribbit!*
Xander: You can't say that on the radio - what, you want to get us fired? I mean, uh. Jeremiah says good night.