Fandom Radio [Thursday, December 13th]
Jim: Hello, Fandom! This is Jim. *ahem*
"Pam": And this is Pam. If I sound a little weird it's because a cat's got my tongue. Because I was just an adorable little puppy and tried to eat the cat.
Jim: That wasn't a very funny joke, Pam. I think you may still be a little off due to the dog thing.
"Pam": It's still funnier than your jokes. Suck it, Halpert.
Jim: Wow. It's true, but still. Wow.
"Pam": It's okay because you're cute. Now you get started with the notes while I find out who won America's Next Top Model.
Jim: I believe it was Saleisha.
"Pam": Oh my god how?
Jim: I have no clue. Also, please don't ask me how I know that.
School, where people never speak with two voices.
Jim: Fandom Invasions talked about dangers from within. If Professor Winchester put on a mask at that point and yelled 'Boo' it would be the best class ever. Anyway, notes were taken, the TA was there, and the man who I hope wore a scary mask was available for questions. US History reviewed and Pop Culture had a sub so they watched America's Next Top Model.
"Pam": I can't believe Saleisha won.
Jim: I know. Don't worry, it'll be okay.
"Pam": If it isn't okay, I get a pony for Christmas. Communications talked about persuasion. Chris was persuaded into headdesking because Hoshi and Summer talked about his cows. And the professor who I don't think is cute, that's completely the squirrels' opinion, tee hee, was there for questions. And then in Ethics the students discussed their babies and told Professor Skywalker what they learned. What most of them learned is that they should use protection. Jaina didn't want kids, River likes droids, and Aravis wanted to commit infanticide. That sounds about right. She eats tiny animals, you know.
Jim: Good use of the old joke.
"Pam": Thank you. Sokka learned that Ed is a good dad and John learned that Rodney shouldn't be a mom. He'd have to really try to be one anyway. Qui-Gon learned that kids like action figures which Professor Skywalker probably wasn't happy about. And Ino learned that Kabuto isn't big on killing babies. Good! Because killing babies is wrong. Even if they don't like me for some reason. Rodney wanted Professor Skywalker to know how impressed he was by the baby technology. Very subtle. Sora learned that plugs are important. Gavin learned that kids are loud and Ed learned that he's good at glaring at Sokka. Qui-Gon was around for questions, but River asked Professor Skywalker if she could keep her baby.
Jim: In the library today, Bridge got a visit from Anakin. The Chef had food in the cafeteria. A moose was still in the office. And Professor Tayler had office hours where he hopefully didn't blow anything up.
"Pam": Except balloons.
Jim: Balloons would be acceptable things to blow up, yes.
"Pam": And then he could let the helium out and talk really funny.
Dorms, where there should be more balloons.
"Pam": Chad played his guitar and then Teddy showed up and they talked about a band and groupies. If you need band posters, I can do that! I'm an artist. Jim thinks I'm a very good artist and he's completely trustworthy. Especially on radio. Completely randomly, I did explain the weird voice thing, right? Good. Johnny Blaze was back in town and Isabel and Wyatt decorated for the holidays. Chris and Johnny woke up together but they weren't cowboys anymore. Chris then hid in his room and Summer wanted coffee from him. She also tried to make him feel better about weirdness. She's right, it does happen to everyone. I was a dog yesterday and now my throat is all weird and sounds kind of like Jim. *ahem* Neil told Chris how he hasn't had it so bad with weirdness, but Wyatt made fun of him. Such brotherly love. And Lana told Chris that she doesn't hate him.
Jim: Pam, if you will?
"Pam": Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Jim: Thank you, Pam.
"Pam": Thank you, Jim. Johnny made his room all romantic for Savannah. Good job making it up to her. Meanwhile, Jim? Don't be a cowboy and have to make things up to me, okay?
Jim: Okay, I promise. This afternoon on the fifth floor, Jeff watched horror movies. River realized that all of those movies feature breasts. Shock of shocks. Andrew was taking a break from studying and decided to join in the movie watching as well as the talking to River. Jamie, Jack, and Turtle all enjoyed the movie as well, but I suspect Turtle liked it for different reasons than the boys. Just guessing there. And this evening there was a squirrel going wee in a tumbleweed.
"Pam": ... Seriously?
Jim: It had a notepad, too.
"Pam": It says 'Wheeeeeee!' Not 'wee.'
"Pam": Let the... *ahem*
Jim: Let the record show that Pam did hand motions like she was on a roller coaster as she said 'Wheeeee!' It's good to head that the squirrel wasn't being as unhygienic as I thought.
Town, where there are not many tumbleweeds.
Jim: Lana opened Book Haven, Mary cooked at the hotel, Yitzhak dealt with a failed kitchen sauna at Luke's where Mary picked up some dinner, George Michael opened the banana stand despite seagulls, and Rikku bounced Wellspring open. Over at Pixie Dust, Isabel and Wyatt teased and mocked Johnny about the cowboy thing with Chris which you wouldn't do if he had a horse. But he doesn't, so tease away. Turtle & Canary saw Turtle have the potential for taking down the help wanted sign because Sokka asked about the job. Either that or he was just being mean and leading her to think that he wanted a job. Which he wouldn't do if she had a horse. But she doesn't.
"Pam": What's with you and the horses tonight?
Jim: I wish I knew.
"Pam": Weirdo. Ino and Deadpool talked at the Perk, then Ino and Hoshi talked about finals, then then Ino and Adah talked. Mary had George Michael over for dinner, and Xander and Bridge celebrated an anniversary. Awwwwwww to both of those last two. We should go for a walk after radio.
Jim: We will.
"Pam": Yay. Robin the bartender opened Caritas while Dr Troy stayed home from the clinic due to being hungover.
Jim: And that's it for both of us tonight. *ahem* Pam's not going to say goodbye because she was very excited to go on that walk and has already left. And my throat hurts for no particular reason. Night everyone!
"Pam": And this is Pam. If I sound a little weird it's because a cat's got my tongue. Because I was just an adorable little puppy and tried to eat the cat.
Jim: That wasn't a very funny joke, Pam. I think you may still be a little off due to the dog thing.
"Pam": It's still funnier than your jokes. Suck it, Halpert.
Jim: Wow. It's true, but still. Wow.
"Pam": It's okay because you're cute. Now you get started with the notes while I find out who won America's Next Top Model.
Jim: I believe it was Saleisha.
"Pam": Oh my god how?
Jim: I have no clue. Also, please don't ask me how I know that.
School, where people never speak with two voices.
Jim: Fandom Invasions talked about dangers from within. If Professor Winchester put on a mask at that point and yelled 'Boo' it would be the best class ever. Anyway, notes were taken, the TA was there, and the man who I hope wore a scary mask was available for questions. US History reviewed and Pop Culture had a sub so they watched America's Next Top Model.
"Pam": I can't believe Saleisha won.
Jim: I know. Don't worry, it'll be okay.
"Pam": If it isn't okay, I get a pony for Christmas. Communications talked about persuasion. Chris was persuaded into headdesking because Hoshi and Summer talked about his cows. And the professor who I don't think is cute, that's completely the squirrels' opinion, tee hee, was there for questions. And then in Ethics the students discussed their babies and told Professor Skywalker what they learned. What most of them learned is that they should use protection. Jaina didn't want kids, River likes droids, and Aravis wanted to commit infanticide. That sounds about right. She eats tiny animals, you know.
Jim: Good use of the old joke.
"Pam": Thank you. Sokka learned that Ed is a good dad and John learned that Rodney shouldn't be a mom. He'd have to really try to be one anyway. Qui-Gon learned that kids like action figures which Professor Skywalker probably wasn't happy about. And Ino learned that Kabuto isn't big on killing babies. Good! Because killing babies is wrong. Even if they don't like me for some reason. Rodney wanted Professor Skywalker to know how impressed he was by the baby technology. Very subtle. Sora learned that plugs are important. Gavin learned that kids are loud and Ed learned that he's good at glaring at Sokka. Qui-Gon was around for questions, but River asked Professor Skywalker if she could keep her baby.
Jim: In the library today, Bridge got a visit from Anakin. The Chef had food in the cafeteria. A moose was still in the office. And Professor Tayler had office hours where he hopefully didn't blow anything up.
"Pam": Except balloons.
Jim: Balloons would be acceptable things to blow up, yes.
"Pam": And then he could let the helium out and talk really funny.
Dorms, where there should be more balloons.
"Pam": Chad played his guitar and then Teddy showed up and they talked about a band and groupies. If you need band posters, I can do that! I'm an artist. Jim thinks I'm a very good artist and he's completely trustworthy. Especially on radio. Completely randomly, I did explain the weird voice thing, right? Good. Johnny Blaze was back in town and Isabel and Wyatt decorated for the holidays. Chris and Johnny woke up together but they weren't cowboys anymore. Chris then hid in his room and Summer wanted coffee from him. She also tried to make him feel better about weirdness. She's right, it does happen to everyone. I was a dog yesterday and now my throat is all weird and sounds kind of like Jim. *ahem* Neil told Chris how he hasn't had it so bad with weirdness, but Wyatt made fun of him. Such brotherly love. And Lana told Chris that she doesn't hate him.
Jim: Pam, if you will?
"Pam": Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Jim: Thank you, Pam.
"Pam": Thank you, Jim. Johnny made his room all romantic for Savannah. Good job making it up to her. Meanwhile, Jim? Don't be a cowboy and have to make things up to me, okay?
Jim: Okay, I promise. This afternoon on the fifth floor, Jeff watched horror movies. River realized that all of those movies feature breasts. Shock of shocks. Andrew was taking a break from studying and decided to join in the movie watching as well as the talking to River. Jamie, Jack, and Turtle all enjoyed the movie as well, but I suspect Turtle liked it for different reasons than the boys. Just guessing there. And this evening there was a squirrel going wee in a tumbleweed.
"Pam": ... Seriously?
Jim: It had a notepad, too.
"Pam": It says 'Wheeeeeee!' Not 'wee.'
"Pam": Let the... *ahem*
Jim: Let the record show that Pam did hand motions like she was on a roller coaster as she said 'Wheeeee!' It's good to head that the squirrel wasn't being as unhygienic as I thought.
Town, where there are not many tumbleweeds.
Jim: Lana opened Book Haven, Mary cooked at the hotel, Yitzhak dealt with a failed kitchen sauna at Luke's where Mary picked up some dinner, George Michael opened the banana stand despite seagulls, and Rikku bounced Wellspring open. Over at Pixie Dust, Isabel and Wyatt teased and mocked Johnny about the cowboy thing with Chris which you wouldn't do if he had a horse. But he doesn't, so tease away. Turtle & Canary saw Turtle have the potential for taking down the help wanted sign because Sokka asked about the job. Either that or he was just being mean and leading her to think that he wanted a job. Which he wouldn't do if she had a horse. But she doesn't.
"Pam": What's with you and the horses tonight?
Jim: I wish I knew.
"Pam": Weirdo. Ino and Deadpool talked at the Perk, then Ino and Hoshi talked about finals, then then Ino and Adah talked. Mary had George Michael over for dinner, and Xander and Bridge celebrated an anniversary. Awwwwwww to both of those last two. We should go for a walk after radio.
Jim: We will.
"Pam": Yay. Robin the bartender opened Caritas while Dr Troy stayed home from the clinic due to being hungover.
Jim: And that's it for both of us tonight. *ahem* Pam's not going to say goodbye because she was very excited to go on that walk and has already left. And my throat hurts for no particular reason. Night everyone!