Fandom Radio, December 12
...Okay, Dee, I have to go. No, really, I have a thing to do. Okay, I'm going to go and I'll call you when I'm done, okay? Ta!
ANYWAY. Hi, Fandom, sorry about that. There's this whole thing going on with my bff and her bf and it's all drama drama drama. I'm going to be professional, though, and give you all the news that's fit to be written by squirrels and said aloud by me.
School, where the learning happens
Japanese and Feminism were apparently setting up for finals, because they had a study day. Ino and Yondaime did some talking, though. About ninjas. I approve. Tactics went the complete polar opposite and set the students loose in a jungle. Um, simulated, I think, which hopefully means they escaped the humidity-induced frizz. And Career Choices looked at social work. I think I might like that class best.
*phone rings*
...I'm going to ignore that for now. The office was open, Constable Fraser was on the phone in his office- I RELATE- the hallucinogenic frog and Annette both partook of the cafeteria food, those brave souls, and Adah opened the library, where she was cute with both River and Lee. And Eve was worried about finals, and it's kind of awesome to see someone taking their education seriously.
Dorms, where... oh my god, Dionne, stop calling
*phone ringing*
I kind of love 2007 just for text messaging at times like this. Whatever, Dee. Troy hung out in the gym, but then Savannah told him there was cheerleading practice, but nothing special happened there. Am I the only one who sees the missed opportunity here? The cheerleaders could have cheered for Troy!
Karal had time up on the roof with his cat, and talked to Lana about the sunrise. I- *phone stops ringing* Thank god. In the second floor common room, Jim watched himself some Chuck Norris- he's still alive?- and got a visit from a puppy that turned out to be Pam. Oh, Fandom.
Annette was all about the Christmas today, which was good since Billy came by to give her a present. Jack must not have wanted to get kicked out of the gym because he was doing situps in his room, and then Chris and Johnny Storm got all gremlin-bit, and decided this meant they were homosexual cowboys. ...Like the Village People?
This of course led to them hanging out on the grounds being all confused, which probably only got worse when Wyatt both tried to talk sense into them and say gay is a-okay. Sending some mixed signals there, I think. Gwynn and Anders had a video camera for mocking purposes, and Chris must not have been all with the boy-lovin', because he hit on Isabel, and Johnny offered her some help. They both decided Summer's a whore, oops, while only Johnny thought Savannah was one, Hoshi was confused, as was Professor Wilson, and Savannah just wanted to know why Chris was looking for cows. Maybe the cows were former students. Ronan played both along and matchmaker, and Kabuto just tried to figure out what was going on. Just go with it. It's easier that way. And as a happy end to this story until they wake up tomorrow, Chris and Johnny made out and fell asleep in the preserve. As you do.
Town, where there has to be a place where I can change my digits
*phone ringing* OKAY, okay, hold on.
Yeah, hi, Dee. No, I still have the- Murray said what? Did you hit him? Uh huh. Oh, yeah, definitely, I'm right there with you- Is he there now-
*lowers voice* While Dionne's yelling at her boyfriend, I'm going to take the chance to tell you about how Stanley hung out at home, Pixie Dust, the banana stand, and Book Haven were all open and quiet- Uh huh, I'm here- Andrew got a frog visit at the Magic Box, Beauty got a milkshake at the post office, and Hoshi got a frog and Jack at the hotel. I- No, okay, look, Dionne, I really need to go. I'll call you back in like five, okay? I promise. Yell at Murray more in my absence. Byeeeeeee- okay, fine, be that way.
Sorry again. Deadpool and Aly took in some top modeling, Dale confused Renee at the trooper station and Roy told Renee about a room for rent. And he wanted to know why Ralph is hyper. I don't even pretend to know who Ralph is. AJ got to boggle at Ino's droid baby at Luke's, and Turtle had T&C visits from Billy and Jeff, who I can only say was about par for the course in Jeffosity.
Wilson took the early clinic shift, and Ronan took the evening with a visit from Peter Petrelli, Faith had a quiet night at Caritas, Kabuto opened the Devil's Nest for our intrepid boys to go looking for cows, and for Lana to mess with them. Can't say I blame her.
Okay, that's about it, so I need to make a phone cal-
*phone ringing*
*sigh* Till next week.
ANYWAY. Hi, Fandom, sorry about that. There's this whole thing going on with my bff and her bf and it's all drama drama drama. I'm going to be professional, though, and give you all the news that's fit to be written by squirrels and said aloud by me.
School, where the learning happens
Japanese and Feminism were apparently setting up for finals, because they had a study day. Ino and Yondaime did some talking, though. About ninjas. I approve. Tactics went the complete polar opposite and set the students loose in a jungle. Um, simulated, I think, which hopefully means they escaped the humidity-induced frizz. And Career Choices looked at social work. I think I might like that class best.
*phone rings*
...I'm going to ignore that for now. The office was open, Constable Fraser was on the phone in his office- I RELATE- the hallucinogenic frog and Annette both partook of the cafeteria food, those brave souls, and Adah opened the library, where she was cute with both River and Lee. And Eve was worried about finals, and it's kind of awesome to see someone taking their education seriously.
Dorms, where... oh my god, Dionne, stop calling
*phone ringing*
I kind of love 2007 just for text messaging at times like this. Whatever, Dee. Troy hung out in the gym, but then Savannah told him there was cheerleading practice, but nothing special happened there. Am I the only one who sees the missed opportunity here? The cheerleaders could have cheered for Troy!
Karal had time up on the roof with his cat, and talked to Lana about the sunrise. I- *phone stops ringing* Thank god. In the second floor common room, Jim watched himself some Chuck Norris- he's still alive?- and got a visit from a puppy that turned out to be Pam. Oh, Fandom.
Annette was all about the Christmas today, which was good since Billy came by to give her a present. Jack must not have wanted to get kicked out of the gym because he was doing situps in his room, and then Chris and Johnny Storm got all gremlin-bit, and decided this meant they were homosexual cowboys. ...Like the Village People?
This of course led to them hanging out on the grounds being all confused, which probably only got worse when Wyatt both tried to talk sense into them and say gay is a-okay. Sending some mixed signals there, I think. Gwynn and Anders had a video camera for mocking purposes, and Chris must not have been all with the boy-lovin', because he hit on Isabel, and Johnny offered her some help. They both decided Summer's a whore, oops, while only Johnny thought Savannah was one, Hoshi was confused, as was Professor Wilson, and Savannah just wanted to know why Chris was looking for cows. Maybe the cows were former students. Ronan played both along and matchmaker, and Kabuto just tried to figure out what was going on. Just go with it. It's easier that way. And as a happy end to this story until they wake up tomorrow, Chris and Johnny made out and fell asleep in the preserve. As you do.
Town, where there has to be a place where I can change my digits
*phone ringing* OKAY, okay, hold on.
Yeah, hi, Dee. No, I still have the- Murray said what? Did you hit him? Uh huh. Oh, yeah, definitely, I'm right there with you- Is he there now-
*lowers voice* While Dionne's yelling at her boyfriend, I'm going to take the chance to tell you about how Stanley hung out at home, Pixie Dust, the banana stand, and Book Haven were all open and quiet- Uh huh, I'm here- Andrew got a frog visit at the Magic Box, Beauty got a milkshake at the post office, and Hoshi got a frog and Jack at the hotel. I- No, okay, look, Dionne, I really need to go. I'll call you back in like five, okay? I promise. Yell at Murray more in my absence. Byeeeeeee- okay, fine, be that way.
Sorry again. Deadpool and Aly took in some top modeling, Dale confused Renee at the trooper station and Roy told Renee about a room for rent. And he wanted to know why Ralph is hyper. I don't even pretend to know who Ralph is. AJ got to boggle at Ino's droid baby at Luke's, and Turtle had T&C visits from Billy and Jeff, who I can only say was about par for the course in Jeffosity.
Wilson took the early clinic shift, and Ronan took the evening with a visit from Peter Petrelli, Faith had a quiet night at Caritas, Kabuto opened the Devil's Nest for our intrepid boys to go looking for cows, and for Lana to mess with them. Can't say I blame her.
Okay, that's about it, so I need to make a phone cal-
*phone ringing*
*sigh* Till next week.