Fandom Radio, October 24
Hi, Fandom! It looks like everyone survived the weekend, which is a very good thing. My weekend was great. I went home, got a little color, and called all the 1995 fashions passe. I think they think something's wrong with me now, thanks.
School, which I liked better when there was none
So Tactics had a lecture and simulation on diplomacy, which I think is a very good subject for a class when everyone else is learning how to destroy things. Lee was forced to go first, but think of it this way: you set the standard for all others. Seely and Marco didn't do too badly. Feminism had a test and Jack talked to the teacher about boykissy. That might be sexual harassment, and you don't have to take it, Professor. Speaking of, he also taught Japanese today. You're just earning your paycheck, aren't you? Well, I think it's good to see a nice honest worker around. You wouldn't believe how many of our old servants used to steal.
Professor Aly had study hall today, where she was visited by Zuko, and Teddy, who wanted doughnuts. I've lectured at all of you about this before! Do you know how many carbs are in a doughnut? Try a bagel if you must, or maybe a nice piece of fruit. Adah had a Lee in the library, and why is this squirrel waving a flag at me? What's that even supposed to mean? Cheerleading practice was held today, and there was a depressed lemming in the office. I can get you a number for that. ...And I'm talking to a lemming. Fandom, I sort of hate you.
Dorms, where at least my bed is comfy, and gives proper lumbar support
Neil took over the third floor common room for studying, while over on the fifth floor, Jeff and Andrew faced off to see who's a bigger movie nerd. I'm not sure whether to be impressed or pretend I didn't just have to report on movie nerds. It might depend on the movies. They started off with The Globule, and John Sheppard actually held a conversation during Howard the Mallard because it's Howard the Mallard. Jeff didn't get it. Jeff explained Attack of the Killer Bunnies to Ino, and why would you admit to ever having seen these, let alone subject others to them? Jeff tried to get Andrew to say he liked it, but they ended up talking about mothers instead. Ino liked the bunny movie better than The Night the World Sped Up, and the boys had discussions over Invasion of the Living Potatoes and Burst Burton, while Neil wandered in for a study break. Studying would have killed less brain cells, Neil.
Chad camped out in a common room for America's Next Top Model, where he and Ino dished on his chances of becoming a model and/or concubine. ...Live the dream?
Karal showed off a project to Jaina, who also talked to Luke about Parents Weekend. Troy and AJ fought about AJ's relationship with Beauty, Mel and Dawn talked over some of the not-so-happy parts of the weekend, and oh my god, speaking of which, someone dinged my door when I went home. I don't know if Lucy's been taking it out on her off days or what, but no note. Just a ding. *sigh* Anyway, Chris and Lana talked about taking things slow, Jim got a visit from Pam, thus interrupting a meaningful night of ball-throwing.
Town, where I... totally called in sick. Really, Tink. I did, I swear.
Mary made a phone call, as did Faith, who breezed in and got a room, and Nate was on the beach, where he and Professor Deadpool talked to him about music, someone named Irene, and whether or not Nate's hips look big. The answer to that is always no, though if you're feeling tactful, you can suggest a nice A-line.
George
Michael opened the banana stand, fully clothed, so I understand. Hoshi opened the Arms, temporary weekend refuge of many parental units, where Professor Taylor and Leo. Luke's, the post office and the trooper station were all open, and Johnny Storm got a coffee delivery at work. Which makes me wonder, does he order out, and if so, would it be possible to get something of a non-growth-stunting nature?
The guy with the face opened Caritas, where Faith seemed to know a little about the place at GOB. Kabuto opened the Devil's Nest, and the clinic actually seemed busyish. Hopefully that wasn't a sign that we should all duck for cover, though if so, I'm very experienced in earthquake drills. Professor Wilson had Professor Aziraphale stop by during his shift, while Ronan got an Isabel and a Rikku. I don't think anyone's dead, or maimed or anything.
That's all for me this week. Glad you all survived, I think. I don't know all of you yet. Later!
School, which I liked better when there was none
So Tactics had a lecture and simulation on diplomacy, which I think is a very good subject for a class when everyone else is learning how to destroy things. Lee was forced to go first, but think of it this way: you set the standard for all others. Seely and Marco didn't do too badly. Feminism had a test and Jack talked to the teacher about boykissy. That might be sexual harassment, and you don't have to take it, Professor. Speaking of, he also taught Japanese today. You're just earning your paycheck, aren't you? Well, I think it's good to see a nice honest worker around. You wouldn't believe how many of our old servants used to steal.
Professor Aly had study hall today, where she was visited by Zuko, and Teddy, who wanted doughnuts. I've lectured at all of you about this before! Do you know how many carbs are in a doughnut? Try a bagel if you must, or maybe a nice piece of fruit. Adah had a Lee in the library, and why is this squirrel waving a flag at me? What's that even supposed to mean? Cheerleading practice was held today, and there was a depressed lemming in the office. I can get you a number for that. ...And I'm talking to a lemming. Fandom, I sort of hate you.
Dorms, where at least my bed is comfy, and gives proper lumbar support
Neil took over the third floor common room for studying, while over on the fifth floor, Jeff and Andrew faced off to see who's a bigger movie nerd. I'm not sure whether to be impressed or pretend I didn't just have to report on movie nerds. It might depend on the movies. They started off with The Globule, and John Sheppard actually held a conversation during Howard the Mallard because it's Howard the Mallard. Jeff didn't get it. Jeff explained Attack of the Killer Bunnies to Ino, and why would you admit to ever having seen these, let alone subject others to them? Jeff tried to get Andrew to say he liked it, but they ended up talking about mothers instead. Ino liked the bunny movie better than The Night the World Sped Up, and the boys had discussions over Invasion of the Living Potatoes and Burst Burton, while Neil wandered in for a study break. Studying would have killed less brain cells, Neil.
Chad camped out in a common room for America's Next Top Model, where he and Ino dished on his chances of becoming a model and/or concubine. ...Live the dream?
Karal showed off a project to Jaina, who also talked to Luke about Parents Weekend. Troy and AJ fought about AJ's relationship with Beauty, Mel and Dawn talked over some of the not-so-happy parts of the weekend, and oh my god, speaking of which, someone dinged my door when I went home. I don't know if Lucy's been taking it out on her off days or what, but no note. Just a ding. *sigh* Anyway, Chris and Lana talked about taking things slow, Jim got a visit from Pam, thus interrupting a meaningful night of ball-throwing.
Town, where I... totally called in sick. Really, Tink. I did, I swear.
Mary made a phone call, as did Faith, who breezed in and got a room, and Nate was on the beach, where he and Professor Deadpool talked to him about music, someone named Irene, and whether or not Nate's hips look big. The answer to that is always no, though if you're feeling tactful, you can suggest a nice A-line.
George
Michael opened the banana stand, fully clothed, so I understand. Hoshi opened the Arms, temporary weekend refuge of many parental units, where Professor Taylor and Leo. Luke's, the post office and the trooper station were all open, and Johnny Storm got a coffee delivery at work. Which makes me wonder, does he order out, and if so, would it be possible to get something of a non-growth-stunting nature?
The guy with the face opened Caritas, where Faith seemed to know a little about the place at GOB. Kabuto opened the Devil's Nest, and the clinic actually seemed busyish. Hopefully that wasn't a sign that we should all duck for cover, though if so, I'm very experienced in earthquake drills. Professor Wilson had Professor Aziraphale stop by during his shift, while Ronan got an Isabel and a Rikku. I don't think anyone's dead, or maimed or anything.
That's all for me this week. Glad you all survived, I think. I don't know all of you yet. Later!