Fandom Radio, Sunday, Sunday, September 2nd, 2007
DICK: Good evening Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH radio and with me tonight is-why are the squirrels braiding your hair?
MEG: I don't know, they started doing it when I sat down.
DICK: You're Snow freaking White, I swear to god. With me tonight is always beautiful and totally not Jo, Meg Manning.
MEG: Meg, not Jo. Meg. I hope there's not a Beth and Amy involved here.
DICK: What?
MEG: Never mind, Dick. Why am I here again?
DICK: Hey, you wanted to get familiar with Fandom. I can't think of a better way than to sit in a room with drunk squirrels and report on the doings of the crazy people here.
MEG: The squirrels drink?!
School
DICK: Harriet Jones is having office hours and Karal comes in to get Sulley enrolled. How nice of you. The library is closed but there are applications available to be a library aide. Yeah, like anyone would want to hang out in a library.
MEG: I happen to enjoy going to the library!
DICK: Well, you're a dork.
Dorms
DICK: Sabriel is having trouble with pancakes in the second floor common room. Either she's burning them or they've come alive and are attacking her. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised about either.
MEG: ...Okay. *shuffles papers* Wow, these squirrels spell better than most people. Dean - Hi Dean! - is making a ton of bacon and eggs in the fourth floor common room. Adam stops by for breakfast and ends up hearing about Dean being all besotted over Grace.
DICK: What does-
MEG: It means infatuated.
DICK: I don't know what infatuated means, either. Lana stops by and helps by buttering Dean's toast, not dirty, and Dean tells her about the picnic, Grace and Jo's double. Hey! That's you!
MEG: I can only hope he had good things to say. And for the record, I am not evil despite what my doppelganger thinks. Yes, I heard radio last night! Isabel and Lana are mopey about friends who left but Lana manages to tell Isabel about her trip with Jim. Billy greets Lana. And Bo and Dean meet. They bond over cars. I'm not surprised. It's what you guys do. Bo gets some toast from Lana as well as learn the rules of food sharing. Sounds like fun! Isabel breaks Bo's brain. Now, that isn't nice! Brain breaking is NOT funny! Someone is going to die of culture shock or something. Isabel snags breakfast from Dean and they discuss the cuteness of Grace. Oh she is really, really cute! Isabel also convinces Dean to stand shirtless on the sidelines while other people dance. What is with the people and taking their clothes off here?
DICK: You do know Jo took her shirt off yesterday, right?
MEG: WHAT? Keep your clothes on! I don't want people seeing me like that! Oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed...
DICK: This year is going to be great! Sam mooches breakfast and decides to stick to cooking post-brunch dessert. Doughnuts, perhaps? Marco and Dean debate what to call the meal between lunch and dinner. I prefer Linner. They also discuss how baby siblings are a great way to pick up chicks. That would never work for me, Beaver's like the anti-chick magnet. Dawn grabs breakfast and doesn't love Dean for his body. I'm glad we've made that clear. I guess. And Billy gets some food and asks Dean how he enjoyed the picnic. Are you still embarrassed?
MEG: Yes! Very! I must read more news, maybe that will distract from the embarrassment. Carmela ordered pizza in the fourth floor common room and that naturally drew in some hungry people. Like Anne for instance. Anne who's never had pizza before. For shame! Namine and Anne meet and Billy teases Anne by saying he's the one that smells good, not the pizza. That's gross. Who would want to smell like cooked cheese?
DICK: Billy, apparently. Billy also thanks Carmela for ordering pizza and fills Hoshi in on Fandom weirdness. You'd think they would include that stuff in the brochure by now. Hoshi and Carmela discuss workshops and Namine suggests Hoshi make Japanese food some night. I second this motion! Carmela and Namine discuss ways to get more Bitterwoman episodes on the air and Billy and Namine discuss which floor has the best cooks. Hey, if someone's cooking food I'm willing to crawl up to any floor to eat it.
MEG: Jeez Dick, cooking is not that hard. Jude is sitting in front of the dorms and is adorable with Rikku. Awwww. Sora meets Kou over DDR and they have a little recognition confusion. I know all about that. Karal has a Sulley falling through his closet and apparently it is THE CUTEST THING EVER! ...I'm supposed to shout the stuff in capslock, right?
DICK: That's what I do. Beauty, cool name, meets her roommate Adah and it's kinda quiet in there. Jaina and John Sheppard have a little flight simulator date. That's honey bunches of adorable. Haku does some reading in his room and Robin checks in on Anathema to see how she's settling in. Shawn comes Anathema's room since he's her fake big bro and notes that she's not too freaked out. Ah, you're one of the lucky ones. Shawn comes by Summer's room and is all "Howdy, I'm back!" Okay, he probably didn't say howdy. But I think he should have. Mac-a-roo and Peter Petrelli move in and they get to know each other. Run Peter, run!
MEG: That's not nice, Dick. We-
DICK: "-fear what we don't understand blah blah blah I'm Meg Manning and I see the good in people" Stop being lame.
MEG: I'm not lame! Cher finds out it's 2007 and not 1995 and Marco and Billy try to help her through her panic attack. Sorry, sweetie. Luckily, she finds out that she and A.J. are 1995 buddies. Andros sends a message home and Z gets and e-mail and calls Bridge over. Hey big brother! Gavin stops by Inara's room and Dean tells Alec how a baby is a good conversation starter. It's true. There are few who can resist the cute.
DICK: Oh, I can resist it. Hermione is bouncy and is writing a letter. Bo is decorating his half of the room that he shares with Cher. Heh. Shares with Cher. Gwynn stops by and discuss their respective homelands and apparently Bo was flirting. You sly dog. Ronan is sleeping in his room when a drunk Teddy and a facepalming Chad walk in. Will this end up being dirty? Who knows?
Town
DICK: There were stores and places of the open sort today like the church, the Magic Box, the Photo Hut, the Arms Hotel, the post office and Luke's. But no one came to visit. Turtle opens up Turtle and Canary and boggles at Hoshi when he says he has no currency in his time. If there's no money then how can you tell who's worth talking to or not?
MEG: That's not funny. Sora asks Turtle for a job and Victor finds out that Turtle is his big sibling. She tells him about the radio squirrels and Victor thinks she is insane. The anthropomorphic squirrels are real! And they can French braid really well. Wonders of the World is open and Bo comes in for a job. Apparently the squirrels think he's adorable oh-em-gee. Andrew runs from some scorched grass and Wilson is playing some soccer in the park. Troy and Anders go jogging and it's totally not a date.
DICK: Which means it probably was a date. Doogie is in the empty clinic and Kabuto opened the empty Devil's Nest. GOB was getting hammered in Caritas and Anders asks about working on Thursday nights. You totally should, it's awesome.
MEG: You've got a job? Color me surprised!
DICK: Tending a bar was the job I was born to do. That and being a bikini inspector. Moist goes to Roy's to deliver a letter and ends up staying for a drink. Kerrigan tries to figure out how to dismantle a ballpit and Roy checks out who's in 25 Unicorn. Why in god's name would you want to dismantle a ball pit?! Blasphemy!
MEG: No need to get dramatic, it's just a ball pit. Rikku is visits Lulu. That was so much fun to say! And Lulu introduces Rikku to Jean-Paul. Deadpool finds Kerrigan at his old house and decided to rent it out to her. And a grumpy pale boy emerges from a swirl of black clouds and lightning.
DICK: I didn't know Duncan was going to school here!
MEG: That's not...okay, yeah, that's kind of funny.
DICK: So, Meg, did this radio experience help you in your adjustment to Fandom?
MEG: Kids coming out of clouds, squirrels braiding my hair and Sulleys coming out of closets? Yeah, I guess I'm starting to get desensitized to the weird.
DICK: Excellent. We're all out of news Fandom so I will bid you all adieu. This is Dick Casablancas-
MEG: And Meg-Not-Jo-Manning.
DICK: -saying goodnight and don't let the gremlins bite!
MEG: I don't know, they started doing it when I sat down.
DICK: You're Snow freaking White, I swear to god. With me tonight is always beautiful and totally not Jo, Meg Manning.
MEG: Meg, not Jo. Meg. I hope there's not a Beth and Amy involved here.
DICK: What?
MEG: Never mind, Dick. Why am I here again?
DICK: Hey, you wanted to get familiar with Fandom. I can't think of a better way than to sit in a room with drunk squirrels and report on the doings of the crazy people here.
MEG: The squirrels drink?!
School
DICK: Harriet Jones is having office hours and Karal comes in to get Sulley enrolled. How nice of you. The library is closed but there are applications available to be a library aide. Yeah, like anyone would want to hang out in a library.
MEG: I happen to enjoy going to the library!
DICK: Well, you're a dork.
Dorms
DICK: Sabriel is having trouble with pancakes in the second floor common room. Either she's burning them or they've come alive and are attacking her. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised about either.
MEG: ...Okay. *shuffles papers* Wow, these squirrels spell better than most people. Dean - Hi Dean! - is making a ton of bacon and eggs in the fourth floor common room. Adam stops by for breakfast and ends up hearing about Dean being all besotted over Grace.
DICK: What does-
MEG: It means infatuated.
DICK: I don't know what infatuated means, either. Lana stops by and helps by buttering Dean's toast, not dirty, and Dean tells her about the picnic, Grace and Jo's double. Hey! That's you!
MEG: I can only hope he had good things to say. And for the record, I am not evil despite what my doppelganger thinks. Yes, I heard radio last night! Isabel and Lana are mopey about friends who left but Lana manages to tell Isabel about her trip with Jim. Billy greets Lana. And Bo and Dean meet. They bond over cars. I'm not surprised. It's what you guys do. Bo gets some toast from Lana as well as learn the rules of food sharing. Sounds like fun! Isabel breaks Bo's brain. Now, that isn't nice! Brain breaking is NOT funny! Someone is going to die of culture shock or something. Isabel snags breakfast from Dean and they discuss the cuteness of Grace. Oh she is really, really cute! Isabel also convinces Dean to stand shirtless on the sidelines while other people dance. What is with the people and taking their clothes off here?
DICK: You do know Jo took her shirt off yesterday, right?
MEG: WHAT? Keep your clothes on! I don't want people seeing me like that! Oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed...
DICK: This year is going to be great! Sam mooches breakfast and decides to stick to cooking post-brunch dessert. Doughnuts, perhaps? Marco and Dean debate what to call the meal between lunch and dinner. I prefer Linner. They also discuss how baby siblings are a great way to pick up chicks. That would never work for me, Beaver's like the anti-chick magnet. Dawn grabs breakfast and doesn't love Dean for his body. I'm glad we've made that clear. I guess. And Billy gets some food and asks Dean how he enjoyed the picnic. Are you still embarrassed?
MEG: Yes! Very! I must read more news, maybe that will distract from the embarrassment. Carmela ordered pizza in the fourth floor common room and that naturally drew in some hungry people. Like Anne for instance. Anne who's never had pizza before. For shame! Namine and Anne meet and Billy teases Anne by saying he's the one that smells good, not the pizza. That's gross. Who would want to smell like cooked cheese?
DICK: Billy, apparently. Billy also thanks Carmela for ordering pizza and fills Hoshi in on Fandom weirdness. You'd think they would include that stuff in the brochure by now. Hoshi and Carmela discuss workshops and Namine suggests Hoshi make Japanese food some night. I second this motion! Carmela and Namine discuss ways to get more Bitterwoman episodes on the air and Billy and Namine discuss which floor has the best cooks. Hey, if someone's cooking food I'm willing to crawl up to any floor to eat it.
MEG: Jeez Dick, cooking is not that hard. Jude is sitting in front of the dorms and is adorable with Rikku. Awwww. Sora meets Kou over DDR and they have a little recognition confusion. I know all about that. Karal has a Sulley falling through his closet and apparently it is THE CUTEST THING EVER! ...I'm supposed to shout the stuff in capslock, right?
DICK: That's what I do. Beauty, cool name, meets her roommate Adah and it's kinda quiet in there. Jaina and John Sheppard have a little flight simulator date. That's honey bunches of adorable. Haku does some reading in his room and Robin checks in on Anathema to see how she's settling in. Shawn comes Anathema's room since he's her fake big bro and notes that she's not too freaked out. Ah, you're one of the lucky ones. Shawn comes by Summer's room and is all "Howdy, I'm back!" Okay, he probably didn't say howdy. But I think he should have. Mac-a-roo and Peter Petrelli move in and they get to know each other. Run Peter, run!
MEG: That's not nice, Dick. We-
DICK: "-fear what we don't understand blah blah blah I'm Meg Manning and I see the good in people" Stop being lame.
MEG: I'm not lame! Cher finds out it's 2007 and not 1995 and Marco and Billy try to help her through her panic attack. Sorry, sweetie. Luckily, she finds out that she and A.J. are 1995 buddies. Andros sends a message home and Z gets and e-mail and calls Bridge over. Hey big brother! Gavin stops by Inara's room and Dean tells Alec how a baby is a good conversation starter. It's true. There are few who can resist the cute.
DICK: Oh, I can resist it. Hermione is bouncy and is writing a letter. Bo is decorating his half of the room that he shares with Cher. Heh. Shares with Cher. Gwynn stops by and discuss their respective homelands and apparently Bo was flirting. You sly dog. Ronan is sleeping in his room when a drunk Teddy and a facepalming Chad walk in. Will this end up being dirty? Who knows?
Town
DICK: There were stores and places of the open sort today like the church, the Magic Box, the Photo Hut, the Arms Hotel, the post office and Luke's. But no one came to visit. Turtle opens up Turtle and Canary and boggles at Hoshi when he says he has no currency in his time. If there's no money then how can you tell who's worth talking to or not?
MEG: That's not funny. Sora asks Turtle for a job and Victor finds out that Turtle is his big sibling. She tells him about the radio squirrels and Victor thinks she is insane. The anthropomorphic squirrels are real! And they can French braid really well. Wonders of the World is open and Bo comes in for a job. Apparently the squirrels think he's adorable oh-em-gee. Andrew runs from some scorched grass and Wilson is playing some soccer in the park. Troy and Anders go jogging and it's totally not a date.
DICK: Which means it probably was a date. Doogie is in the empty clinic and Kabuto opened the empty Devil's Nest. GOB was getting hammered in Caritas and Anders asks about working on Thursday nights. You totally should, it's awesome.
MEG: You've got a job? Color me surprised!
DICK: Tending a bar was the job I was born to do. That and being a bikini inspector. Moist goes to Roy's to deliver a letter and ends up staying for a drink. Kerrigan tries to figure out how to dismantle a ballpit and Roy checks out who's in 25 Unicorn. Why in god's name would you want to dismantle a ball pit?! Blasphemy!
MEG: No need to get dramatic, it's just a ball pit. Rikku is visits Lulu. That was so much fun to say! And Lulu introduces Rikku to Jean-Paul. Deadpool finds Kerrigan at his old house and decided to rent it out to her. And a grumpy pale boy emerges from a swirl of black clouds and lightning.
DICK: I didn't know Duncan was going to school here!
MEG: That's not...okay, yeah, that's kind of funny.
DICK: So, Meg, did this radio experience help you in your adjustment to Fandom?
MEG: Kids coming out of clouds, squirrels braiding my hair and Sulleys coming out of closets? Yeah, I guess I'm starting to get desensitized to the weird.
DICK: Excellent. We're all out of news Fandom so I will bid you all adieu. This is Dick Casablancas-
MEG: And Meg-Not-Jo-Manning.
DICK: -saying goodnight and don't let the gremlins bite!