Fandom Radio, Monday, August 27
Good evening ladies and gentleman, it's John "My Pants are More Interesting Than Yours" Crichton back again for another lovely night of broadcasting the radio from Massachusetts. The squirrels here have gotten used to the chillier weather and Aeryn's cooking. Me, I'm still getting there.
School Daze
And there's no school this week! Lucky! Some of you smarter people come up to Massachusetts and help me with my homework. This stuff is hard!
Principal Washburn was back! And her office was the happening place to be! Seely, Dean, River, Isabel, Professor Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaly, Billy, Savannah, a chimp, Anakin, and Sokka visited!
Dorm Room With a View
Jack and Cedric have some morning cuddle time and some morning pastry time and I never get pastries. Cereal is Aeryn's new thing. Just add milk and she thinks she cooked a meal. Pam does some goofing off on the internet and Lucas stop by. Jeff explains to Stickbug Brother Peter why he won't answer his phone. Dick walks in on Annette calling herself a ho and...wow, Annette, you're not. Karal gets both a cat and a Molly and I hope that doesn't mean Molly was the cat or vice versa. Stickbug Brother Peter talks to Willow about ways to make the class less week go by faster. HEY I KNOW. Willow, come up here! Help me with my homework! I'm dyin'! Dick gets a call from Meg and Haku helps Robin update his scrapbook.
Stark is on the roof being emo and staring at the stars.
STARS! Willow, I will name a star after you if you come up here and help me. It would be called the...Willowerina!
Door is restless and staring out the window. Bridge arrives and he has green hair. Charlie is listening to music and playing with her TK ball. Dean comes by and Charlie tells him she's leaving for break.
Oh, Willow, did I mention I have a Wii? Come to Massachusetts! We could box and talk in masculine tones and eat raw meat and...wait, you're girl. Damn it.
Takin' You Downtown
The clinic this morning was run by Dr. Wilson. Aziraphale brought food and flowers and Lucifer visited sometime thereafter. That night, Katara was busy scrubbing the clinic clean. Hey, come do my apartment next! Squall makes a stop in the clinic.
Willow, I look really good in a nurs-no, that would convince you to flee.
Pixie Dust is open and Yitzhak comes by as does Ronan. Willow, I'm serious. Come up here. I have cookies. And equations! Namine opened Cafe Fina and Emma opened up Caritas.
Willow, Aeryn will cook. C'mon, cooking and equations and fun with John...not dirty! Isabel and Wyatt and John and Anenome both hit Ching Tai for something resembling dats. Willow, I'll take you out for food! Equations and a date but not a date because we're not single!
Leo opened the Photo Hut, Ami opened the Magic Box, and Chad opened Groovy Tunes.
Willow, dearest. Do I need to sing? I can sing! Pick a song! I'll even do Celine Dion!
Millie opened the Book Haven and Stanley stops by to chat about food.
Willow, how do you feel about leather pants? SORRY, PETER. It's quantum physics!
Mary opened the Arms Hotel, Gabriel opened the church, Naomi opened Sparky's and got a visit from a John who isn't me and Jack was out early at Selkie Cove.
...if I give you Jack, will that convince you Willow? WORTH A SHOT!
Setsuna opened the post office and some other John stopped by looking for a package.
Willow, what about...a moonwalk? Not the dance, the blow up thing! We could bounce!
River hangs out at the beach and she gets joined by both AJ, who was jogging, and Jeff who was avoiding phone calls. Roy was in at Trooper Station and got a visit from Professor Aaaaaaaaaaly! Professor, tell Willow to come to Massachusetts and help me with my homework! You're convincing!
Peaches and cream? What, that's not dirty!
Karal was also down at the beach with Trenor! Bart opened Turtle and Canary. Andrew stopped by to visit his roommate.
Roommates! Willow, we could be roommates! You could do my hair and paint my nails and I'd build us forts!
Aziraphale hangs in the park and gets a visit from Robin, who chats to Aziraphale about Umbridge and muppets.
I can't get you an Umbridge, Willow. She's one of a kind.
Anakin took Vladdie for a ride in the shuttle and my dad's an astronaut! Hey, Willow, wanna ride on a rocket ship?
...
Oh god, that came out so wrong.
This is John Crichton in Massachusetts. Willow. Dearest heart. Dearest intelligent awesome person. I have three words for you. Meatloaf. Concert. Tickets.
Goodnight, Fandom!
School Daze
And there's no school this week! Lucky! Some of you smarter people come up to Massachusetts and help me with my homework. This stuff is hard!
Principal Washburn was back! And her office was the happening place to be! Seely, Dean, River, Isabel, Professor Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaly, Billy, Savannah, a chimp, Anakin, and Sokka visited!
Dorm Room With a View
Jack and Cedric have some morning cuddle time and some morning pastry time and I never get pastries. Cereal is Aeryn's new thing. Just add milk and she thinks she cooked a meal. Pam does some goofing off on the internet and Lucas stop by. Jeff explains to Stickbug Brother Peter why he won't answer his phone. Dick walks in on Annette calling herself a ho and...wow, Annette, you're not. Karal gets both a cat and a Molly and I hope that doesn't mean Molly was the cat or vice versa. Stickbug Brother Peter talks to Willow about ways to make the class less week go by faster. HEY I KNOW. Willow, come up here! Help me with my homework! I'm dyin'! Dick gets a call from Meg and Haku helps Robin update his scrapbook.
Stark is on the roof being emo and staring at the stars.
STARS! Willow, I will name a star after you if you come up here and help me. It would be called the...Willowerina!
Door is restless and staring out the window. Bridge arrives and he has green hair. Charlie is listening to music and playing with her TK ball. Dean comes by and Charlie tells him she's leaving for break.
Oh, Willow, did I mention I have a Wii? Come to Massachusetts! We could box and talk in masculine tones and eat raw meat and...wait, you're girl. Damn it.
Takin' You Downtown
The clinic this morning was run by Dr. Wilson. Aziraphale brought food and flowers and Lucifer visited sometime thereafter. That night, Katara was busy scrubbing the clinic clean. Hey, come do my apartment next! Squall makes a stop in the clinic.
Willow, I look really good in a nurs-no, that would convince you to flee.
Pixie Dust is open and Yitzhak comes by as does Ronan. Willow, I'm serious. Come up here. I have cookies. And equations! Namine opened Cafe Fina and Emma opened up Caritas.
Willow, Aeryn will cook. C'mon, cooking and equations and fun with John...not dirty! Isabel and Wyatt and John and Anenome both hit Ching Tai for something resembling dats. Willow, I'll take you out for food! Equations and a date but not a date because we're not single!
Leo opened the Photo Hut, Ami opened the Magic Box, and Chad opened Groovy Tunes.
Willow, dearest. Do I need to sing? I can sing! Pick a song! I'll even do Celine Dion!
Millie opened the Book Haven and Stanley stops by to chat about food.
Willow, how do you feel about leather pants? SORRY, PETER. It's quantum physics!
Mary opened the Arms Hotel, Gabriel opened the church, Naomi opened Sparky's and got a visit from a John who isn't me and Jack was out early at Selkie Cove.
...if I give you Jack, will that convince you Willow? WORTH A SHOT!
Setsuna opened the post office and some other John stopped by looking for a package.
Willow, what about...a moonwalk? Not the dance, the blow up thing! We could bounce!
River hangs out at the beach and she gets joined by both AJ, who was jogging, and Jeff who was avoiding phone calls. Roy was in at Trooper Station and got a visit from Professor Aaaaaaaaaaly! Professor, tell Willow to come to Massachusetts and help me with my homework! You're convincing!
Peaches and cream? What, that's not dirty!
Karal was also down at the beach with Trenor! Bart opened Turtle and Canary. Andrew stopped by to visit his roommate.
Roommates! Willow, we could be roommates! You could do my hair and paint my nails and I'd build us forts!
Aziraphale hangs in the park and gets a visit from Robin, who chats to Aziraphale about Umbridge and muppets.
I can't get you an Umbridge, Willow. She's one of a kind.
Anakin took Vladdie for a ride in the shuttle and my dad's an astronaut! Hey, Willow, wanna ride on a rocket ship?
...
Oh god, that came out so wrong.
This is John Crichton in Massachusetts. Willow. Dearest heart. Dearest intelligent awesome person. I have three words for you. Meatloaf. Concert. Tickets.
Goodnight, Fandom!