Fandom Radio, Monday, July 16
On the radio again! Just can't wait to get on the radio again! Hello folks, this is John Crichton coming at you live from the road! Yep, Aeryn and I are on a bus bound for Massachusetts and the damn radio squirrels followed us. These little twits can get anywhere.
School Daze
At the construction site, Xander's in charge and Stark's filling holes. Why is there a hole? Did the school blow up again?
Sam opens the library and Abigail comes a looking for books on headbands. Awww, that's so cute. Dean stops by to check in on Sam and his cockatiel. I'm leaving that alone.
In Potpourri class, they learn about Native American tribal ceremonies. Jeff is assigned Dr. Pepper, Gwynn is assigned menopause (HAHAHAHA), Lucas tackles evil panda bears, Johnny gets the Dairy Queen, Chad learns about Wester and Donatello makes up runway music for the cross dressing Indians. Chad brings Prince Oscar for show and tell! They decorate drums with glitter and feathers. Always with the glitter. Hey, Aeryn wants lots of glitter at our wedding! Ow, don't hit me! And then they do some drumming. Hmm, I can hear the sound of drums. Chad gets Buster, who is severaly allergic, to pet Prince Oscar. Prince Oscar brings worlds together and makes us all live in harmony!
In Pie class, they learn about pie crusts and then pair up to continue learning about pie crusts.
In Sex Ed class, they learn about PORN! Ow, Aeryn, I'm reporting not watching. Stop freaking hitting me! I'm already bruised from the workout this morning. The students select articles from porn magazines and give oral reports. Aeryn, OW. Stop it, I didn't mention floral hex!
How to be a Comic Book Superhero discusses powers they do or don't have. Jay shows off his bong saber. Luke wants to know where they got the saber! Bob shows Rikku, HI RIKKU HI HI HI, how to take a hit off the bong saber and Luke totally messes with a stoned Rikku! Rogue, hey cool nickname, tells Jay she's his TA. Dude, I want that nickname. I wanna be Rogue. I'm no longer John. I AM ROGUE, HEAR ME ROAR.
In Creatures of Nature, the students are assigned pets to care for. And wow, someone just stunk up the bus bathroom. No, it wasn't Aeryn. She only does that at home.
OW! That was my face!
Redemption class gets split in heroes and wannabes and the sidekicks choose their heroes while the heroes try to get them to go away.
Dorm Room With a View
Troy tries to make AJ go running. AJ doesn't want to. Sounds like a similar domestic situation that I have, guys! River eats breakfast and draws in bed. Jack and Cedric apparently made up as evidenced by the eighty million hearts and stars around this note. Jeff and Stickbug Brother Peter talk about the DINOSAURS OH MY GOD and the Dog.
Ami is no longer a fish! Hurray! Bel, Anders and Phoebe have cuddle time. They're not fish either. Karal has fun times trying to get Trenor back into his stables. Gwynn talks to her gerbil. Annette writes and drinks at the same time. Cedric comes to stay with Jack and there's more hearts and GLITTER this time. Squirrels are hardcore.
Aravis and Karal talk about their room full of pets and hey, that's like 238! Go you guys! They also talk about the DINOSAURS WHY WASN'T I THERE?!
No, I am not whining! Shut up, Aeryn. OW. Jaina comes to check on Karal after this weekend.
Willow and English Peter set up a camp on the beach and talk about Mark the Mammoth and hedgehog names. No, that's really what the notes say. Hermione's cat and snake are not making friends. Awww. Rikku comes into the room and is very confused by Hermione's new ball python. That's...an interesting pet. NOT AS INTERESTING AS DINOSAURS.
In the fifth floor common room, Sokka missed the dinosaurs. YOU MISSED THEM? SO DID I? WE CAN FORM A CLUB?
OW, hit me again and we're breaking up, Aeryn!
Rodney makes Sokka realiz he missed something cool. Evie is happy to see Rodney didn't get eaten.
In the garage, Johnny Blaze tinkers with his bike. Johnny and Charlie are both glad they survived the invasion. I hate you all. DINOSAURS. Rory, you're fired for not telling me about this sooner! Johnny shows off his Harley to Anne Shirley. Anne's more wondering where the horses for the chariots are.
Alphonse is in his room, trying to get his hamster and cat to make nice. Setsuna stops by and they discuss the dinosaurs.
DID ANYONE TAKE PICTURES? SERIOUSLY. ANAKIN, WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME!
Takin' You Downtown
Gabriel opened the church this morning.
Lana opened the Book Haven. Savannah stopped by to tell Lana about her date with Chris Halliwell. Gabriel stopped in at the bookstore and got hissed at by Proudfoot.
Naomi opened Sparkys and Andrew stops by. Setsuna opened the post office and Ami opened the Magic Box.
Bart opened Turtle and Canary. Turtle comes by to chec and see if the dinosaurs wrecked the store.
...
YOU GUYS HAD DINOSAURS? NO ONE CALLED ME. RORY WILBERTA GILMORE! THAT WAS YOUR JOB! OH MAN!
Andrew also came by Turtle and Canary, the store that DINOSAURS MIGHT HAVE ATTACKED, for a Bob Special.
Gunther is in at the Arm Hotel. Chad opened Groovy Tunes. Rikku stops by and she and Chad talk about the background soundtrack music day. I MISS EVERYTHING GOOD! I am on a damn bus with Aeryn who is cranky and you guys get dinosaurs! Charlie also comes by to check out dinosaur damage.
Anakin tells Rory about killing a T-Rex! I WOULD'VE HELPED IF I'D BEEN THERE. But nooooooo, I'm on a bus! Josh flails at Aly for getting dino hurt! Wilson goes to the mainland and Johnny Storm visits Mary.
Troy and AJ go running! Dear Deadpool is released to the masses! God help us all. Karal says goodbye to Molly at the causeway. Awwww. Roy Mustang Horsey Dude is in at Trooper Station. Robin is at the beach and Yitzhak is opening Luke's Diner. Leo opens the Photo Hut. Deadpool and Aly are eating ice cream in the park. Aly tells him of the dinosaurs and WHY DIDN"T YOU CALL ME, PROFESSOR ALY? I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL!
Ow, I'm not that loud, Aeryn, seriously!
The clinic this morning was very busy. Katara was in charge at night.
At Caritas, Emma made cosmos and painted lillies on a parchment. Yep. No, I'm not making this up. Leo attempted to hit on Emma. No word on if this succeeded or not.
At the Devil's Nest, Lucifer was playing the piano. Kabuto compliments the piano playing and asks why Lucifer's there.
And I must go, dear Fandomites! The bus is pulling into the stop and I need an icepack for my arm. DINOSAURS. YOU ALL HAD DINOSAURS and I have to go eat bus stop food. This is John Crichton, signing off. I hate you all.
School Daze
At the construction site, Xander's in charge and Stark's filling holes. Why is there a hole? Did the school blow up again?
Sam opens the library and Abigail comes a looking for books on headbands. Awww, that's so cute. Dean stops by to check in on Sam and his cockatiel. I'm leaving that alone.
In Potpourri class, they learn about Native American tribal ceremonies. Jeff is assigned Dr. Pepper, Gwynn is assigned menopause (HAHAHAHA), Lucas tackles evil panda bears, Johnny gets the Dairy Queen, Chad learns about Wester and Donatello makes up runway music for the cross dressing Indians. Chad brings Prince Oscar for show and tell! They decorate drums with glitter and feathers. Always with the glitter. Hey, Aeryn wants lots of glitter at our wedding! Ow, don't hit me! And then they do some drumming. Hmm, I can hear the sound of drums. Chad gets Buster, who is severaly allergic, to pet Prince Oscar. Prince Oscar brings worlds together and makes us all live in harmony!
In Pie class, they learn about pie crusts and then pair up to continue learning about pie crusts.
In Sex Ed class, they learn about PORN! Ow, Aeryn, I'm reporting not watching. Stop freaking hitting me! I'm already bruised from the workout this morning. The students select articles from porn magazines and give oral reports. Aeryn, OW. Stop it, I didn't mention floral hex!
How to be a Comic Book Superhero discusses powers they do or don't have. Jay shows off his bong saber. Luke wants to know where they got the saber! Bob shows Rikku, HI RIKKU HI HI HI, how to take a hit off the bong saber and Luke totally messes with a stoned Rikku! Rogue, hey cool nickname, tells Jay she's his TA. Dude, I want that nickname. I wanna be Rogue. I'm no longer John. I AM ROGUE, HEAR ME ROAR.
In Creatures of Nature, the students are assigned pets to care for. And wow, someone just stunk up the bus bathroom. No, it wasn't Aeryn. She only does that at home.
OW! That was my face!
Redemption class gets split in heroes and wannabes and the sidekicks choose their heroes while the heroes try to get them to go away.
Dorm Room With a View
Troy tries to make AJ go running. AJ doesn't want to. Sounds like a similar domestic situation that I have, guys! River eats breakfast and draws in bed. Jack and Cedric apparently made up as evidenced by the eighty million hearts and stars around this note. Jeff and Stickbug Brother Peter talk about the DINOSAURS OH MY GOD and the Dog.
Ami is no longer a fish! Hurray! Bel, Anders and Phoebe have cuddle time. They're not fish either. Karal has fun times trying to get Trenor back into his stables. Gwynn talks to her gerbil. Annette writes and drinks at the same time. Cedric comes to stay with Jack and there's more hearts and GLITTER this time. Squirrels are hardcore.
Aravis and Karal talk about their room full of pets and hey, that's like 238! Go you guys! They also talk about the DINOSAURS WHY WASN'T I THERE?!
No, I am not whining! Shut up, Aeryn. OW. Jaina comes to check on Karal after this weekend.
Willow and English Peter set up a camp on the beach and talk about Mark the Mammoth and hedgehog names. No, that's really what the notes say. Hermione's cat and snake are not making friends. Awww. Rikku comes into the room and is very confused by Hermione's new ball python. That's...an interesting pet. NOT AS INTERESTING AS DINOSAURS.
In the fifth floor common room, Sokka missed the dinosaurs. YOU MISSED THEM? SO DID I? WE CAN FORM A CLUB?
OW, hit me again and we're breaking up, Aeryn!
Rodney makes Sokka realiz he missed something cool. Evie is happy to see Rodney didn't get eaten.
In the garage, Johnny Blaze tinkers with his bike. Johnny and Charlie are both glad they survived the invasion. I hate you all. DINOSAURS. Rory, you're fired for not telling me about this sooner! Johnny shows off his Harley to Anne Shirley. Anne's more wondering where the horses for the chariots are.
Alphonse is in his room, trying to get his hamster and cat to make nice. Setsuna stops by and they discuss the dinosaurs.
DID ANYONE TAKE PICTURES? SERIOUSLY. ANAKIN, WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME!
Takin' You Downtown
Gabriel opened the church this morning.
Lana opened the Book Haven. Savannah stopped by to tell Lana about her date with Chris Halliwell. Gabriel stopped in at the bookstore and got hissed at by Proudfoot.
Naomi opened Sparkys and Andrew stops by. Setsuna opened the post office and Ami opened the Magic Box.
Bart opened Turtle and Canary. Turtle comes by to chec and see if the dinosaurs wrecked the store.
...
YOU GUYS HAD DINOSAURS? NO ONE CALLED ME. RORY WILBERTA GILMORE! THAT WAS YOUR JOB! OH MAN!
Andrew also came by Turtle and Canary, the store that DINOSAURS MIGHT HAVE ATTACKED, for a Bob Special.
Gunther is in at the Arm Hotel. Chad opened Groovy Tunes. Rikku stops by and she and Chad talk about the background soundtrack music day. I MISS EVERYTHING GOOD! I am on a damn bus with Aeryn who is cranky and you guys get dinosaurs! Charlie also comes by to check out dinosaur damage.
Anakin tells Rory about killing a T-Rex! I WOULD'VE HELPED IF I'D BEEN THERE. But nooooooo, I'm on a bus! Josh flails at Aly for getting dino hurt! Wilson goes to the mainland and Johnny Storm visits Mary.
Troy and AJ go running! Dear Deadpool is released to the masses! God help us all. Karal says goodbye to Molly at the causeway. Awwww. Roy Mustang Horsey Dude is in at Trooper Station. Robin is at the beach and Yitzhak is opening Luke's Diner. Leo opens the Photo Hut. Deadpool and Aly are eating ice cream in the park. Aly tells him of the dinosaurs and WHY DIDN"T YOU CALL ME, PROFESSOR ALY? I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL!
Ow, I'm not that loud, Aeryn, seriously!
The clinic this morning was very busy. Katara was in charge at night.
At Caritas, Emma made cosmos and painted lillies on a parchment. Yep. No, I'm not making this up. Leo attempted to hit on Emma. No word on if this succeeded or not.
At the Devil's Nest, Lucifer was playing the piano. Kabuto compliments the piano playing and asks why Lucifer's there.
And I must go, dear Fandomites! The bus is pulling into the stop and I need an icepack for my arm. DINOSAURS. YOU ALL HAD DINOSAURS and I have to go eat bus stop food. This is John Crichton, signing off. I hate you all.