Fandom Radio, Monday, July 2
Good evening Fandom and I'd just like you all to know that I hate you. Yes, all of you. These notes are thicker than the damn Kama Sutra. Not that I've read the Kama Sutra. It was totally Angel's, okay!
School Daze
In today's construction post, Xander's overseeing the progress. Stark, Bel and Conner are there in the morning, Anders brings Bel some lunch and Bel and Conner keep working in the afternoon.
And that's all for classes. So, if I said, ask your friends about the rest of the broadcast, would that work? No. Stupid squirrels.
Dormy McDorms
Z comes back to Fandom and crashes in her room. River's back in Fandom and she and BUffy catch up. Anne arrives in Fandom. The squirrels are very excited about this. Gwynn and Nadia catch up. Hi Nadia! Welcome back! Dick picks up Annette for their date. Hi Annette! Carmela visits Charlie and they talk about Ronan and Johnny Storm. Charlie meets Troy and warns him about weird stuff. AJ and Troy movie into their room, Ronan meets Nadia, Naomi finishes packing up her room, Annette comes back to her room, upset, and Turtle (MORTAL KOMBAT) stops by her room to talk to Annette. Dick makes a call after getting back from Mary's party and Isabel reads a book.
In the fourth floor common room, an anteater watches a movie. Karal is surprised about the anteaster but he watches tv with him anyway. Awww. Karal and Billy talk American sterotypes, Setsuna and Sokka tell Karal horror stories about the cat at the post office, Setsuna makes Karal some tea, Billy watches tv with Marco, and Johnny Blaze is unfazed by Marco. Karal meets Johnny, Billy tries to tell Johnny that the stories he's heard aren't true most likely and that's a damn dirty lie. ALL THE STORIES ARE TRUE, JOHNNY. Johnny meets Setsuna and Setsuna shares her tea, Sokka meets Johnny, Setsuna compliments the anteater on being an anteater and I think I would've gone for aardvark personally. Sokka and Karal also meet.
Raphael is back and not in a very good mood! Raph glares at Donnie who gives him a 'where have you been omg?' lecture.
Evie is reading and people watching in the lobby. Evie and Anne bond over reading and omg, people, you are STILL TALKING. WHAT THE HELL. Demyx is surprised it's newbie time already, Anne stares at Demyx's hair, AJ asks if Evie is related to Eve and Evie says no. AJ and Demyx introduce themselves and Haku says that's a lot of books. Evie introduces herself and Haku asks for book recommendations and Demyx asks if Haku is a pretty girl or a super pretty boy.
John Sheppard plays loud music in his room.
Takin' You Downtown
Mary spends her birthday morning waiting for the phone to ring. D opens his pet shop and Nadia and Furrball stop by. We have a pet shop? AERYN! GO GET US SOME MORE FISH! Namine stops by the pet store and welcomes D to town. Mr. Big Hips comes home and discovers his house full of balls. BALL PIT! PARTY AT DEADPOOL'S HOUSE!
River hangs out at the beach and meets Charlie. And she meets Robin. Millie covers Lana's shift at the Book Haven. Setsuna opens the post office. Ami opens the Magic Box. Chad opens Groovy Tunes, Nadia wonders what the hell happened to Empire Records. Namine opens Cafe Fina. Charlie comes by to ask if she's met any newbies. Prue and John Sheppard have a beach date and they're adorable like whoa. I can't believe I just said that. Yitzhak opens Luke's Diner.
Wilson worked at the clinic in the morning. Phale brought him lunch.
At Caritas, Emma set up white umbrellas for the zombies. AJ was at the bar.
At the Devil's Nest, Lucifer read and drank while he worked. Wilson stopped by and asked for a drink and to dance with Lucifer. Squall wanted some booze. I DO TOO. Please, Squall, I don't know you but please bring me some booze. I'm dying here! Wilson and Lucifer danced and there's no mention of booze. DAMN IT.
Mary had a birthday party tonight! Happy birthday, Mary! Eve shows up and meets Mary. Emma stops by before her shift at Caritas and they talk about men, Roy tells Mary he's not sure about traditions. He's also not sure about those girly underwear he supposedly wears but who cares? Gabriel brings Mary a present, Leo thinks he traveled through time, Dick and Annette get a drink and then meet and wish Mary a happy birthday. Mary tells Aiden she's glad she came, Mary tells Turtle to call her by her first name, Johnny and Savannah tell her its a great party, and Millie tells Mary it's okay to go overboard. Not literally, I hope, because that's bad advice. Christian tells Mary she's not old, GOB wishes her a happy birthday, Gabriel tells Leo he doesn't like parties, Mary tells Aiden to drink all she wants, Leo's happy to be drinking champagne, Dicke and Annette talk about the future and then maybe break up. The squirrels aren't sure on this and I am way too tired to go to a ruling from our judges. Johnny and Savannah hang at the bar.
Late Monday night, Wilson and Lucifer are snuggling and Wilson invites him to dinner. Deadpool and Arashi leave on a trip.
So, apparently, some new students showed up today. AND THEY DID NOT STOP TALKING. Damn, how I wish for an invasion. Okay, not really but YOU ARE ALL TALKY MEAT.
Claire meets her big sister, Sabriel, and Sabriel tells Claire about naked mutineers. Just don't come by my door, guys. Scarred enough. Andrew meets his big sister, Isabel. Isabel tells him about Fandom Chicken and Andrew tells her about Sunnydale. Rodney meets his big sister, Mel. Troy meets his big sister, Lana. Lana tells him about magic, Troy thinks she's hazing him and oh, Troy. You have so much to learn. Jenny Sparks meets her big brother, Johnny. Oooh, lucky you! AJ meets his big sister, Abigail and there's talk of cityscapres and DC. Bart meets his big brother, Dean. Bart demonstrates his speeding abilities. Anne Shirley meets her big brother, Teddy. Anemone meets her big sister, Z and Z doodles a sea anemone that she lets Anemone keep. Chad, Alphonse, Will and Johnny Blaze are all looking for their big or little siblings.
Jenny and Claire introduce themselves. Troy and AJ discuss basketball and art, Anne Shirley is shocked at having a boy roommate, Alec and Johnny Blaze meet, Sokka and Rodney screw up each other's names. Oh, I can see MANY fun times in that room. Not dirty. Anemone is looking for Zarine.
Rikku is shocked that Jay and Silent Bob are teachers. Thursday, Hades, Dale, Wilson, Zoe, John Winchester, The Jerries, Steve Rogers, Vala and Squall are all in the teacher area looking all teacher-ly. Except Vala. She looks like my fiancee.
Claire stares at Steve Peter. We all do that, Claire. That giant wart on Steve Peter's nose will go away someday. Liz and Namine wave to each other. Clarie grabs some food and looks around. Annette meets Claire and tells her Sabriel's very nice, Animal points out that Claire's a woman, Dean tells Claire about the school going up in a fireball of school, Rikku tells her she's from Spira, River directs Claire to Buffy for cheerleading questions, Dick says he's from Neptune the city and Claire asks him about aliens at the school. Oh, Claire, dear. If you only knew. Robin and Claire decide Fandom is like an adventure!
Annette asks how Dick hurt his hand and...just stop all thoughts about that right now. River tries to keep voice separate, Lana's glad River's back, River and Qui-Gon meet and talk about the ocean and dancing, River meets Inara and they discover they're from nearly the same galaxy, and Bridge asks how River's vacation was. I wish I was on a vacation right now. Far away from squirrels and radios.
Johnny Storm is cruising for chicks. Lana says hi to Johnny and Johnny asks if Jim's going anywhere. Johnny shows off at Claire. Claire? Not so much with the impressed. Ronan asks how Johnny's doing and then tells him not to be a prick. Not a brick. Prick.
Andrew hung out with his food. I know I always like to get a bag of Doritos and take it with me to the movies. Good show, Andrew. Annette and Andrew meet and talk about the heartland versus New York. John Sheppard meets Andrew. Andrew flails a lot and John tries to put him at ease. Andrew meets his new roomie, Bart, and they decide who gets what side of the room, Andrew tells Dean he's from the Hellmouth. Is that someone with some really rank bad breath? Rikku bounces up to Andrew and Andrew tells her she needs to meet Bart, and Dawn tries to sneak away from Andrew!
Animal chills out with some onion dip. Animal tells Isabel the new students are pretty, Animal offers AJ some onion dip, Animal shows off to Rikku his ability to play the food table, offers Dean some onion dip, and flings onion dip at River. Animal plays a tune for Anemone, says hello to Robin, and high fives Sokka.
Isabel messes with Johnny by telling him she's brokenhearted that he spaced on their date. And he believes her for a minute. Sam's guarding the food. Dean tells Sam his new little sib eats even more than he does.
Troy looks around for people. Eve says hi and checks to see how he's coping with all the weirdness. Annette warns troy about mer-people, gremlins and other Fandom oddities. Rikku bounces at Troy about dimensions and aliens and weirdness.
Chad and Bart have a conversation and Bart keeps running away for food anytime Chad pauses for longer than a second. AJ is watching for food and people. Isabel tells AJ her first roommate was a guy and AJ wishes his roommate was a pretty girl. Dean tells AJ about recent Fandom weirdness, AJ and Annette discuss nicknames, and AJ is surprised that Rikku's not a cheerleader.
Rikku tells Gavin she's trading him in for a better little sib. Gavin emo's. They emo at each other before hugging it out! Bart has several plates going at once. Qui-Gon tells Bart's he's an alien, Rikku and Bart talk super fast at each other, and Gavin's chilling at the picnic. Gavin and Qui-Gon are happy not to be newbies anymore. Gavin and River discuss the fun of flying!
Ronan is all about the food. Ronan and Isabel discuss different types of wizarding and Ronan catches River browsing through his mind.
Anemone is nervous about the new people. Marco and Anemone introduce themselves and discuss people turning into penguins, Dean thinks Anemone is a pretty name, Sam points out good snacks to Anemone, Namine tells Anemone that it's safe here, and Robin introduces himself to Anemone.
Buffy tells Claire to try out for cheerleading. Alec goes shirtless! Ronan also goes shirtless. Bart asks if Alec's a clone and Alec explains dopplegangers to Bart. Dean approves of Alec's regard for tradition.
And there's yet more fun at the picnic that never ends. God, people, shut up! I need to go to bed. Dean checks up on Charlie, and Donnie lets Buffy know about Mikey's predicament as a wee small turtle. Donnie arrives late with a sad little turtle in his hands.
I HATE EVERYONE. YOU GUYS NEVER SHUT UP. GOOD GRAVY.
Dick refills his drink and checks out the new kids. Johnny Storm offers to help Charlie with her powers, River can't remember if she met Johnny Storm. River wants to know why he's shirtless. Dean warns Johnny not to hurt Charlie. Annette refuses to look at shirtless!Johnny.
Charlie meets Johnny Blaze and tells him about aliens exploding the school. Annette fills Johnny Blaze in on radio, Dean welcome Johnny Blaze and they discuss going to different schools in different places. Buffy is disgusted by Dawn's choice of food, River tells Dawn about her trip home, Dean compliments Dawn's sandwich, not dirty, and Sokka lusts after Dawn's sandwich, not dirty. Inara feeds whatever's in the pond these days. Xander and Bridge discuss the need for a crazy vampire limit, and Isabel tells Xander about meeting Andrew Wells. You people all need to shut up right now. I hate you all. EVERYONE. Oh god, I feel like crying. Mac hangs out, Bridge introduces himself to Jenny Sparks. Jenny smokes. Sokka tries to chat with his mouth full.
That's all from me tonight. EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP.
School Daze
In today's construction post, Xander's overseeing the progress. Stark, Bel and Conner are there in the morning, Anders brings Bel some lunch and Bel and Conner keep working in the afternoon.
And that's all for classes. So, if I said, ask your friends about the rest of the broadcast, would that work? No. Stupid squirrels.
Dormy McDorms
Z comes back to Fandom and crashes in her room. River's back in Fandom and she and BUffy catch up. Anne arrives in Fandom. The squirrels are very excited about this. Gwynn and Nadia catch up. Hi Nadia! Welcome back! Dick picks up Annette for their date. Hi Annette! Carmela visits Charlie and they talk about Ronan and Johnny Storm. Charlie meets Troy and warns him about weird stuff. AJ and Troy movie into their room, Ronan meets Nadia, Naomi finishes packing up her room, Annette comes back to her room, upset, and Turtle (MORTAL KOMBAT) stops by her room to talk to Annette. Dick makes a call after getting back from Mary's party and Isabel reads a book.
In the fourth floor common room, an anteater watches a movie. Karal is surprised about the anteaster but he watches tv with him anyway. Awww. Karal and Billy talk American sterotypes, Setsuna and Sokka tell Karal horror stories about the cat at the post office, Setsuna makes Karal some tea, Billy watches tv with Marco, and Johnny Blaze is unfazed by Marco. Karal meets Johnny, Billy tries to tell Johnny that the stories he's heard aren't true most likely and that's a damn dirty lie. ALL THE STORIES ARE TRUE, JOHNNY. Johnny meets Setsuna and Setsuna shares her tea, Sokka meets Johnny, Setsuna compliments the anteater on being an anteater and I think I would've gone for aardvark personally. Sokka and Karal also meet.
Raphael is back and not in a very good mood! Raph glares at Donnie who gives him a 'where have you been omg?' lecture.
Evie is reading and people watching in the lobby. Evie and Anne bond over reading and omg, people, you are STILL TALKING. WHAT THE HELL. Demyx is surprised it's newbie time already, Anne stares at Demyx's hair, AJ asks if Evie is related to Eve and Evie says no. AJ and Demyx introduce themselves and Haku says that's a lot of books. Evie introduces herself and Haku asks for book recommendations and Demyx asks if Haku is a pretty girl or a super pretty boy.
John Sheppard plays loud music in his room.
Takin' You Downtown
Mary spends her birthday morning waiting for the phone to ring. D opens his pet shop and Nadia and Furrball stop by. We have a pet shop? AERYN! GO GET US SOME MORE FISH! Namine stops by the pet store and welcomes D to town. Mr. Big Hips comes home and discovers his house full of balls. BALL PIT! PARTY AT DEADPOOL'S HOUSE!
River hangs out at the beach and meets Charlie. And she meets Robin. Millie covers Lana's shift at the Book Haven. Setsuna opens the post office. Ami opens the Magic Box. Chad opens Groovy Tunes, Nadia wonders what the hell happened to Empire Records. Namine opens Cafe Fina. Charlie comes by to ask if she's met any newbies. Prue and John Sheppard have a beach date and they're adorable like whoa. I can't believe I just said that. Yitzhak opens Luke's Diner.
Wilson worked at the clinic in the morning. Phale brought him lunch.
At Caritas, Emma set up white umbrellas for the zombies. AJ was at the bar.
At the Devil's Nest, Lucifer read and drank while he worked. Wilson stopped by and asked for a drink and to dance with Lucifer. Squall wanted some booze. I DO TOO. Please, Squall, I don't know you but please bring me some booze. I'm dying here! Wilson and Lucifer danced and there's no mention of booze. DAMN IT.
Mary had a birthday party tonight! Happy birthday, Mary! Eve shows up and meets Mary. Emma stops by before her shift at Caritas and they talk about men, Roy tells Mary he's not sure about traditions. He's also not sure about those girly underwear he supposedly wears but who cares? Gabriel brings Mary a present, Leo thinks he traveled through time, Dick and Annette get a drink and then meet and wish Mary a happy birthday. Mary tells Aiden she's glad she came, Mary tells Turtle to call her by her first name, Johnny and Savannah tell her its a great party, and Millie tells Mary it's okay to go overboard. Not literally, I hope, because that's bad advice. Christian tells Mary she's not old, GOB wishes her a happy birthday, Gabriel tells Leo he doesn't like parties, Mary tells Aiden to drink all she wants, Leo's happy to be drinking champagne, Dicke and Annette talk about the future and then maybe break up. The squirrels aren't sure on this and I am way too tired to go to a ruling from our judges. Johnny and Savannah hang at the bar.
Late Monday night, Wilson and Lucifer are snuggling and Wilson invites him to dinner. Deadpool and Arashi leave on a trip.
So, apparently, some new students showed up today. AND THEY DID NOT STOP TALKING. Damn, how I wish for an invasion. Okay, not really but YOU ARE ALL TALKY MEAT.
Claire meets her big sister, Sabriel, and Sabriel tells Claire about naked mutineers. Just don't come by my door, guys. Scarred enough. Andrew meets his big sister, Isabel. Isabel tells him about Fandom Chicken and Andrew tells her about Sunnydale. Rodney meets his big sister, Mel. Troy meets his big sister, Lana. Lana tells him about magic, Troy thinks she's hazing him and oh, Troy. You have so much to learn. Jenny Sparks meets her big brother, Johnny. Oooh, lucky you! AJ meets his big sister, Abigail and there's talk of cityscapres and DC. Bart meets his big brother, Dean. Bart demonstrates his speeding abilities. Anne Shirley meets her big brother, Teddy. Anemone meets her big sister, Z and Z doodles a sea anemone that she lets Anemone keep. Chad, Alphonse, Will and Johnny Blaze are all looking for their big or little siblings.
Jenny and Claire introduce themselves. Troy and AJ discuss basketball and art, Anne Shirley is shocked at having a boy roommate, Alec and Johnny Blaze meet, Sokka and Rodney screw up each other's names. Oh, I can see MANY fun times in that room. Not dirty. Anemone is looking for Zarine.
Rikku is shocked that Jay and Silent Bob are teachers. Thursday, Hades, Dale, Wilson, Zoe, John Winchester, The Jerries, Steve Rogers, Vala and Squall are all in the teacher area looking all teacher-ly. Except Vala. She looks like my fiancee.
Claire stares at Steve Peter. We all do that, Claire. That giant wart on Steve Peter's nose will go away someday. Liz and Namine wave to each other. Clarie grabs some food and looks around. Annette meets Claire and tells her Sabriel's very nice, Animal points out that Claire's a woman, Dean tells Claire about the school going up in a fireball of school, Rikku tells her she's from Spira, River directs Claire to Buffy for cheerleading questions, Dick says he's from Neptune the city and Claire asks him about aliens at the school. Oh, Claire, dear. If you only knew. Robin and Claire decide Fandom is like an adventure!
Annette asks how Dick hurt his hand and...just stop all thoughts about that right now. River tries to keep voice separate, Lana's glad River's back, River and Qui-Gon meet and talk about the ocean and dancing, River meets Inara and they discover they're from nearly the same galaxy, and Bridge asks how River's vacation was. I wish I was on a vacation right now. Far away from squirrels and radios.
Johnny Storm is cruising for chicks. Lana says hi to Johnny and Johnny asks if Jim's going anywhere. Johnny shows off at Claire. Claire? Not so much with the impressed. Ronan asks how Johnny's doing and then tells him not to be a prick. Not a brick. Prick.
Andrew hung out with his food. I know I always like to get a bag of Doritos and take it with me to the movies. Good show, Andrew. Annette and Andrew meet and talk about the heartland versus New York. John Sheppard meets Andrew. Andrew flails a lot and John tries to put him at ease. Andrew meets his new roomie, Bart, and they decide who gets what side of the room, Andrew tells Dean he's from the Hellmouth. Is that someone with some really rank bad breath? Rikku bounces up to Andrew and Andrew tells her she needs to meet Bart, and Dawn tries to sneak away from Andrew!
Animal chills out with some onion dip. Animal tells Isabel the new students are pretty, Animal offers AJ some onion dip, Animal shows off to Rikku his ability to play the food table, offers Dean some onion dip, and flings onion dip at River. Animal plays a tune for Anemone, says hello to Robin, and high fives Sokka.
Isabel messes with Johnny by telling him she's brokenhearted that he spaced on their date. And he believes her for a minute. Sam's guarding the food. Dean tells Sam his new little sib eats even more than he does.
Troy looks around for people. Eve says hi and checks to see how he's coping with all the weirdness. Annette warns troy about mer-people, gremlins and other Fandom oddities. Rikku bounces at Troy about dimensions and aliens and weirdness.
Chad and Bart have a conversation and Bart keeps running away for food anytime Chad pauses for longer than a second. AJ is watching for food and people. Isabel tells AJ her first roommate was a guy and AJ wishes his roommate was a pretty girl. Dean tells AJ about recent Fandom weirdness, AJ and Annette discuss nicknames, and AJ is surprised that Rikku's not a cheerleader.
Rikku tells Gavin she's trading him in for a better little sib. Gavin emo's. They emo at each other before hugging it out! Bart has several plates going at once. Qui-Gon tells Bart's he's an alien, Rikku and Bart talk super fast at each other, and Gavin's chilling at the picnic. Gavin and Qui-Gon are happy not to be newbies anymore. Gavin and River discuss the fun of flying!
Ronan is all about the food. Ronan and Isabel discuss different types of wizarding and Ronan catches River browsing through his mind.
Anemone is nervous about the new people. Marco and Anemone introduce themselves and discuss people turning into penguins, Dean thinks Anemone is a pretty name, Sam points out good snacks to Anemone, Namine tells Anemone that it's safe here, and Robin introduces himself to Anemone.
Buffy tells Claire to try out for cheerleading. Alec goes shirtless! Ronan also goes shirtless. Bart asks if Alec's a clone and Alec explains dopplegangers to Bart. Dean approves of Alec's regard for tradition.
And there's yet more fun at the picnic that never ends. God, people, shut up! I need to go to bed. Dean checks up on Charlie, and Donnie lets Buffy know about Mikey's predicament as a wee small turtle. Donnie arrives late with a sad little turtle in his hands.
I HATE EVERYONE. YOU GUYS NEVER SHUT UP. GOOD GRAVY.
Dick refills his drink and checks out the new kids. Johnny Storm offers to help Charlie with her powers, River can't remember if she met Johnny Storm. River wants to know why he's shirtless. Dean warns Johnny not to hurt Charlie. Annette refuses to look at shirtless!Johnny.
Charlie meets Johnny Blaze and tells him about aliens exploding the school. Annette fills Johnny Blaze in on radio, Dean welcome Johnny Blaze and they discuss going to different schools in different places. Buffy is disgusted by Dawn's choice of food, River tells Dawn about her trip home, Dean compliments Dawn's sandwich, not dirty, and Sokka lusts after Dawn's sandwich, not dirty. Inara feeds whatever's in the pond these days. Xander and Bridge discuss the need for a crazy vampire limit, and Isabel tells Xander about meeting Andrew Wells. You people all need to shut up right now. I hate you all. EVERYONE. Oh god, I feel like crying. Mac hangs out, Bridge introduces himself to Jenny Sparks. Jenny smokes. Sokka tries to chat with his mouth full.
That's all from me tonight. EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP.