Fandom Radio, Sunday Morning
Wow, there is a lot of alcohol here. A whooooole lot. Not that I'm complaining because I'm taking at least half of this home with me. But still. Loads of booze. And one crying squirrel. Okay, cool. That's a thing now.
Let's just get this welcome picnic started because all of you *AIRHORN*ers were there. And talked so *AIRHORN*ing much. So, people met up with their siblings to learn all about the weird *AIRHORN* we put up with here. We haaaaad Kuzco let Peridot know that he was just here to visit and wouldn't be staying. Oh, I'm sure that'll go well for him. Roscoe gave Negasonic Teenage Warhead a cupcake. And no, I'll never stop using the full name. Because it's awesome. So man I picked Deadpool and not that. Ahsoka got to deal with Rhys being an adult who looked like a teen. Creepy. Someone call Chris Hansen. Margaery and her extra vowels met Ringo to learn she was a stranger in a strange land. Ada let Faith know all about the parks on island because she wasn't used to them. I hope she's from a hellish cyberpunk dystopian future. Those are pretty cool. Oh, and Eric gave Khadgar a swag bag. Which is rude because none of us got one.
And hey, new roommates happened too! I wonder how many will end in murder attempts. Xanthippe told Ringo she was going to complain about this, so there's a possible murderer. Cassandra and Lucille were happy and talked about friendship bracelets or some other *AIRHORN* I don't know. It wasn't as much fun. Kira found out she and Negasonic Teenage Warhead would be rooming together. I hope this room doesn't end with murder. Rhys was mad about sharing a room and Kuzco was mad about sharing a room with a peasant. I smell a sitcom! Khadgar and Faith decided they weren't each other's worst options. Probably saw the two other murder rooms.
Oh, and here are the mostly cool people, the teachers. Which includes me. Peter and Jono talked about how Hannibal and him failed to get married again because of Morpheus. Electroclash the office thief met Kanan's dog. Which is rude because I'm pretty sure that dude is a furry. Cecil asked him if he met anygood students at the picnic. Peter was also all over Kanan, but to ask if he was allowed there as he's not a teacher. The answer is no. Kanan disagreed with my answer. Kanan was totally wrong because I'm always right about things. Atton and the office thief talked about if any of the kids looked interesting. Obi-Wan was told that Mr. Peanutbutter licked Kanan's dog. And I have to drink this entire bottle of rum now to burn it from my brain.
*Pleasant Hold Music*
IT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL. Oh god, whyyyyy. Okay. Okay. Power on through this *AIRHORN*. You've got this.Maximum effort. Alright, Anakin and Obi-Wan talked about their class size and I'm assuming it was rife with innuendo and sexual tension. Peter tried to break them up by asking Obi-Wan about his ethics class. Kuzco complained to the principal about his living situation, but she didn't care. Eh, one of them will be dead in a week. I'm putting down odds on it. Eliot was concerned for Hannibal's safety and--*snickering*--I'm sorry, I'm having a laughing fit for no reason at all. Negasonic Teenage Warhead was super excited to see me because I'm amazing. *AIRHORN* you, squirrels. Vanessa and I were a little concerned about having Hank McCoy's cousin as a teacher. But Mr. Peanutbutter was pretty happy to be here anyway. Because Kanan was welcoming. Kanan, we'll discuss this after dinner. Kanan also went and introduced himself to Anakin while being nervouse about it for some reason. Probably because of the guy's hair. Finally, Ahsoka shared what she'd been up to as a sibling with Anakin.
No, this isn't over yet. Yes, I'm gonna keep talking. Well, typing really. Different medias makes this hard. And that is, indeed, what she said. So, people could mingle about some more. Like Xanthippe and Negasonic Teenage Warhead who I think are now dating. And that's adorable. Jalian and Peridot talked about the island being back where it should be and how much Peridot hates Earth. Which is hurtful, it's right there. Peridot told Peter about Kuzco not wanting to be here. Dante wandered around in leather pants and gloves for aesthetics, but Ada was into it. Ringo and him discussed how difficult it is to put on tight clothing. I'll agree, because this outfit is basically a body condom. Margaery asked him what they do for fun here and I'm pretty sure she wants to break off a piece of that. Thorin was happy Blue was back and they caught up. Kira and Ringo talked about their lack of after graduation plans. Which is a year off. Just sayin'.
Thorin and Lucille sniped at each other about her staying out of the sun like a genteel lady. She tried to not talk to Ringo, but that happened anyway. And then was happy to talk with Peter. Ada was all pleased that Roscoe was shirtless and they talked about tattoos. I hope it's a name of a relationship that'll last forever. He and Ringo were super happy with their near public nudity. Yeah, that seems normal. Ringo introduced herself to Peter who I am starting to think isn't a student. Anders and Jalian ranked the newbies on attractiveness to see if they'll fit in. Margaery met Anders and was sad to find they weren't from the same magical world. Then Thorin and Anders talked about doing dumb *AIRHORN* and why it was dumb. That clears things up. Thanks a lot, guys. Ringo and Anders discussed the rooming and friends with benefits thing he has going with Dante. Whoooo he then talked to about the newbies before they went in on the benefits.
Give me more of that *AIRHORN* rum. This is taking forever.
Ahsoka and Ringo talked about their summers. What with the turning into ponies and screaming suns and all that. You know. Just a normal time. Ada and Isabela were watched the shirtless goth kid. Speaking of goth, Lucille and Margaery discussed their clothing and how to get more. I vote theft, but that's just me. Thorin also met Margaery--christ, that name is a *AIRHORN* to spell--and they talked about elves and Peter Jackson stuff. Faith was in a tree because that seems like a normal place to go. Which was why Dante ripped on her. Moderately redeemed yourself, goth kid. Ringo checked that she wasn't stuck up there like a cat. Tip took pictures of people before talking with Roscoe, Ringo, and Hanna about what they've all been up to this summer. Just a lil' interdimensional traveling. No big. Happens all the time. Negasonic Teenage Warhead told Rhys to stop whining because she's great like that. So, he promptly whined to Dante instead. Ada unnerved Lucille with her lack of clothing--if these kids are turning nudist, I'm peacing out of this place. Even if Ringo thought it was okay.
Blue introduced herself to Negasonic Teenage Warhead---okay, that is getting annoying to say every time--and talked about how weird this place can be. But still better than the X-Mansion. Tip found out about that place where it blows up at least once a year. While I'll never join those boyscouts. That and I'm too edgy for them. Ringo also jumped on the Negasonic train and Dante liked her hair. Aesthetic. Tip took a picture of that Kuzco kid while he judged the free food. Heathen that he is. Free things are great. Khadgar and Thorin did the usual song and dance about not being from the same world. So did he and Margaery, it seems. Man, it's like a Renaissance Faire out there. Ringo offered to show him about phones because they aren't evil bricks of magic voices. And, finally, Ringo helped some kid named Shiemi with food.
That's all there is. I'm taking these bottles and I'm drinking until I have to teach your sorry *AIRHORN*. Enjoy your last day of freedom, kiddos.
Let's just get this welcome picnic started because all of you *AIRHORN*ers were there. And talked so *AIRHORN*ing much. So, people met up with their siblings to learn all about the weird *AIRHORN* we put up with here. We haaaaad Kuzco let Peridot know that he was just here to visit and wouldn't be staying. Oh, I'm sure that'll go well for him. Roscoe gave Negasonic Teenage Warhead a cupcake. And no, I'll never stop using the full name. Because it's awesome. So man I picked Deadpool and not that. Ahsoka got to deal with Rhys being an adult who looked like a teen. Creepy. Someone call Chris Hansen. Margaery and her extra vowels met Ringo to learn she was a stranger in a strange land. Ada let Faith know all about the parks on island because she wasn't used to them. I hope she's from a hellish cyberpunk dystopian future. Those are pretty cool. Oh, and Eric gave Khadgar a swag bag. Which is rude because none of us got one.
And hey, new roommates happened too! I wonder how many will end in murder attempts. Xanthippe told Ringo she was going to complain about this, so there's a possible murderer. Cassandra and Lucille were happy and talked about friendship bracelets or some other *AIRHORN* I don't know. It wasn't as much fun. Kira found out she and Negasonic Teenage Warhead would be rooming together. I hope this room doesn't end with murder. Rhys was mad about sharing a room and Kuzco was mad about sharing a room with a peasant. I smell a sitcom! Khadgar and Faith decided they weren't each other's worst options. Probably saw the two other murder rooms.
Oh, and here are the mostly cool people, the teachers. Which includes me. Peter and Jono talked about how Hannibal and him failed to get married again because of Morpheus. Electroclash the office thief met Kanan's dog. Which is rude because I'm pretty sure that dude is a furry. Cecil asked him if he met anygood students at the picnic. Peter was also all over Kanan, but to ask if he was allowed there as he's not a teacher. The answer is no. Kanan disagreed with my answer. Kanan was totally wrong because I'm always right about things. Atton and the office thief talked about if any of the kids looked interesting. Obi-Wan was told that Mr. Peanutbutter licked Kanan's dog. And I have to drink this entire bottle of rum now to burn it from my brain.
*Pleasant Hold Music*
IT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL. Oh god, whyyyyy. Okay. Okay. Power on through this *AIRHORN*. You've got this.Maximum effort. Alright, Anakin and Obi-Wan talked about their class size and I'm assuming it was rife with innuendo and sexual tension. Peter tried to break them up by asking Obi-Wan about his ethics class. Kuzco complained to the principal about his living situation, but she didn't care. Eh, one of them will be dead in a week. I'm putting down odds on it. Eliot was concerned for Hannibal's safety and--*snickering*--I'm sorry, I'm having a laughing fit for no reason at all. Negasonic Teenage Warhead was super excited to see me because I'm amazing. *AIRHORN* you, squirrels. Vanessa and I were a little concerned about having Hank McCoy's cousin as a teacher. But Mr. Peanutbutter was pretty happy to be here anyway. Because Kanan was welcoming. Kanan, we'll discuss this after dinner. Kanan also went and introduced himself to Anakin while being nervouse about it for some reason. Probably because of the guy's hair. Finally, Ahsoka shared what she'd been up to as a sibling with Anakin.
No, this isn't over yet. Yes, I'm gonna keep talking. Well, typing really. Different medias makes this hard. And that is, indeed, what she said. So, people could mingle about some more. Like Xanthippe and Negasonic Teenage Warhead who I think are now dating. And that's adorable. Jalian and Peridot talked about the island being back where it should be and how much Peridot hates Earth. Which is hurtful, it's right there. Peridot told Peter about Kuzco not wanting to be here. Dante wandered around in leather pants and gloves for aesthetics, but Ada was into it. Ringo and him discussed how difficult it is to put on tight clothing. I'll agree, because this outfit is basically a body condom. Margaery asked him what they do for fun here and I'm pretty sure she wants to break off a piece of that. Thorin was happy Blue was back and they caught up. Kira and Ringo talked about their lack of after graduation plans. Which is a year off. Just sayin'.
Thorin and Lucille sniped at each other about her staying out of the sun like a genteel lady. She tried to not talk to Ringo, but that happened anyway. And then was happy to talk with Peter. Ada was all pleased that Roscoe was shirtless and they talked about tattoos. I hope it's a name of a relationship that'll last forever. He and Ringo were super happy with their near public nudity. Yeah, that seems normal. Ringo introduced herself to Peter who I am starting to think isn't a student. Anders and Jalian ranked the newbies on attractiveness to see if they'll fit in. Margaery met Anders and was sad to find they weren't from the same magical world. Then Thorin and Anders talked about doing dumb *AIRHORN* and why it was dumb. That clears things up. Thanks a lot, guys. Ringo and Anders discussed the rooming and friends with benefits thing he has going with Dante. Whoooo he then talked to about the newbies before they went in on the benefits.
Give me more of that *AIRHORN* rum. This is taking forever.
Ahsoka and Ringo talked about their summers. What with the turning into ponies and screaming suns and all that. You know. Just a normal time. Ada and Isabela were watched the shirtless goth kid. Speaking of goth, Lucille and Margaery discussed their clothing and how to get more. I vote theft, but that's just me. Thorin also met Margaery--christ, that name is a *AIRHORN* to spell--and they talked about elves and Peter Jackson stuff. Faith was in a tree because that seems like a normal place to go. Which was why Dante ripped on her. Moderately redeemed yourself, goth kid. Ringo checked that she wasn't stuck up there like a cat. Tip took pictures of people before talking with Roscoe, Ringo, and Hanna about what they've all been up to this summer. Just a lil' interdimensional traveling. No big. Happens all the time. Negasonic Teenage Warhead told Rhys to stop whining because she's great like that. So, he promptly whined to Dante instead. Ada unnerved Lucille with her lack of clothing--if these kids are turning nudist, I'm peacing out of this place. Even if Ringo thought it was okay.
Blue introduced herself to Negasonic Teenage Warhead---okay, that is getting annoying to say every time--and talked about how weird this place can be. But still better than the X-Mansion. Tip found out about that place where it blows up at least once a year. While I'll never join those boyscouts. That and I'm too edgy for them. Ringo also jumped on the Negasonic train and Dante liked her hair. Aesthetic. Tip took a picture of that Kuzco kid while he judged the free food. Heathen that he is. Free things are great. Khadgar and Thorin did the usual song and dance about not being from the same world. So did he and Margaery, it seems. Man, it's like a Renaissance Faire out there. Ringo offered to show him about phones because they aren't evil bricks of magic voices. And, finally, Ringo helped some kid named Shiemi with food.
That's all there is. I'm taking these bottles and I'm drinking until I have to teach your sorry *AIRHORN*. Enjoy your last day of freedom, kiddos.