Fandom Radio, August 11th
Hey Fandom, this is Hardison with all the news that's fit to read. Which ain't much, so either y'all are off bein' shady somewhere or this new planet's gettin' to most of y'all.
Anyway in School, Outdoorsmanship 101 was out lookin' for bugs an' flora an' fauna an' stuff. But when I do the same thing on my phone, I'm bein' childish. Hmph. Sex Ed covered gender identity, which is awesome an' sure as hell wasn't covered in my high school, then How To Be Awesome got to play with puppies an'--all the squirrels just screamed in unison. C'mon, y'all! You're squirrels! Ain't dogs your natural enemies or somethin'? Not that I'm arguin', cause puppies are cute as heck.
Dorms were quiet, but Town, Peter, who I still ain't met, was puttin' together bouquets at Covent Garden. Yo, Peter, you got any flowers that say, I'm sorry I went off to fight Nazis without you? Uhh, askin' for a friend. An' Hannibal got a casserole at Fandom Island an' Counseling Services. Well, that's nice.
*Chittering*
Wait, tuna? Ew. Never mind. A'ight, Fandom, Hardison out.
Anyway in School, Outdoorsmanship 101 was out lookin' for bugs an' flora an' fauna an' stuff. But when I do the same thing on my phone, I'm bein' childish. Hmph. Sex Ed covered gender identity, which is awesome an' sure as hell wasn't covered in my high school, then How To Be Awesome got to play with puppies an'--all the squirrels just screamed in unison. C'mon, y'all! You're squirrels! Ain't dogs your natural enemies or somethin'? Not that I'm arguin', cause puppies are cute as heck.
Dorms were quiet, but Town, Peter, who I still ain't met, was puttin' together bouquets at Covent Garden. Yo, Peter, you got any flowers that say, I'm sorry I went off to fight Nazis without you? Uhh, askin' for a friend. An' Hannibal got a casserole at Fandom Island an' Counseling Services. Well, that's nice.
*Chittering*
Wait, tuna? Ew. Never mind. A'ight, Fandom, Hardison out.