Fandom Radio, August 4th
Hey Fandom, this is-- *angry chittering* What do you mean you didn't think I was here? Where the heck would I be? *More chittering* You thought I died huntin' pocket monsters on my phone? That's just rude as hell! Naw, I'm here an' I'm fine an' I'd like to get this broadcast underway if y'all will be so kind.
So, yeah, now that we've agreed that rumors of my death've been greatly exaggerated, let's hop over to School, where Outdoorsmanship 101 got to explore Frankticon VII which sounds more like a fan convention than a planet. Sex Ed had a movie day, cause Constantine was hung--err, was indisposed. See, I got you, fam. An' How to be Awesome was straight up canceled.
Man, is it just me or is the island been creepily quiet recently. We must be still recoverin' from the screamin' sun.
Anyway, over in Dorms, Lucille woke up an' WASN'T a moth, which is good for everybody to do. Also wakin' up was Dante who was lookin' for his cigarettes before rememberin' he quit, an' Anders brought him a muffin' an' then there was cuddlin' an' talk of who gets to worry who, after Dante...why does it mention him bein' worried about where his insides were?! Dammit, y'all! Insides are s'posed to remain inside, s'why they call 'em that! An' then it led to makin' out an', y'know, I'm startin' to wonder how much of that is just some damn coping mech--
*angry chittering*
I'm bein' told that my job is to read notes, not play armchair psychologist. I'd like to note that ain't neither of these my job, since I ain't gettin' paid. But anyway, we have notes in Town, where Pinkie was bouncin' down Pie Lane a street I did not know existed until just now, when she ended up buyin' a damn party store. Which I also did not know existed till now. Kitty was just as excited as Pinkie--pics or it didn't happen--an' promised to buy a party cannon. Kanan was in the Park an' found himself leadin' a parade of animals an' people, all in rapid succession. First came Hannibal, who was out for a jog an' they talked about employment opportunities for Kanan, assumin' his Pied Piper gig don't pan out. Then Cecil was walkin' an' stopped to coo at a dog a lot. Bob wasn't walkin' or joggin', but found himself in the park anyway, an' informed Kanan the cute dog probably belonged to him now. Which is the way ownership over anythin' works in Fandom, just ask Eliot. Jalian was trainin' an' complainin' how the bright lights an' colors hurt her eyes. An' lastly, Peter who was just hangin' outside, talked with Kanan about how ownership just happens, just like I said previously.
Yo, who do I gotta bother to get folks to visit me this much? *Chittering* What do you mean actually show up for work? I don't even work there! A'ight Fandom, have a good day, this is Hardison, signin' off!
So, yeah, now that we've agreed that rumors of my death've been greatly exaggerated, let's hop over to School, where Outdoorsmanship 101 got to explore Frankticon VII which sounds more like a fan convention than a planet. Sex Ed had a movie day, cause Constantine was hung--err, was indisposed. See, I got you, fam. An' How to be Awesome was straight up canceled.
Man, is it just me or is the island been creepily quiet recently. We must be still recoverin' from the screamin' sun.
Anyway, over in Dorms, Lucille woke up an' WASN'T a moth, which is good for everybody to do. Also wakin' up was Dante who was lookin' for his cigarettes before rememberin' he quit, an' Anders brought him a muffin' an' then there was cuddlin' an' talk of who gets to worry who, after Dante...why does it mention him bein' worried about where his insides were?! Dammit, y'all! Insides are s'posed to remain inside, s'why they call 'em that! An' then it led to makin' out an', y'know, I'm startin' to wonder how much of that is just some damn coping mech--
*angry chittering*
I'm bein' told that my job is to read notes, not play armchair psychologist. I'd like to note that ain't neither of these my job, since I ain't gettin' paid. But anyway, we have notes in Town, where Pinkie was bouncin' down Pie Lane a street I did not know existed until just now, when she ended up buyin' a damn party store. Which I also did not know existed till now. Kitty was just as excited as Pinkie--pics or it didn't happen--an' promised to buy a party cannon. Kanan was in the Park an' found himself leadin' a parade of animals an' people, all in rapid succession. First came Hannibal, who was out for a jog an' they talked about employment opportunities for Kanan, assumin' his Pied Piper gig don't pan out. Then Cecil was walkin' an' stopped to coo at a dog a lot. Bob wasn't walkin' or joggin', but found himself in the park anyway, an' informed Kanan the cute dog probably belonged to him now. Which is the way ownership over anythin' works in Fandom, just ask Eliot. Jalian was trainin' an' complainin' how the bright lights an' colors hurt her eyes. An' lastly, Peter who was just hangin' outside, talked with Kanan about how ownership just happens, just like I said previously.
Yo, who do I gotta bother to get folks to visit me this much? *Chittering* What do you mean actually show up for work? I don't even work there! A'ight Fandom, have a good day, this is Hardison, signin' off!