Hey folks, Clint Barton here, with all the Fourth of July news I can decipher. It looks like everything major happened in town;
Jessica was stuck outside her room at the Arms Hotel wearing just her underwear and looking like she'd had one hell of a day. The squirrels like the blue hair, for the record. At
Wonka's, Flick set up a red, white, and blue display, as is required of all Americans on the Fourth. At
J,GOB, York ordered patriotic donuts and got into a bickering discussion with Washington and if the squirrels wave that glitter flag any closer to my face I'm going to take it and stick it somewhere uncomfortable.
*chittering*
Yeah, don't test me. Lastly, Allie was out on the
beach to see if she could see any fireworks from Fandom. I'm just glad we didn't have any of those random firework vendors that show up in parking lots every June. I hope everyone had a nice holiday, and stay safe, folks.