Fandom Radio, August 15
Ahoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy there, Fandom! This is Acting Private Lieutenanteer Archie Kennedy with you on this fine and oddly fuzzy night -- hard to starboard, look out for those rocks! Oh. That's just my microphone. *giggle* I had sake. It rhymes with hockey. I played hockey a little bit last fall! And there is news! Yes! That's why I'm here. And pretty blinking lights. They're more interesting than the news!
Incidentally, I'm wearing shorts. That's news!
Shopworking
Scuba-ing met today! They made faces! Out of what? Twinkies? Twinkies from outer space! That has to be it! And after the Twinkie-faces, Willow, Bridge, and Saku -- Sock -- Sake! I like that drink. They talked to Xander. The class about winning friends that doesn't really seem to do that too well pretended to care about each other's problems. There's this lovely Japanese rice wine that does a better job of that, you know. With much less effort!
First Aid practiced on computers. Computers can get sick! They get viruses! I learned about that! But not in First Aid.
And Writing wrote fanfic. I'm sure it was lovely! It really was! Please don't intimately introduce the microphone to any parts of my anatomy, Chloe!
And Rory opened the library today. Hello, Rory! She talked to Hermione about the art of defending against darkness, or some such, and found out from Dawn that Dean was missing. She and Sam, whom I've yet to meet but I hear is cute, did some research. She's green and glowy! Or so my notes say. I think. If I squint! Alec was there too.
In the clinics, Doctor Lambert watched The Denied, and Doctor Troy perused educational material. What sort of education? I'd like to know.
In the Crew Berths, Hopefully With Alcohol (But Probably Not)
In the gym this morning, Cameron was stretchy. Hello, Cameron! Did you ever give me my pillow back? He taught my girlfriend a lesson and told her about his date with Chloe. If there was intimate introduction of any sort I don't know about it. I can't read my notes very well tonight. He talked to Bel about their plans for after they leave, and Bel invited him to have sake with us. That's why he was there! Veronica told Bel about drinking games, and Pip and Cameron compared dates. Dates grow on treeeeeeeeeees! And the dance club that pays no attention to the laws of physics doesn't grow on trees! I think.
Anakin brought Coruscant culture to the lobby today. Did it put up a fight? He talked to Jaye about something called dricklefruit pie. Good Lord, that sounds smurfy. Willow was there but possibly not smurfy, though the food with surprise in its name that Anakin and Bridge were talking about could have been smurfy. Blair wanted Anakin to say hello to the . . . barber temple? Elizabeth Weir wanted to know what the occasion was. One doesn't need a particular occasion for culture! Or sake! Jude was cute with Setsuna and got a souvenir from Tim, who also had a souvenir for Ivanova and talked to Peter who talks a little bit like me. Hamlet wanted to know if the food bites. Food can bite! So can water, if it's been in a wooden barrel for six months! Even though Ivanova decided that food was better than moping, she might rethink that if the food was my old shipboard stores after six months in bad weather. Tim asked Anakin about the trip -- did you fall, Anakin? -- and Rory got candy suggestions. Hello, Rory! Oh, I said that already! And Jude had many, many questions.
In the third floor common room, Peter Parker who does not talk like me was watching the Gelmoore Gals and wondering if Jaye tastes like evil. I don't know what evil tastes like but it certainly can't taste like sake. Callisto mocked his taste, because maybe it was evil, and Marty was concerned about Callisto's health. I hope you didn't get too curious, Marty, or I'd be concerned about yours. I hear you're actually a Gelmoore Gals fan, though! Jamie wanted to be let in through the window. Windows have glass! Glass is clear! It's very easy to walk into if you're not careful! Not that I've done that tonight! Peter and Rory shared Gelmoore Gals gossip, Rory and Marty considered colleges, Rory and Angela contemplated Callisto, Marty and Angela discussed their day, and Angela permitted Peter to partake of -- damn, "jelly beans" doesn't start with a P. Parker's name does, though! She talked anniversaries with Angela and upcoming classes with Peter.
And . . . Callisto is pregnant with Bel's child. Or Angel's. Maybe both. That's what Jaye told Rory, apparently. My notes are very fuzzy.
The flu, which is what Seras has, is not fuzzy though. Neither is cheesecake, which Cameron and Molly shared while talking about their dates. Speaking of dates, Jack Harkness picked Sam Carter up for a picnic date. I don't think these are the kind of dates that grow on trees, though. Pippi was hanging out in her room. Maybe she was dangling from the ceiling by her toes! Willow fed the English Peter, which was probably fuzzy in the adorable way. John, whose one-man menagerie days are sadly behind him, has a defective shark, and apparently Dean has defective visibility, as he and his brother sought help from Alec today.
And there was sake in Bel's room tonight! Phoebe, Veronica, Nadia, Walter, Piper, Pipipipippi, Pip, Cameron, Chloe, Seras, Stark, Cally, Jude, Alphonse, Xander, Bridge, Demyx, and I were there! We played I Never, even though some of us really did, and spun the bottle. It's a very pretty bottle.
On Shore Leave, Where There Is Always Liquor
John Connor was fixing dingbots at Sparky Repairs. Hee, dingbots. I like that word. Dingbots dingbots dingbots! Empire Records had country music today, much to Tim's chagrin. It didn't stop Angela from telling Jamie about her boyfriend, though.
Sister Rosette was reading the Gospel to little old ladies with voices. How many voices did they have? Marie and Tempe were at the Perk tonight, but before that -- I think -- Pippi and Tempe joined Cally in the junkyard. Junkyard? I really have nothing to say about that.
Caritas was quiet, but Cafe Fina was the place to be today, with Nadia working and a special drawing in all the customers. The Doctor had lunch, and Jane who shares my love for tiny paper umbrellas didn't think Nadia was a very good waitress. Sister Rosette and Chrono's sundae ran away! Don't worry, it should turn up between Saturday and Monday! Walter, Pippi, and Pip had lunch to give Nadia moral support. That's damned sporting of you! Conner wanted a fancy lunch, the very attractive Mountie and his very nice hat and dog got food to go, and Clark had lunch as well. Nadia talked to Alfred after her shift. Perhaps you'll get a pay rise, Nadia! You seem to bring in quite the crowd!
And that's all we have tonight, I think. If there's more, that's just too damned bad, because I can't read these notes at all any more. Everything is fuzzy. I'm going to go home and sleep now. Sleep nice and fuzzy. Yes.
*giggle*
So good night, Fandom! This is Private Lieutenant Actingteer Kennedy signing off for the night, wishing you all a . . . I can't remember now.
How do you turn this bloody thing off aga -- *click*
Incidentally, I'm wearing shorts. That's news!
Shopworking
Scuba-ing met today! They made faces! Out of what? Twinkies? Twinkies from outer space! That has to be it! And after the Twinkie-faces, Willow, Bridge, and Saku -- Sock -- Sake! I like that drink. They talked to Xander. The class about winning friends that doesn't really seem to do that too well pretended to care about each other's problems. There's this lovely Japanese rice wine that does a better job of that, you know. With much less effort!
First Aid practiced on computers. Computers can get sick! They get viruses! I learned about that! But not in First Aid.
And Writing wrote fanfic. I'm sure it was lovely! It really was! Please don't intimately introduce the microphone to any parts of my anatomy, Chloe!
And Rory opened the library today. Hello, Rory! She talked to Hermione about the art of defending against darkness, or some such, and found out from Dawn that Dean was missing. She and Sam, whom I've yet to meet but I hear is cute, did some research. She's green and glowy! Or so my notes say. I think. If I squint! Alec was there too.
In the clinics, Doctor Lambert watched The Denied, and Doctor Troy perused educational material. What sort of education? I'd like to know.
In the Crew Berths, Hopefully With Alcohol (But Probably Not)
In the gym this morning, Cameron was stretchy. Hello, Cameron! Did you ever give me my pillow back? He taught my girlfriend a lesson and told her about his date with Chloe. If there was intimate introduction of any sort I don't know about it. I can't read my notes very well tonight. He talked to Bel about their plans for after they leave, and Bel invited him to have sake with us. That's why he was there! Veronica told Bel about drinking games, and Pip and Cameron compared dates. Dates grow on treeeeeeeeeees! And the dance club that pays no attention to the laws of physics doesn't grow on trees! I think.
Anakin brought Coruscant culture to the lobby today. Did it put up a fight? He talked to Jaye about something called dricklefruit pie. Good Lord, that sounds smurfy. Willow was there but possibly not smurfy, though the food with surprise in its name that Anakin and Bridge were talking about could have been smurfy. Blair wanted Anakin to say hello to the . . . barber temple? Elizabeth Weir wanted to know what the occasion was. One doesn't need a particular occasion for culture! Or sake! Jude was cute with Setsuna and got a souvenir from Tim, who also had a souvenir for Ivanova and talked to Peter who talks a little bit like me. Hamlet wanted to know if the food bites. Food can bite! So can water, if it's been in a wooden barrel for six months! Even though Ivanova decided that food was better than moping, she might rethink that if the food was my old shipboard stores after six months in bad weather. Tim asked Anakin about the trip -- did you fall, Anakin? -- and Rory got candy suggestions. Hello, Rory! Oh, I said that already! And Jude had many, many questions.
In the third floor common room, Peter Parker who does not talk like me was watching the Gelmoore Gals and wondering if Jaye tastes like evil. I don't know what evil tastes like but it certainly can't taste like sake. Callisto mocked his taste, because maybe it was evil, and Marty was concerned about Callisto's health. I hope you didn't get too curious, Marty, or I'd be concerned about yours. I hear you're actually a Gelmoore Gals fan, though! Jamie wanted to be let in through the window. Windows have glass! Glass is clear! It's very easy to walk into if you're not careful! Not that I've done that tonight! Peter and Rory shared Gelmoore Gals gossip, Rory and Marty considered colleges, Rory and Angela contemplated Callisto, Marty and Angela discussed their day, and Angela permitted Peter to partake of -- damn, "jelly beans" doesn't start with a P. Parker's name does, though! She talked anniversaries with Angela and upcoming classes with Peter.
And . . . Callisto is pregnant with Bel's child. Or Angel's. Maybe both. That's what Jaye told Rory, apparently. My notes are very fuzzy.
The flu, which is what Seras has, is not fuzzy though. Neither is cheesecake, which Cameron and Molly shared while talking about their dates. Speaking of dates, Jack Harkness picked Sam Carter up for a picnic date. I don't think these are the kind of dates that grow on trees, though. Pippi was hanging out in her room. Maybe she was dangling from the ceiling by her toes! Willow fed the English Peter, which was probably fuzzy in the adorable way. John, whose one-man menagerie days are sadly behind him, has a defective shark, and apparently Dean has defective visibility, as he and his brother sought help from Alec today.
And there was sake in Bel's room tonight! Phoebe, Veronica, Nadia, Walter, Piper, Pipipipippi, Pip, Cameron, Chloe, Seras, Stark, Cally, Jude, Alphonse, Xander, Bridge, Demyx, and I were there! We played I Never, even though some of us really did, and spun the bottle. It's a very pretty bottle.
On Shore Leave, Where There Is Always Liquor
John Connor was fixing dingbots at Sparky Repairs. Hee, dingbots. I like that word. Dingbots dingbots dingbots! Empire Records had country music today, much to Tim's chagrin. It didn't stop Angela from telling Jamie about her boyfriend, though.
Sister Rosette was reading the Gospel to little old ladies with voices. How many voices did they have? Marie and Tempe were at the Perk tonight, but before that -- I think -- Pippi and Tempe joined Cally in the junkyard. Junkyard? I really have nothing to say about that.
Caritas was quiet, but Cafe Fina was the place to be today, with Nadia working and a special drawing in all the customers. The Doctor had lunch, and Jane who shares my love for tiny paper umbrellas didn't think Nadia was a very good waitress. Sister Rosette and Chrono's sundae ran away! Don't worry, it should turn up between Saturday and Monday! Walter, Pippi, and Pip had lunch to give Nadia moral support. That's damned sporting of you! Conner wanted a fancy lunch, the very attractive Mountie and his very nice hat and dog got food to go, and Clark had lunch as well. Nadia talked to Alfred after her shift. Perhaps you'll get a pay rise, Nadia! You seem to bring in quite the crowd!
And that's all we have tonight, I think. If there's more, that's just too damned bad, because I can't read these notes at all any more. Everything is fuzzy. I'm going to go home and sleep now. Sleep nice and fuzzy. Yes.
*giggle*
So good night, Fandom! This is Private Lieutenant Actingteer Kennedy signing off for the night, wishing you all a . . . I can't remember now.
How do you turn this bloody thing off aga -- *click*