WTFH Fandom Radio, Friday, September 9th
Aww! You guys are so cute! I am telling you, back home in Tennessee you might be going in the stew, but -
*frantic chittering*
‘Scuse me?
WELL, then. Hmph.
Hey, y’all, this is Miley Ray coming at you from - what’s this called again?
*chittering*
- WTFH radio, here to bring you the news of the latest stuff goin’ down in this island town, ‘cause… that’ll ward off the frowns! I’ve got a bunch of notes and an empty morning ahead of me, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the morning!
Over at school yesterday, there were a few classes meeting. First off, in Elements of Friendship - which, by the way, is pretty cool, especially since I’m a TA and all - we went on an adventure to Everfree Forest, which is this, like, totally spooky forest with monsters and stuff, for a crazy adventure. Then we all totally fell off a cliff, faced a manticore -- oh, is that what that was called? I thought it was just a random monster thing - and then spooky trees and a sad sea dragon before we got to a castle to talk about overcoming obstacles! And can I say it was, like, way fun? Totally like Indiana Joannie, which by the way is an awesome movie y’all should rent. Or buy. Now available on iTunes for $6.99.
So there were some other classes too, like Sensitivity Training, where the teacher talked about trust exercises and then made everyone do them. Ooh, I used to do that with my dance-uh, team. Dance team. In middle school. Yeah.
And then the other class that met yesterday was Tropes and Scope, where the teacher talked about good and evil in popular action stories - ooh, like Indiana Joannie again! - and then made everyone swordfight. Eep! I hope y’all made it through, ‘cause me with a sword? It would not be pretty.
A buncha teachers had their office hours, too. Mr. Skywalker sent off emails to the teachers about a super secret faculty party - wait, should we know about this? Was I not supposed to say that? It’s in the notes! Seriously!
…These squirrels have remarkable penmanship. Aww, one of them dots her is with little hearts!
Uhh, right, so Mr. Skywalker was emailing Mr. Madrox and Mr. Hercules -- wait, is that his last name? Seriously? That is so cool. And then Katniss stopped by to say she likes his class. That is so going above and beyond. Someone wants an A!
Anywho, then Mr. Madrox had his office hours too, which he spent… building a fort. Cool! And he was playing loud music too - ooh, now I want to know what the music was! - which made Vice Principal Deadpool stop by to suggest a coffee order that Mr. Madrox could request from his TA. So, TA, whoever you are, look out. I am just saying.
Aaaand finally, Mr. Hercules with the awesome name had his office hours too, which he spent playing computer games and chairdancing in his office.
…I should be a teacher.
So after classes there was stuff goin’ on in the dorms too. That skeevy guy Nathan was having trouble with nicotine withdrawal, and crazy-hair-Ramona stopped by and brought him [EDITED OUT BY DISNEY CENSORS] and talked about DARE. Ooh, that totally fun program from fifth grade? I LOVED that. I totally aced it, too.
And then this guy Wesley was up in the common room, taking down some campaign posters and making tea. Dude, you know, if you’re running for public office, you want to actually leave the posters up so people know to vote for you. Just a tip.
…I am so voting for Quinn.
Then Karla stopped in to ask what was up, and apparently it was super awkward. But they shared some tea! So, you know, that’s fun. I’m more of a frappuccino girl myself. Then Karla and Annie talked all awkwardy about class yesterday, where I guess they had some kinda duplicates who punched each other? Okay, that makes, like, no sense. Y’all figure it out. And then Wesley and Annie talked even more awkwardly about their classes, which I guess are kinda weird. Hey, if your teacher doesn’t turn from a cat into a naked dude right in front of you eyes, I don’t think you get to call it weird, okay?
Okay, so! Now on to town!
This girl Stephanie was on a park bench and I guess she got stuck? Ooh. Belt loops. I’ve been there. Also, handcuffs. Been there too. My best friend Lilly and I -
*excited chittering*
Huh?
Oh! Right! Anyway. So then Raven -- wait, Raven Baxter the designer? I love her work! I didn’t know she was on the island! …Oh. Different Raven. So she went to help Stephanie get unstuck, but then she got stuck too. And then this guy K came and brought them some kind of package. To the park? That doesn’t sound all that credible.
Anywho, then there was the clinic, where Scully was offering nicotine patches to people. Oh! Skeevy Nathan, if you’re out there, you should totally look into one of those. I am just saying.
Alex Aaron was singing poetry to himself at Wellspring Arms, which just sounds totally cool to me. I mean, so many guys are too macho for poetry, but singing to yourself like that? That is so totally sensitive. Way to go, Alex.
Mr. Fraser -- I’m not really sure who that is - was in the lobby of the MHA apartments, drinking some cider. Yum!
Then at Caritas, Kenzi who is SUPER NICE AND VERY GENEROUS TO PEOPLE was looking for all the… beverages. And then Bo stopped by and ordered a drink. Probably milk, or maybe a nice juice box! Milk does build healthy teeth and bones. Haaay.
At The Devil’s Nest, Mr. Sparrow was all sad because he couldn’t find any of the [EDITED OUT BY DISNEY CENSORS]. Mr. Skywalker was all grumpy and drinking a Coke, and Mr. Hercules tried to cheer him up! Aww, that was nice of him! Mr. Madrox came and sat down, and Mr. Skywalker asked him where all the [EDITED OUT BY DISNEY CENSORS] was, and Mr. Madrox said he hid it and won’t tell where it is until Mr. Skywalker tells him what he uses on his hair. I don’t even have class with him, but I think we’d all like to know that. Then Mr. Lannister asks why he’s all grumpy, and Mr. Skywalker explains that all the [EDITED OUT BY DISNEY CENSORS] is gone. They talk about sending someone to get it, but then they decide not to and just introduce themselves.
Then Mr. Ohio -- ha! Really? Dude, state names for last names are THE BEST - told Mr. Lannister that Mr. Sparrow was all sad because the [EDITED OUT BY DISNEY CENSORS] was gone, and Mr. Lannister was sorta rude back. Not a good way to make friends! And then Vice Principal Deadpool decided that they needed [EDITED OUT BY DISNEY CENSORS] and suggested a trip to a [EDITED OUT BY DISNEY CENSORS]. And then he and Mr. Lannister introduced themselves and all that.
So that’s it for the news of yesterday, Fandom Island! Now, how about we take some callers? Or, ooh, can I play a song for y’all? I know this great new song by Ha -
*click*
*frantic chittering*
‘Scuse me?
WELL, then. Hmph.
Hey, y’all, this is Miley Ray coming at you from - what’s this called again?
*chittering*
- WTFH radio, here to bring you the news of the latest stuff goin’ down in this island town, ‘cause… that’ll ward off the frowns! I’ve got a bunch of notes and an empty morning ahead of me, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the morning!
Over at school yesterday, there were a few classes meeting. First off, in Elements of Friendship - which, by the way, is pretty cool, especially since I’m a TA and all - we went on an adventure to Everfree Forest, which is this, like, totally spooky forest with monsters and stuff, for a crazy adventure. Then we all totally fell off a cliff, faced a manticore -- oh, is that what that was called? I thought it was just a random monster thing - and then spooky trees and a sad sea dragon before we got to a castle to talk about overcoming obstacles! And can I say it was, like, way fun? Totally like Indiana Joannie, which by the way is an awesome movie y’all should rent. Or buy. Now available on iTunes for $6.99.
So there were some other classes too, like Sensitivity Training, where the teacher talked about trust exercises and then made everyone do them. Ooh, I used to do that with my dance-uh, team. Dance team. In middle school. Yeah.
And then the other class that met yesterday was Tropes and Scope, where the teacher talked about good and evil in popular action stories - ooh, like Indiana Joannie again! - and then made everyone swordfight. Eep! I hope y’all made it through, ‘cause me with a sword? It would not be pretty.
A buncha teachers had their office hours, too. Mr. Skywalker sent off emails to the teachers about a super secret faculty party - wait, should we know about this? Was I not supposed to say that? It’s in the notes! Seriously!
…These squirrels have remarkable penmanship. Aww, one of them dots her is with little hearts!
Uhh, right, so Mr. Skywalker was emailing Mr. Madrox and Mr. Hercules -- wait, is that his last name? Seriously? That is so cool. And then Katniss stopped by to say she likes his class. That is so going above and beyond. Someone wants an A!
Anywho, then Mr. Madrox had his office hours too, which he spent… building a fort. Cool! And he was playing loud music too - ooh, now I want to know what the music was! - which made Vice Principal Deadpool stop by to suggest a coffee order that Mr. Madrox could request from his TA. So, TA, whoever you are, look out. I am just saying.
Aaaand finally, Mr. Hercules with the awesome name had his office hours too, which he spent playing computer games and chairdancing in his office.
…I should be a teacher.
So after classes there was stuff goin’ on in the dorms too. That skeevy guy Nathan was having trouble with nicotine withdrawal, and crazy-hair-Ramona stopped by and brought him [EDITED OUT BY DISNEY CENSORS] and talked about DARE. Ooh, that totally fun program from fifth grade? I LOVED that. I totally aced it, too.
And then this guy Wesley was up in the common room, taking down some campaign posters and making tea. Dude, you know, if you’re running for public office, you want to actually leave the posters up so people know to vote for you. Just a tip.
…I am so voting for Quinn.
Then Karla stopped in to ask what was up, and apparently it was super awkward. But they shared some tea! So, you know, that’s fun. I’m more of a frappuccino girl myself. Then Karla and Annie talked all awkwardy about class yesterday, where I guess they had some kinda duplicates who punched each other? Okay, that makes, like, no sense. Y’all figure it out. And then Wesley and Annie talked even more awkwardly about their classes, which I guess are kinda weird. Hey, if your teacher doesn’t turn from a cat into a naked dude right in front of you eyes, I don’t think you get to call it weird, okay?
Okay, so! Now on to town!
This girl Stephanie was on a park bench and I guess she got stuck? Ooh. Belt loops. I’ve been there. Also, handcuffs. Been there too. My best friend Lilly and I -
*excited chittering*
Huh?
Oh! Right! Anyway. So then Raven -- wait, Raven Baxter the designer? I love her work! I didn’t know she was on the island! …Oh. Different Raven. So she went to help Stephanie get unstuck, but then she got stuck too. And then this guy K came and brought them some kind of package. To the park? That doesn’t sound all that credible.
Anywho, then there was the clinic, where Scully was offering nicotine patches to people. Oh! Skeevy Nathan, if you’re out there, you should totally look into one of those. I am just saying.
Alex Aaron was singing poetry to himself at Wellspring Arms, which just sounds totally cool to me. I mean, so many guys are too macho for poetry, but singing to yourself like that? That is so totally sensitive. Way to go, Alex.
Mr. Fraser -- I’m not really sure who that is - was in the lobby of the MHA apartments, drinking some cider. Yum!
Then at Caritas, Kenzi who is SUPER NICE AND VERY GENEROUS TO PEOPLE was looking for all the… beverages. And then Bo stopped by and ordered a drink. Probably milk, or maybe a nice juice box! Milk does build healthy teeth and bones. Haaay.
At The Devil’s Nest, Mr. Sparrow was all sad because he couldn’t find any of the [EDITED OUT BY DISNEY CENSORS]. Mr. Skywalker was all grumpy and drinking a Coke, and Mr. Hercules tried to cheer him up! Aww, that was nice of him! Mr. Madrox came and sat down, and Mr. Skywalker asked him where all the [EDITED OUT BY DISNEY CENSORS] was, and Mr. Madrox said he hid it and won’t tell where it is until Mr. Skywalker tells him what he uses on his hair. I don’t even have class with him, but I think we’d all like to know that. Then Mr. Lannister asks why he’s all grumpy, and Mr. Skywalker explains that all the [EDITED OUT BY DISNEY CENSORS] is gone. They talk about sending someone to get it, but then they decide not to and just introduce themselves.
Then Mr. Ohio -- ha! Really? Dude, state names for last names are THE BEST - told Mr. Lannister that Mr. Sparrow was all sad because the [EDITED OUT BY DISNEY CENSORS] was gone, and Mr. Lannister was sorta rude back. Not a good way to make friends! And then Vice Principal Deadpool decided that they needed [EDITED OUT BY DISNEY CENSORS] and suggested a trip to a [EDITED OUT BY DISNEY CENSORS]. And then he and Mr. Lannister introduced themselves and all that.
So that’s it for the news of yesterday, Fandom Island! Now, how about we take some callers? Or, ooh, can I play a song for y’all? I know this great new song by Ha -
*click*