Fandom Radio, Sunday, June 26th
Reno: Yo, Fandom! Welcome to another fun-filled Sunday mornin’ broadcast with your two teachers in red! Sanity: optional. An’ kinda overrated, yo.
Deadpool: Hey now, I’m just aware on a different plane. It’s perfectly rational!
Reno: Oh, that’s what they’re callin’ it now?
Deadpool: Plus, I’m freakin’ everywhere these days. Post-modern antihero and all that jazz.
Reno: I always pick up so much useful vocabulary when we do these radio shows together, man. Is there some kinda convenient word for “assload of notes fobbed off on us by drunk rodents?”
Deadpool: Yes, but it’s not safe for the radio!
Reno: Fair enough! Let’s read off this assload of notes fobbed off on us by drunk rodents so I can get back to enjoyin’ the breathtakin’ scenery that our current locale has to offer, yo.
Deadpool:They wear no tops!
Reno: In the School yesterday, Bod was back from Kansas, makin' a list of provisions that he's gonna need to take with him when he goes back again, yo. While the squirrels say they're upset they ain't got food in Kansas, all the advice I really have to offer is that beans are easy to grow. Seriously. They'll sprout in wet friggin' toilet paper, man.
Deadpool: ...are you gonna be teachin’ biology then?
Reno: Nah. Class I’m gonna be teachin’ with Cindy is gonna be about beatin’ things up with... pretty much anything. Maybe beans in toilet paper. I ain’t makin’ no promises on that one, yo.
Deadpool: Nice. Nice. Over in the townly bits, Vincent showed up at the brand spankin' new Cafe Lukes. Lacey meets Vincent and gets told why his place is half in hers. He got peanut butter in her chocolate! She got chocolate in his peanut butter! Peter Bishop was off at the park, feeding those ravenous ducks. Bastards. K-Mart said hey to him and then reminded him about zombies and gremlin bites. Ah, Fandom. Scully also showed up to be all jealous that he's old and she's not. Wow, that's a new one.
Reno: Just wait until she’s shakin’ a cane at the kids on her lawn. She’ll regret that one someday, yo.
Deadpool: Damn you kids! Dani brought the horses extra sugar because she likes her horses hyperactive. Mary was on the phone when Hope showed up to offer help in a mafia style. I'm thinkin' this was an offer she couldn't refuse. Roy was doing research at work and... Bo was busy yelling about Scrabble. Goddamn that game.
Reno: Ain’t never been good at that one. They don’t let me make up words for it, an’ nobody around here believes that a Moogle’s not just some nonsense thing, yo.
Deadpool: Because Moogles aren’t a real boy.
Reno: Well, they do have real big noses...
Deadpool: Do they have cricket pals?
Reno: Nah. They ride chocobos sometimes, though. The crowd at the Bar That Cards last night included Peter, who wanted a beer without minotaur bits while he talked with Bo about the years he's been away in the last two months. Scully joined him for some catchin' up about a lot of the same. An' somethin' about an oil pipeline. You'd think I'd pay better attention to stuff that the secret-service types on the island talk about, here. Claudia was pretty shocked to see Peter, or at least to see Peter older, and they did a bit of catchin' up, too.
Deadpool: It’s a reunion! Again.
Reno: Now with one hundred percent less old-people dance parties.
Deadpool: Oh god, the walkers--the walkers--
Reno: Scully, who apparently don't pay very good attention to our weekly broadcasts or she would'a known this, was shocked, shocked, I say, to learn that The Devil's Nest cards, yo. Ain't no shock Bo laughed in her face about the FBI card, is it? Claudia, at least, stuck with the Coke, preferably with vanilla, before gettin' tips on tyin' cherry stems in knots with her tongue. The trick is to roll your tongue, yo. Easy. An' then, after that important education in the basics, Claudia an' Scully talked about how friggin' weird it is that their buddy Peter is, you know, twice as old as they remember him, now. How you think the teachers feel, when students they watched graduate come back twice their friggin' age damn near overnight?
Deadpool: We drink until it makes sense!
Reno: It’s the Fandom way! The beach was like the hot spot for just chillin' out last night, with Jack an' Bobby stargazin', and Momoko and Jaime bein' all cute with the hand-holding and the walkin' and the arguing about the radio. Ain't nothin' more romantic than arguin' about the radio durin' a moonlit walk on the beach, I gotta say.
Deadpool: Thiiiiis endless mooooment!
Reno: You know, I don’t know that one?
Deadpool: ...you need to listen to more shitty music, man.
Reno: I’ll work on that. Since we’re here...
*Click*
AIN’T NO HOLLA BACK GIRL! AIN’T NO HOLLA BACK GIRL!
Deadpool: Hey now, I’m just aware on a different plane. It’s perfectly rational!
Reno: Oh, that’s what they’re callin’ it now?
Deadpool: Plus, I’m freakin’ everywhere these days. Post-modern antihero and all that jazz.
Reno: I always pick up so much useful vocabulary when we do these radio shows together, man. Is there some kinda convenient word for “assload of notes fobbed off on us by drunk rodents?”
Deadpool: Yes, but it’s not safe for the radio!
Reno: Fair enough! Let’s read off this assload of notes fobbed off on us by drunk rodents so I can get back to enjoyin’ the breathtakin’ scenery that our current locale has to offer, yo.
Deadpool:They wear no tops!
Reno: In the School yesterday, Bod was back from Kansas, makin' a list of provisions that he's gonna need to take with him when he goes back again, yo. While the squirrels say they're upset they ain't got food in Kansas, all the advice I really have to offer is that beans are easy to grow. Seriously. They'll sprout in wet friggin' toilet paper, man.
Deadpool: ...are you gonna be teachin’ biology then?
Reno: Nah. Class I’m gonna be teachin’ with Cindy is gonna be about beatin’ things up with... pretty much anything. Maybe beans in toilet paper. I ain’t makin’ no promises on that one, yo.
Deadpool: Nice. Nice. Over in the townly bits, Vincent showed up at the brand spankin' new Cafe Lukes. Lacey meets Vincent and gets told why his place is half in hers. He got peanut butter in her chocolate! She got chocolate in his peanut butter! Peter Bishop was off at the park, feeding those ravenous ducks. Bastards. K-Mart said hey to him and then reminded him about zombies and gremlin bites. Ah, Fandom. Scully also showed up to be all jealous that he's old and she's not. Wow, that's a new one.
Reno: Just wait until she’s shakin’ a cane at the kids on her lawn. She’ll regret that one someday, yo.
Deadpool: Damn you kids! Dani brought the horses extra sugar because she likes her horses hyperactive. Mary was on the phone when Hope showed up to offer help in a mafia style. I'm thinkin' this was an offer she couldn't refuse. Roy was doing research at work and... Bo was busy yelling about Scrabble. Goddamn that game.
Reno: Ain’t never been good at that one. They don’t let me make up words for it, an’ nobody around here believes that a Moogle’s not just some nonsense thing, yo.
Deadpool: Because Moogles aren’t a real boy.
Reno: Well, they do have real big noses...
Deadpool: Do they have cricket pals?
Reno: Nah. They ride chocobos sometimes, though. The crowd at the Bar That Cards last night included Peter, who wanted a beer without minotaur bits while he talked with Bo about the years he's been away in the last two months. Scully joined him for some catchin' up about a lot of the same. An' somethin' about an oil pipeline. You'd think I'd pay better attention to stuff that the secret-service types on the island talk about, here. Claudia was pretty shocked to see Peter, or at least to see Peter older, and they did a bit of catchin' up, too.
Deadpool: It’s a reunion! Again.
Reno: Now with one hundred percent less old-people dance parties.
Deadpool: Oh god, the walkers--the walkers--
Reno: Scully, who apparently don't pay very good attention to our weekly broadcasts or she would'a known this, was shocked, shocked, I say, to learn that The Devil's Nest cards, yo. Ain't no shock Bo laughed in her face about the FBI card, is it? Claudia, at least, stuck with the Coke, preferably with vanilla, before gettin' tips on tyin' cherry stems in knots with her tongue. The trick is to roll your tongue, yo. Easy. An' then, after that important education in the basics, Claudia an' Scully talked about how friggin' weird it is that their buddy Peter is, you know, twice as old as they remember him, now. How you think the teachers feel, when students they watched graduate come back twice their friggin' age damn near overnight?
Deadpool: We drink until it makes sense!
Reno: It’s the Fandom way! The beach was like the hot spot for just chillin' out last night, with Jack an' Bobby stargazin', and Momoko and Jaime bein' all cute with the hand-holding and the walkin' and the arguing about the radio. Ain't nothin' more romantic than arguin' about the radio durin' a moonlit walk on the beach, I gotta say.
Deadpool: Thiiiiis endless mooooment!
Reno: You know, I don’t know that one?
Deadpool: ...you need to listen to more shitty music, man.
Reno: I’ll work on that. Since we’re here...
*Click*
AIN’T NO HOLLA BACK GIRL! AIN’T NO HOLLA BACK GIRL!