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Day 1: What is your current favorite ship?
Day 2: What was your very first ship?
Day 3: A pairing that needs to happen now.
Day 4: The pairing with the most chemistry.
Day 5: The pairing with the least chemistry.
Day 6: The best kiss.
Day 7: The most heartbreaking scene.
Day 8: The pairing with the most baggage.
Day 9: The most believable relationship.
Day 10: Why aren’t these two married?
Day 11: What is your dream pairing?
Day 12: Who had the best wedding?
Day 13: What is your favorite movie pairing?
Day 14: What is your favorite book pairing?
Day 15: What is your favorite real life pairing?
Day 16: What is the absolute worst pairing?
Day 17: A pairing you never thought would work, but did.
Day 18: What is the cutest pairing?
Day 19: A pairing you’ve rooted for since the beginning.
Day 20: The can’t-stand-the-sexual-tension pairing.
Day 21: A pairing you like and no one else understands why.
Day 22: A pairing you hate and no one understands why.
Day 23: A crazy love triangle/quadrilateral that worked out great.
Day 24: A crazy love triangle/quadrilateral that worked out badly.
Day 25: A pairing that was/would-be adorable, but could never work out.
Day 26: A pairing that you hated and ended up loving.
Day 27: A pairing that you loved and ended up hating.
Day 28: A pairing that you will never understand.
Day 29: What ship had the best proposal?
Day 30: Your favorite pairing forever and ever and ever!
Day 10: Why aren’t these two married?
Well, if they're Mom and Dad....
Seriously: I am offended by this question on a couple of levels. Marriage != Epitome of people who work together, or the gold seal on a relationship that 'works' and/or will work for a long time. Nor is it the epitome of two people who bicker like cats and dogs and nag each other. Know what else it's not (in spite of my snarky quip)? A necessary precursor to children, or defined by having children.
"Married" is a legal status change with legal rights that should be, but is not, an option available to all couples who want it. It's not the relationship.
I suppose, though, to answer the question honestly: these two are married because they don't want to be, they've both got enough divorce between them to know the piece of paper/legal status change doesn't mean it'll last forever, and even if they wanted to get married they couldn't, because they're both men.
/annoyed bitching.