2nd Annual Whedonverse Limerick Project

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Here are this year’s posting rules:

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FF, Gen, Serenity (movie)

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Bottleneck

Look at those Reavers all reaving
And Zoe over there peeving
Hacking them to bits
One got through-oh shit!
Can it be time for us to be leaving?

FF, Smut, No Spoilers

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Kaylee's had nothing to twix her nethers.
She thinks she's found a handsome fellers.
But Simon's an asshat.
She just wants to tap that.
But he's probably off thinking 'bout the weather.

- toddly

FF, Gen, "The Message"

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Enchanting Jayne

Jayne: The Hero of Canton
Always gorramin' and rantin'
He’s got guns to impress
Isn’t much for a dress
But in a hat he's pretty enchantin'.

BtVS, Gen, Season 7

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Avengers Assemble!
The Scoobies had a "guestage" named Andy,
And a vampire briefly known as Randy;
Drama queen teens
Made up their crack team;
No wonder dusting vamps wasn't dandy.

BtVS, Gen, No Spoilers

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All About Anya
Always ask Anya, "How's your money?"
She'll never look at you funny.
But to hear her scream
And fall apart at the seams
Just show her a stuffed fluffy bunny.