xkcd shows us why the language nerds shall rule the Earth: it's gotta be those mad linguistic skills!
Hovertext: Not to go all sentence fragment on you.
To become an Earth-ruling language nerd yourself, pop over to our "parts of speech" tags, peruse our
"Grammar 101" tag, or have a peek at a couple of articles from
About.com and
NYTimes.com to read up on verbing nouns, adverbing adjectives, nouning verbs, and adjectiving nouns, etc.