What?
Okay, so since when can my morpher access the internet?
Did my morpher get some kind of super-secret upgrade? No, Sky would have told me about that. So why is my communicator showing me some kind of blog site? That's not possible. But clearly it is possible, because it's happening, it's not impossible because if it's impossible it can't happen. ...or maybe I'm dreaming? Or hallucinating? I don't think I did anything that would make me hallucinate but I wouldn't put it past a criminal to hypnotize me. But I wasn't fighting a criminal, I was tricking out my bed and fixing my toaster. Maybe there was ergot in my toast and I'm hallucinating (more than normal) from that, and I'm imagining that I just crossed some kind of barrier and ended up right under some freaky castle on a weird mountain when before I was way far away from the mountains...well, not way far away, I was in California, California's not that far away from the mountains but the mountain I was looking up at was definitely not in California. I don't even think it ws earth, actually. Maybe Sam teleported me to another planet for a few minutes? But if he did that then he would have had to have been there to teleport me back, and he couldn't have been because I don't think he can teleport himself, so how did he know to teleport me back when I started walking back? And he couldn't have made that barrier. Sky could have made a barrier, but it didn't look like his and there's no reason he'd prank me with Sam.
Well, I don't know, and I don't know why my morpher brought me to some blog site that's not a real blog site, and why everyone who's posting on it is talking about crazy stuff. And when I say stuff is crazy, it must be really crazy, because I'm crazy. Either that or it's completely sane. Anyway, I'm going to try to read this stuff, and maybe check myself into the infirmary, just in case. I'm Bridge Carson, and I'm with SPD. Does anyone want to tell me what's going on?
Did my morpher get some kind of super-secret upgrade? No, Sky would have told me about that. So why is my communicator showing me some kind of blog site? That's not possible. But clearly it is possible, because it's happening, it's not impossible because if it's impossible it can't happen. ...or maybe I'm dreaming? Or hallucinating? I don't think I did anything that would make me hallucinate but I wouldn't put it past a criminal to hypnotize me. But I wasn't fighting a criminal, I was tricking out my bed and fixing my toaster. Maybe there was ergot in my toast and I'm hallucinating (more than normal) from that, and I'm imagining that I just crossed some kind of barrier and ended up right under some freaky castle on a weird mountain when before I was way far away from the mountains...well, not way far away, I was in California, California's not that far away from the mountains but the mountain I was looking up at was definitely not in California. I don't even think it ws earth, actually. Maybe Sam teleported me to another planet for a few minutes? But if he did that then he would have had to have been there to teleport me back, and he couldn't have been because I don't think he can teleport himself, so how did he know to teleport me back when I started walking back? And he couldn't have made that barrier. Sky could have made a barrier, but it didn't look like his and there's no reason he'd prank me with Sam.
Well, I don't know, and I don't know why my morpher brought me to some blog site that's not a real blog site, and why everyone who's posting on it is talking about crazy stuff. And when I say stuff is crazy, it must be really crazy, because I'm crazy. Either that or it's completely sane. Anyway, I'm going to try to read this stuff, and maybe check myself into the infirmary, just in case. I'm Bridge Carson, and I'm with SPD. Does anyone want to tell me what's going on?