FTEC, Friday, February 9

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The clinic was quiet. Christian wasn't sleeping, he was just deep in concentration.

[Same as all week, frakking flowers own my soul, may be periods of slow play.]

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Seeing how he hadn't been able to out-maneuver the pr0n last time, Dr. McNinja thought he try again. He strode into the Doctor's office wearing his usual doctor-mcninja-y garb, stethoscope around neck and sword strapped to back. Also, pair of cymbals in his hand, because he wasn't going to be ignored this time.

First, though, he'd try subtle. "MORNING!"

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Christian jumped a little, then eyed the new arrival. "What the hell?"

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"Oh good." Doctor McNinja tossed aside the cymbals. He walked over and sat down in a chair. "I'm here to apply for a position."

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Christian gave the sword a wary glance. "We've got magical security," he said. "And I don't think anyone needs a bodyguard."

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"Why can't anybody look past the ninja thing?" Doctor McNinja said. He passed over his business card.

DR. McNINJA
Yes, I'm Really a Doctor
General Practitioner

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"General practitioner, no speciality?" Christian asked. "Aside from ninja."

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"I never met a field of medicine that I didn't like."

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"So you're looking for a job to hold in between assassination attempts?" Christian said, still a little dubious about the whole ninja-doctor combination.

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Dr. McNinja facepalmed. "I'm not an assassin. I don't kill people for hire. The whole ninja thing is something I was born into. I've chosen to be a doctor."

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"How long have you been practicing?" Christian asked. "The doctor part, I mean."

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"Eight years." He considered the figure. "Yeah, sounds about right."

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Christian nodded and fired off a couple handwavey basic medical questions, curious to see how the ninja would handle those kind of situations.

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Dr. McNinja handwavily handled each question like he would a pathetic minion to the boss overlord, quickly and with a smidge of quip. If he mentioned Paul Bunyan's disease once, it was only because he'd been there, man.

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Christian nodded. "All right, I'll have to check out your background, but assuming everything checks out, we have an opening for the Tuesday evening shift right now."

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"Thank you, Doctor."

Dr. McNinja was smiling broadly. Not that you could tell under that mask.

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"I've got the Tuesday morning shift," Christian said, "So I can stay late and help you get a feel for the place."