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Fandom name - Ironman
General:
Smoke curled from the hookah and the Afghanistan sun was beating hot as Tony gestured wildly confused and drugged when the stooped old woman insistently passed him a tattered rope with great ceremony and he stared at the decrepit looking creature, worrying in the pit of his stomach how Rhodey would laugh if he’d somehow managed to marry this manky old goat.
Angst/Character Death:
The horrible call had finally happened and even a sniffly Pepper couldn't believe Tony was gone, taken in a tragedy of epic proportion that the press would speedily label ‘The Last Lightning Lube of SuperStudly’ and she thought how odd it was how time heals all wounds except for the grand splat of Tony impaling last Thursday’s erection outside Fanny Whiffer’s Love Emporium into the world’s largest dildo.
Smut/Romance:
“You're right Tony it's really not supposed to be that colour and the puss weeping from those open sores just doesn’t seem… natural,” Pepper mused clinically while snapping on a sheath of latex and tapping his dick experimentally only to watch it clatter to the floor amidst a girlie scream and her murmured: “Oh dear… Half the man you used to be…”
Bad Pun:
Tony tore around the narrow switchback with squealing tires in his Cobra, unexpectedly flipping over the guardrail and spiraling to a nauseous stop when balanced precariously against a quivering banyan tree as any sudden movement would positively send them plummeting toward the rocky coast below and Pepper muttered dryly: “Lovely fix, this. Brings new meaning to the phrase ‘write off.’”
Fandom name - Ironman
General:
Smoke curled from the hookah and the Afghanistan sun was beating hot as Tony gestured wildly confused and drugged when the stooped old woman insistently passed him a tattered rope with great ceremony and he stared at the decrepit looking creature, worrying in the pit of his stomach how Rhodey would laugh if he’d somehow managed to marry this manky old goat.
Angst/Character Death:
The horrible call had finally happened and even a sniffly Pepper couldn't believe Tony was gone, taken in a tragedy of epic proportion that the press would speedily label ‘The Last Lightning Lube of SuperStudly’ and she thought how odd it was how time heals all wounds except for the grand splat of Tony impaling last Thursday’s erection outside Fanny Whiffer’s Love Emporium into the world’s largest dildo.
Smut/Romance:
“You're right Tony it's really not supposed to be that colour and the puss weeping from those open sores just doesn’t seem… natural,” Pepper mused clinically while snapping on a sheath of latex and tapping his dick experimentally only to watch it clatter to the floor amidst a girlie scream and her murmured: “Oh dear… Half the man you used to be…”
Bad Pun:
Tony tore around the narrow switchback with squealing tires in his Cobra, unexpectedly flipping over the guardrail and spiraling to a nauseous stop when balanced precariously against a quivering banyan tree as any sudden movement would positively send them plummeting toward the rocky coast below and Pepper muttered dryly: “Lovely fix, this. Brings new meaning to the phrase ‘write off.’”