HIATUS SURVIVAL: DAY OF THE PROMO
OH YES BITCHES. I SAID THAT THE DAY THE PROMO CAME OUT, I WOULD HAVE A SPECIAL; FLAIL DAY. IT IS HERE (IN CRAPPY QUAL LOL BUT HERE NONE THE LESS!!!) AND I AM TOTALLY FLAILING LIKE A MOTHER FRAKKER. ETA: WAI BETTER QUAL UP NAOW. I'S BE CAPPING IT LATER.
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OKAY.
OKAY.
SO. LET'S BREAK THIS DOWN. THERE'S A SCENE WITH TIGH, TYROL, ANDERS AND I THINK TORY IS THERE AS WELL. ANDERS SAYS TO TYROL, 'ARE YOU REMEMBERING SOMETHING?' AND TYROL SAYS 'YES.'
OKAY SO CLEARLY THE FLEET IS NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT EARTH LOLOLOLOLOLOL. BEFORE THIS SHOT THERE IS A SPRAY PAINTED NUMBER, 37, 651. IDK IF THAT'S THE FLEET'S POPULATION CURRENTLY, OR IF THE EARTH PEOPLE TOTALLY LIKE KEPT TRACK OF THEIR POPULATION, GHETTO STYLE OR WHAT. ANYWAY.
SO OKAY, WIERD SHOT OF LAURA IN THE CIC WITH WIERD FOG/SMOKE SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE. THE FUCK?
BILL LOVES HIS GUN!PORN.
SO ZAREK IS A PISSY ASS BITCH WHO IS STILL NURSING HIS WOUNDED EGO OVER THE LEE THING AND IS CLEARLY GOING TO STAGE A COUP BECAUSE HE IS AN ASSHOLE. HE SAYS IN THIS SCENE 'SHE TRIED TO SHOVE AN ALLIANCE WITH THE CYLONS DOWN OUR THROATS.' HAI FUCKER. NOT HER ALLIANCE DUMBASS, GO AIRLOCK LEE IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO BLAME. BITCH.
OKAY SO CYLONS N A JAIL CELL. CAPRICA SAYS 'THEY'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL.' AND AN EIGHT (BOOMER? ATHENA? IDFK IT MAY NOT EVEN BE AN EIGHT. IT COULD BE TORY. AGAIN. IDFK.) SAYS 'NO THEY NEED US, THEY'LL KEEP US ALIVE AS LONG AS THEY NEED US.'
SO THEN, I GUESS ZAREK ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH IN BED PRETTY ENOUGH FOR GAETA TO MURDER PEOPLES AGAIN. HE SAYS 'I NEVER AGREEED TO THIS!' ZAREK: 'YES YOU DID' GAETA: 'NO, THIS IS MURDER!'
KARA TRAIPSING THROUGH THE WOODS WITH LEOBAN. HE SAYS 'KARA WHAT HAPPENED?' AND SHE TELLS HIM THE HYBRID TOLD HER SHE WOULD LEAD THEM ALL TO THEIR END.
ZAREK; THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW.
TIGH IS CLEARLY PISSED EVERYODY IS GETTING GUN PORN BUT HIM. HE WAS LIKE 'FRAK YOU MOTHER FRAKKERS, IMMA GET ME AN AK 47. BEAT THAT BITCHES!'
I HAVE NO CLUE WHO THIS IS, BUT THEY ROLLING OUTTA SOMEWHERE WITH SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUN OR GRENADE IN THEIR HAND. BASED ON THE FUGLY GREY SWEATS IT COULD BE ANYONE, BUT IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE TYROL TO ME. AND HE SAYS SOMETHING. 'IN POSISTION NOW.' OR STHNG. I NEED HI-QUAL LIKE, YESTERDAY.
WHAT? NO I HAVE NOT WATCHED THIS PART 271 BILLION TIMES ALREADY. YOU CANNOT PROVE A THING! OH, AND TORY IS VO ON THIS SHOT (BOO YOU WHORE) SAYING 'FATE HAS BEEN ALL BUT DECIDED.' WHICH REALLY, WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN TORY? YOU MAKE NO SENSE. ALL BUT DECIDED MEANS NOTHING IS DECIDED YOU DUMB WHORE.
BILL: THERE ARE DAYS THAT I REALLY HATE THIS JOB.
YEAH LIKE WHEN EMERGANCIES INTERRUPT YOUR SEEKRIT SECKSING WITH THE PRESIDENT. WE GET IT BILL.
KARA AND LEE, KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES TOGETHER. THIS SHOT ALMOST MAKES ME NOT WANNA SMACK EITHER OF THEM. I KINDA LIKE EM WHEN THEY SHOOT AND DON'T TALK. OR FRAK AND DON'T TALK. OR EAT AND DON'T TALK. JUST DON'T TALK.
BALTAR. PREACHING. 'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO DESERVE ALL THIS PUNISHMENT?' UM THEY DID NOTHING BALTAR, YOU ON THE OTHER HAND....
KARA AND BILL, GUN PORNING IT UP.
KARA YELLING AT BILL 'THEY'RE THE ENEMY!' AND I HAVE A THEORY I'LL GET INTO AT THE END.
BILL, STANDING IN AN AIRLOCK, WITH A SIGN ON HIS CHEST. IDFK WHAT THIS IS EVEN ABOUT, BUT IT'S BLURRY QUALITY KIND OF MAKES ME THINK IT'S A DREAM OR A VISION.
LAURA, LOOKING A LITTLE INSANE, SCREAMING 'I AM COMING FOR YOU ALL!'
OKAY, SO HERE'S MY THEORY. LAURA IS THE FINAL CYLON. WAIT! WAIT, OKAY. BECAUSE WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE SCREAM I AM COMING FOR YOU ALL? YOU ALL IS KIND OF... EVERYONE. SHE WOULD NEVER HURT THE HUMANS. UNLESS THEY LIKE, MAYBE, TIED UP HER SEEKRIT HUSBAND AND MADE HER ELIEVE THEY AIRLOCKED HIM. ALSO THIS WOULD EXPLAIN WHY KARA HAS TO YELL AT BILL THET THEY'RE THE ENEMY. HE WOULDN'T WAVER - UNLESS PEOPLE HE LOVED VERY MUCH WERE ON THE OTHER SIDE. THIS COULD JUST BE BECAUSE OF TIGH, BUT IDK IDK. I THINK IT'S LAURA. AND THIS PROMO IS TOTALLY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE IT'S BILL TO MISLEAD US.
THOUGHTS? FLAIL? I MEAN I AM STILL FLAILING BUT I WANT TO META ABOUT THIS SHIT TOO GUYS. META WITH ME. NOAW.
ETA: and better caps are up here. OMFG that last one of Bill OMFG.
ETA2; AND EVEN BETTER CAPS OF THE KISS HERE. AFKDAFKAFKLDA!
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OKAY.
OKAY.
SO. LET'S BREAK THIS DOWN. THERE'S A SCENE WITH TIGH, TYROL, ANDERS AND I THINK TORY IS THERE AS WELL. ANDERS SAYS TO TYROL, 'ARE YOU REMEMBERING SOMETHING?' AND TYROL SAYS 'YES.'
OKAY SO CLEARLY THE FLEET IS NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT EARTH LOLOLOLOLOLOL. BEFORE THIS SHOT THERE IS A SPRAY PAINTED NUMBER, 37, 651. IDK IF THAT'S THE FLEET'S POPULATION CURRENTLY, OR IF THE EARTH PEOPLE TOTALLY LIKE KEPT TRACK OF THEIR POPULATION, GHETTO STYLE OR WHAT. ANYWAY.
SO OKAY, WIERD SHOT OF LAURA IN THE CIC WITH WIERD FOG/SMOKE SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE. THE FUCK?
BILL LOVES HIS GUN!PORN.
SO ZAREK IS A PISSY ASS BITCH WHO IS STILL NURSING HIS WOUNDED EGO OVER THE LEE THING AND IS CLEARLY GOING TO STAGE A COUP BECAUSE HE IS AN ASSHOLE. HE SAYS IN THIS SCENE 'SHE TRIED TO SHOVE AN ALLIANCE WITH THE CYLONS DOWN OUR THROATS.' HAI FUCKER. NOT HER ALLIANCE DUMBASS, GO AIRLOCK LEE IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO BLAME. BITCH.
OKAY SO CYLONS N A JAIL CELL. CAPRICA SAYS 'THEY'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL.' AND AN EIGHT (BOOMER? ATHENA? IDFK IT MAY NOT EVEN BE AN EIGHT. IT COULD BE TORY. AGAIN. IDFK.) SAYS 'NO THEY NEED US, THEY'LL KEEP US ALIVE AS LONG AS THEY NEED US.'
SO THEN, I GUESS ZAREK ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH IN BED PRETTY ENOUGH FOR GAETA TO MURDER PEOPLES AGAIN. HE SAYS 'I NEVER AGREEED TO THIS!' ZAREK: 'YES YOU DID' GAETA: 'NO, THIS IS MURDER!'
KARA TRAIPSING THROUGH THE WOODS WITH LEOBAN. HE SAYS 'KARA WHAT HAPPENED?' AND SHE TELLS HIM THE HYBRID TOLD HER SHE WOULD LEAD THEM ALL TO THEIR END.
ZAREK; THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW.
TIGH IS CLEARLY PISSED EVERYODY IS GETTING GUN PORN BUT HIM. HE WAS LIKE 'FRAK YOU MOTHER FRAKKERS, IMMA GET ME AN AK 47. BEAT THAT BITCHES!'
I HAVE NO CLUE WHO THIS IS, BUT THEY ROLLING OUTTA SOMEWHERE WITH SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUN OR GRENADE IN THEIR HAND. BASED ON THE FUGLY GREY SWEATS IT COULD BE ANYONE, BUT IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE TYROL TO ME. AND HE SAYS SOMETHING. 'IN POSISTION NOW.' OR STHNG. I NEED HI-QUAL LIKE, YESTERDAY.
WHAT? NO I HAVE NOT WATCHED THIS PART 271 BILLION TIMES ALREADY. YOU CANNOT PROVE A THING! OH, AND TORY IS VO ON THIS SHOT (BOO YOU WHORE) SAYING 'FATE HAS BEEN ALL BUT DECIDED.' WHICH REALLY, WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN TORY? YOU MAKE NO SENSE. ALL BUT DECIDED MEANS NOTHING IS DECIDED YOU DUMB WHORE.
BILL: THERE ARE DAYS THAT I REALLY HATE THIS JOB.
YEAH LIKE WHEN EMERGANCIES INTERRUPT YOUR SEEKRIT SECKSING WITH THE PRESIDENT. WE GET IT BILL.
KARA AND LEE, KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES TOGETHER. THIS SHOT ALMOST MAKES ME NOT WANNA SMACK EITHER OF THEM. I KINDA LIKE EM WHEN THEY SHOOT AND DON'T TALK. OR FRAK AND DON'T TALK. OR EAT AND DON'T TALK. JUST DON'T TALK.
BALTAR. PREACHING. 'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO DESERVE ALL THIS PUNISHMENT?' UM THEY DID NOTHING BALTAR, YOU ON THE OTHER HAND....
KARA AND BILL, GUN PORNING IT UP.
KARA YELLING AT BILL 'THEY'RE THE ENEMY!' AND I HAVE A THEORY I'LL GET INTO AT THE END.
BILL, STANDING IN AN AIRLOCK, WITH A SIGN ON HIS CHEST. IDFK WHAT THIS IS EVEN ABOUT, BUT IT'S BLURRY QUALITY KIND OF MAKES ME THINK IT'S A DREAM OR A VISION.
LAURA, LOOKING A LITTLE INSANE, SCREAMING 'I AM COMING FOR YOU ALL!'
OKAY, SO HERE'S MY THEORY. LAURA IS THE FINAL CYLON. WAIT! WAIT, OKAY. BECAUSE WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE SCREAM I AM COMING FOR YOU ALL? YOU ALL IS KIND OF... EVERYONE. SHE WOULD NEVER HURT THE HUMANS. UNLESS THEY LIKE, MAYBE, TIED UP HER SEEKRIT HUSBAND AND MADE HER ELIEVE THEY AIRLOCKED HIM. ALSO THIS WOULD EXPLAIN WHY KARA HAS TO YELL AT BILL THET THEY'RE THE ENEMY. HE WOULDN'T WAVER - UNLESS PEOPLE HE LOVED VERY MUCH WERE ON THE OTHER SIDE. THIS COULD JUST BE BECAUSE OF TIGH, BUT IDK IDK. I THINK IT'S LAURA. AND THIS PROMO IS TOTALLY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE IT'S BILL TO MISLEAD US.
THOUGHTS? FLAIL? I MEAN I AM STILL FLAILING BUT I WANT TO META ABOUT THIS SHIT TOO GUYS. META WITH ME. NOAW.
ETA: and better caps are up here. OMFG that last one of Bill OMFG.
ETA2; AND EVEN BETTER CAPS OF THE KISS HERE. AFKDAFKAFKLDA!