Hiatus Survival: Week Twenty-Two

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Comments

[katamarann]

OMG MARY FLAIL! I JUST WANTED TO PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE SMUG, STD TRANSMITTING DOCTORS LAST NIGHT. I WAS LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW THE AWESOMENESS YOU ARE PRIVILEGED TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF, BITCHES

[katamarann]

Guillermo raised his hand as awkwardly as Dixon herself had done when she first came to the hospital. Bailey shook it briefly and it seemed he was counting the seconds before letting go at precisely three. He looked up at his wife warmly before his face broke into a toothy grin. "I had a broken heart. She fixed it," he said in a rumbling tone

[flamingo55]

THIS IS AWESOME. THAT IS ALL.

[katamarann]

I KNOW RITE?!?

[i_am_davnee]

FTW!!! I'M SERIOUSLY FLAILING ALL OVER MYSELF HERE. SO BADLY THAT THE CAT'S ALL LIKE "CHILL BITCH." AND I'M ALL LIKE, "BE COOL OR I'M BUYING YOU A LITTLE RED HAT OF DIXON AWESOME AND MAKING YOU WHERE IT FOR XMAS!"

[i_am_davnee]

YOU JUST WENT ON MY CAT'S SHIT LIST. SERIOUSLY, SHE IS NOW GLARING AT THE MONITOR. SHE'S ALL LIKE "I DON'T DO FASHION, BITCH, NOT EVEN FOR MARY MCAWESOME." LOL!

[katamarann]

AND IT ALL STARTED IN MY TWISTED LITTLE HEAD WITH THE WHOLE "I had a broken heart. She fixed it."

I WANT THIS IN GA. LIEK NAO!

KITTY NEEDS A LITTLE PLAID SCHOOLGIRL BACKPACK TOO!

[i_am_davnee]

I WANT THIS IN GA. LIEK NAO!

MOI AUSSI! <-- *NOW FLAILING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE*

KITTY NEEDS A LITTLE PLAID SCHOOLGIRL BACKPACK TOO!

KITTY DON'T DO ACCESSORIES, NOT EVEN FOR THE AWESOMEST OF AWESOME BITCHES. LOL!

[katamarann]

AND THAT IS WHY CATS FAIL. THEY WON'T LET YOU DRESS THEM UP.

OR MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY WIN. EITHER WAY.

OKAY, JUST BECAUSE THIS IS FUNNY:

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR CAT IS PLOTTING TO KILL YOU.

AND TO KEEP IT ON SUBJECT....FLAAAAAAILLLL!!!!

[i_am_davnee]

MY CAT DOES ALL THESE THINGS. I FEAR FOR MY LIFE.

OH YEAH, AND FLAIL!

[i_am_davnee]

I AM ONLY CAPABLE OF EN PEU FLAIL! EN FRANÇAIS. BUT A LITTLE FRENCH FLAIL! SEEMS APPROPRIATE FROM TIME TO TIME SEEING AS IT IS LE LANGUE DE L'AMOUR. LOL!

[misstaggart]

ZOMG YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR CAT A RED HAT!! YOU CAN CUT OUT LITTLE HOLES FOR HIS/HER EARS! I'M SURE YOUR CAT HATES ME NOW, BUT WHATEV DAVNEE!CAT, IT WOULD BE FLAILTACULAR. LOL

[i_am_davnee]

IT MIGHT BE FLAILTACULAR, BUT I'D BE DEAD IT IT TRIED IT AND THEREFORE UNABLE TO ENJOY IT. LOL! AND DAVNEE!CAT HAS OFFICIALLY ADDED YOU TO HER SHIT LIST FOR MAKING SUCH CRUEL SUGGESTIONS. ;-P

[mscrwth]

I HAVE NO WORDS, YOU JUST RULE THE UNIVERSE, SERIOUSLY