MEN CREATED CYLONS THUS THEY ARE SLIGHTLY STUPID BLAH BLAH... HEY MARY READING THE 'PREVIOUSLY' LINE! HEY WET!LAURA. IS THIS LIKE A BILL DREAM SEQUENCE?? "I'M SERIOUS. SHE SAYS SHE SEES THINGS." I AM SO GUTTED THEY CUT THE 'SHE'S SEEN ME NAKED. TWICE!' LINE. "KING OF THE HILL.""QUEEN OF THE HILL THANK YOU VERY MUCH." TOASTER OF THE FRAKKING HILL. "TRUTH IS, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN REACH OUT TO ROSLIN." ;D "IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BETWEEN US ANYWAY. WE MAY HAVE GONE DOWN SEPARATELY BUT WE'RE GONNA COME BACK TOGETHER. HOPEFULLY ON OUR FEET.BUT EVEN IN BODY BAGS WE'RE GONNA BE COMING BACK TOGETHER." HELLS YES. HE LOVES HIM SOME LAURA. LOL. NAKED!SIX. "YOU DECIDED TO BRIGHTEN UP THE PLACE DID YOU?" LOL GAIUS. "SO WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE THIS WEEK? WAIT DON'T TELL ME, I'LL GUESS. ERM...THE SHIP'S GOING TO BLOW UP! NOPE, DAMN. DAMN! DONE THAT ONE. DONE THAT ONE, SO IT'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE ELSE. ME? ME! I'M GOING TO EXPLODE. GOD IS GOING TO MAKE ME SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST IN A GREAT BIG BALL OF FLAME AND THEN THE WHOLE CREW CAN CELEBRATE ON AMBROSIA AND GET REALLY DRUNK." OH GAIUS. LOLOLOLOLOL. "DO YOU WRITE YOUR OWN MATERIAL?" XD SIX IS A BIG GIANT BLONDE MINDFRAK. OH CHIEF. DON'T EVEN PRETEND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH THAT MAP. BILLY!!!!!!!! "SHE THINKS YOU'LL BE PRESIDENT ONE DAY.""SCUSE ME?""THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID TO ME ONCE." DURING A SEKRIT SEXINGS MEETING... "YOU REMINDED HER OF PRESIDENT ADAR WHEN HE RAN FOR HIS FIRST OFFICE.""I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT SIR.""DON'T LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD. ADAR WAS A MORON." XD LOL BILL. YOU'RE RIGHT THOUGH, LAURA'S MISTAKE. BUT THEN SHE FOUND YOU. AND ALL WAS WELL IN THE UNIVERSE. WELL...KINDA. "HAVING GOOD LUCK ALREADY." AND BILLY'S LIKE 'THIS FRAKKING THING IS MORPHING MY FACE BUT SEEING AS YOU'RE THE PREZ'S TRUE LOVE I'LL JUST GIVE YOU A THUMBS UP.' JEALOUS!LEE. "SHARON WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS TOO." BURRRRRRRRRRRRN LEE! "IT'S PRETTY WEIRD HUH?" YEEEEEEEEEAH. "IT'S OK, I LIKE WEIRD." HELO <3S KINKY SEX. "LOSING THAT PRIEST REALLY FRAKKED HER UP." OF COURSE IT DID. IT WAS ELOSHA. POP TART IS A GIRL? "THERE'S A RESISTANCE MOVEMENT." I DON'T THINK LAURA IS GOING TO THINK YOUR PLAN OF 'LET'S GO RESCUE MY BOYFRIEND' IS THE BEST IDEA RIGHT NOW. GIVE IT A FEW EPISODES. LOL DOC COTTLE. DOC COTTLE THINKS YOU'RE FRAKKING MENTAL GAIUS. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. NOISE IN THE BUSHES YO. BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! LAURA'S GOING TO BE SO HAPPY! *HUGS* THEY ARE TOTALLY GIVING EACH OTHER THE NOD. "IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU." YES. IT. IS. "BILLY. BILLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS TO ME TO HAVE YOU HERE." UNDEAD!BILLY FOR THE WIN. SHIT. "I WANT YOU TO DIE." UMMMMMMMMMMMM... "AND YOU ASKED WHY." STFU BOOMER OR I WILL STRANGLE YOU. "NOTHING, NOTHING, MORE NOTHING." LOL DOC. "FREAKING HYPOCHONDRIAC, ONE ON EVERY BLOODY SHIP." XD BILL AND LAURA IN A TENT! "IT'S THE SECOND PART THAT REALLY BOTHERS YOU ISN'T IT?" KINDA. HE'S VERY MUCH IN LOVE WITH YOU. MAKE UP SEXINGS?? "LAURA I FORGIVE YOU." SO MUCH WIN!! AND THEY'RE SMILING AT EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD "THANK YOU BILL." *EXPLODES WITH HAPPINESS* "I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS.""WELL YOU HAVE IT ANYWAY." <3 <3 <3 I'M PRESUMING THE CUT AWAY = MAKE UP SEX. LOL. REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN WE WERE ALL AT KOBOL CAMP AND THEN ADAMA SHOWED UP AND WE WERE ALL LIKE 'YAY BUT NO GET OFF SHARON' AND THEN HE AND ROSLIN WENT INTO LIKE THEIR OWN LITTLE TENT LIKE STRUCTURE AND THEN WE ALL TRIED TO GO ABOUT OUR BUSINESS WHILE TRYING TO IGNORE THE NOISES THAT WERE COMING FROM THEIR SAID TENT? GOOD TIMES. YEAH HELO, THEY TOTALLY JACK RUBY'D HER. HEY CHIEF! THIS IS STRANGE FOR YOU NO? "WE HAVEN'T MET BUT, I REMEMBER YOU." AND ALL THE SEX YOU WERE NOT SO SECRETLY HAVING. AKWARD HUG!
Re: HOME PT.2 CONT.jeremybrettfanAugust 1 2008, 07:29:32 UTC
THAT'S JUST WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE. TOM ZAREK PEEING. LET IT GO MEIER. "I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR THIS." OH, WE KNOW YOU DIDN'T BILL... ;D CAN I TOTALLY MENTION HOW GOOD BILL LOOKS IN CAMOFLAUGE? LIKE SERIOUSLY. I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT. I WAS HYPNOTISED BY HIS EYES...*SLAPS SELF* "NO. FROM YOU." THERE IS SO MUCH LOVE UP IN THESE SCENES RIGHT HERE. "I THINK IT'S TIME TO GO FIND THIS TOMB OF YOURS." SWEEEEEEEEEEEET. SMILEY!LAURA!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!! BUT THAT'S THE THING. CYLONS AREN'T PEOPLE. THEY'RE CYLONS. WTF ARE YOU GOING TO DO BOOMER? I WILL SHOOT YOU TO HELL. MEIER SHUT IT YOU TOOL. I WISH THEY'D KEPT THAT SCENE IN WHERE BILLY'S TALKING ABOUT BEING AN AETHIEST BUT STILL BELIEVING IN BILL AND LAURA AND THEN LEE BEING ALL SORRY DAD AND THEN KARA COMES IN AND SAYS "THIS THE SELF HELP GROUP FOR DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILIES AND INSUBORDINATE OFFICERS? OH SO WE'RE NOT TO THE POINT WHERE WE'RE LAUGHING ABOUT IT YET?" AND THEN THEY LAUGH. WTF BOOMER GET THAT GUN AWAY FROM BILL. LOL. BYE MEIER. YOU FAIL. LAURA'S FACE TOTALLY READS 'HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY THOUGHT MY BOYFRIEND WAS GOING TO GET SHOT. AGAIN.' "STUPID FRAKKIN' THING COULDN'T HAVE COME WITH A HANDBOOK? NO BECAUSE THAT WOULD JUST BE TOO LOGICAL WOULDN'T IT?" LOL KARA. XD THEY'RE ALL SMILEY AND NODDY AND THIS IS BRILLIANT! ERM WTF JUST HAPPENED? "I THINK THAT WAS THE LOBBY." LMAO. "WE'RE STANDING ON IT." HOLY SHIT. WHOA. HOW THE FUCK DID EARTH GET SO SHITTY IN LIKE TWO YEARS THEN? UNLESS THEY LIKE LANDED ON THE BAD PART?? RIGHT HOW THE FRAK DID THEY GET OUT? "AND SO TO LIFT ALL OF US LET ME AGAIN PRESENT THE PRESIDENT OF THE COLONIES LAURA ROSLIN." YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. SHE'S BACK! AND THEY'RE TOGETHER AGAIN!!!!!!! XD XD XD I'M SURE SHE LIFTS US ALL IN DIFFERENT WAYS EH BILL? ;D YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *JOINS IN WITH BILL ON THE SLOW CLAPPING* AND LAURA'S SO HAPPY AND TOUCHED AND I'M CRYING AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. AAAAAAAAND GAIUS IS LIKE HOLY FRAK SHE'S HAVING TOAST!
Re: HOME PT.2 CONT.gidget_zbAugust 1 2008, 07:37:36 UTC
HAHAHAHA I LOVE HOW Y'ALL JUST HAVE THAT FLAIL PRE-WRITTEN UP AND SHIT. UNLESS YOU WATCHED AND TYPED AT LIGHT SPEED. OH OR HAVE A TIME MACHINE? DO YOU HAVE A TIME MACHINE? BECAUSE WE WILL NEED TO REQUISITION THAT SHIT AND GO BACK IN TIME TO WHEN THE FUCK EVER RON DECIDED THERE WOULD BE ONLY FOUR SEASONS AND UM, PERSUEDE HIM THAT LIKE SEVEN WOULD BE BETTER. OR TEN. MAYBE FIVE?!
THEY'RE ALL SMILELY AND NODDY CAUSE THEY HAD HOT SECKS IN THE TENT. WE ALL KNOW IT.
Re: HOME PT.2 CONT.jeremybrettfanAugust 1 2008, 07:39:38 UTC
LOL, SORRY NO TIME MACHINE. I PRE-TYPED BECAUSE I HAVE SOMETHING VERY UNFLAILY TO DO TODAY, AND I PROBABLY WON'T BE FEELING VERY FLAILY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. BUT I WILL GET TO WORK ON THAT TIME MACHINE.
Re: HOME PT.2 CONT.jeremybrettfanAugust 1 2008, 17:16:20 UTC
THERE IS ALSO THAT. INDEED. WHICH REMINDS ME, ANY IDEA WHAT NEXT WEEK'S FLAIL!FEST WILL BE OVER BECAUSE I WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO PRETYPE AGAIN...*HEADDESK*
HEY MARY READING THE 'PREVIOUSLY' LINE!
HEY WET!LAURA. IS THIS LIKE A BILL DREAM SEQUENCE??
"I'M SERIOUS. SHE SAYS SHE SEES THINGS." I AM SO GUTTED THEY CUT THE 'SHE'S SEEN ME NAKED. TWICE!' LINE.
"KING OF THE HILL.""QUEEN OF THE HILL THANK YOU VERY MUCH." TOASTER OF THE FRAKKING HILL.
"TRUTH IS, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN REACH OUT TO ROSLIN." ;D
"IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BETWEEN US ANYWAY. WE MAY HAVE GONE DOWN SEPARATELY BUT WE'RE GONNA COME BACK TOGETHER. HOPEFULLY ON OUR FEET.BUT EVEN IN BODY BAGS WE'RE GONNA BE COMING BACK TOGETHER." HELLS YES. HE LOVES HIM SOME LAURA.
LOL. NAKED!SIX.
"YOU DECIDED TO BRIGHTEN UP THE PLACE DID YOU?" LOL GAIUS.
"SO WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE THIS WEEK? WAIT DON'T TELL ME, I'LL GUESS. ERM...THE SHIP'S GOING TO BLOW UP! NOPE, DAMN. DAMN! DONE THAT ONE. DONE THAT ONE, SO IT'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE ELSE. ME? ME! I'M GOING TO EXPLODE. GOD IS GOING TO MAKE ME SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST IN A GREAT BIG BALL OF FLAME AND THEN THE WHOLE CREW CAN CELEBRATE ON AMBROSIA AND GET REALLY DRUNK." OH GAIUS. LOLOLOLOLOL.
"DO YOU WRITE YOUR OWN MATERIAL?" XD
SIX IS A BIG GIANT BLONDE MINDFRAK.
OH CHIEF. DON'T EVEN PRETEND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH THAT MAP.
BILLY!!!!!!!!
"SHE THINKS YOU'LL BE PRESIDENT ONE DAY.""SCUSE ME?""THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID TO ME ONCE." DURING A SEKRIT SEXINGS MEETING...
"YOU REMINDED HER OF PRESIDENT ADAR WHEN HE RAN FOR HIS FIRST OFFICE.""I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT SIR.""DON'T LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD. ADAR WAS A MORON." XD LOL BILL. YOU'RE RIGHT THOUGH, LAURA'S MISTAKE. BUT THEN SHE FOUND YOU. AND ALL WAS WELL IN THE UNIVERSE. WELL...KINDA.
"HAVING GOOD LUCK ALREADY." AND BILLY'S LIKE 'THIS FRAKKING THING IS MORPHING MY FACE BUT SEEING AS YOU'RE THE PREZ'S TRUE LOVE I'LL JUST GIVE YOU A THUMBS UP.'
JEALOUS!LEE.
"SHARON WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS TOO." BURRRRRRRRRRRRN LEE!
"IT'S PRETTY WEIRD HUH?" YEEEEEEEEEAH.
"IT'S OK, I LIKE WEIRD." HELO <3S KINKY SEX.
"LOSING THAT PRIEST REALLY FRAKKED HER UP." OF COURSE IT DID. IT WAS ELOSHA.
POP TART IS A GIRL?
"THERE'S A RESISTANCE MOVEMENT." I DON'T THINK LAURA IS GOING TO THINK YOUR PLAN OF 'LET'S GO RESCUE MY BOYFRIEND' IS THE BEST IDEA RIGHT NOW. GIVE IT A FEW EPISODES.
LOL DOC COTTLE.
DOC COTTLE THINKS YOU'RE FRAKKING MENTAL GAIUS.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. NOISE IN THE BUSHES YO.
BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! LAURA'S GOING TO BE SO HAPPY!
*HUGS*
THEY ARE TOTALLY GIVING EACH OTHER THE NOD.
"IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU." YES. IT. IS.
"BILLY. BILLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS TO ME TO HAVE YOU HERE." UNDEAD!BILLY FOR THE WIN.
SHIT.
"I WANT YOU TO DIE." UMMMMMMMMMMMM...
"AND YOU ASKED WHY." STFU BOOMER OR I WILL STRANGLE YOU.
"NOTHING, NOTHING, MORE NOTHING." LOL DOC.
"FREAKING HYPOCHONDRIAC, ONE ON EVERY BLOODY SHIP." XD
BILL AND LAURA IN A TENT!
"IT'S THE SECOND PART THAT REALLY BOTHERS YOU ISN'T IT?" KINDA. HE'S VERY MUCH IN LOVE WITH YOU. MAKE UP SEXINGS??
"LAURA I FORGIVE YOU." SO MUCH WIN!!
AND THEY'RE SMILING AT EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD
"THANK YOU BILL." *EXPLODES WITH HAPPINESS*
"I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS.""WELL YOU HAVE IT ANYWAY." <3 <3 <3
I'M PRESUMING THE CUT AWAY = MAKE UP SEX. LOL. REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN WE WERE ALL AT KOBOL CAMP AND THEN ADAMA SHOWED UP AND WE WERE ALL LIKE 'YAY BUT NO GET OFF SHARON' AND THEN HE AND ROSLIN WENT INTO LIKE THEIR OWN LITTLE TENT LIKE STRUCTURE AND THEN WE ALL TRIED TO GO ABOUT OUR BUSINESS WHILE TRYING TO IGNORE THE NOISES THAT WERE COMING FROM THEIR SAID TENT? GOOD TIMES.
YEAH HELO, THEY TOTALLY JACK RUBY'D HER.
HEY CHIEF! THIS IS STRANGE FOR YOU NO?
"WE HAVEN'T MET BUT, I REMEMBER YOU." AND ALL THE SEX YOU WERE NOT SO SECRETLY HAVING.
AKWARD HUG!
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LET IT GO MEIER.
"I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR THIS." OH, WE KNOW YOU DIDN'T BILL... ;D
CAN I TOTALLY MENTION HOW GOOD BILL LOOKS IN CAMOFLAUGE? LIKE SERIOUSLY. I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT. I WAS HYPNOTISED BY HIS EYES...*SLAPS SELF*
"NO. FROM YOU." THERE IS SO MUCH LOVE UP IN THESE SCENES RIGHT HERE.
"I THINK IT'S TIME TO GO FIND THIS TOMB OF YOURS." SWEEEEEEEEEEEET.
SMILEY!LAURA!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!
BUT THAT'S THE THING. CYLONS AREN'T PEOPLE. THEY'RE CYLONS.
WTF ARE YOU GOING TO DO BOOMER? I WILL SHOOT YOU TO HELL.
MEIER SHUT IT YOU TOOL.
I WISH THEY'D KEPT THAT SCENE IN WHERE BILLY'S TALKING ABOUT BEING AN AETHIEST BUT STILL BELIEVING IN BILL AND LAURA AND THEN LEE BEING ALL SORRY DAD AND THEN KARA COMES IN AND SAYS "THIS THE SELF HELP GROUP FOR DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILIES AND INSUBORDINATE OFFICERS? OH SO WE'RE NOT TO THE POINT WHERE WE'RE LAUGHING ABOUT IT YET?" AND THEN THEY LAUGH.
WTF BOOMER GET THAT GUN AWAY FROM BILL.
LOL. BYE MEIER. YOU FAIL.
LAURA'S FACE TOTALLY READS 'HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY THOUGHT MY BOYFRIEND WAS GOING TO GET SHOT. AGAIN.'
"STUPID FRAKKIN' THING COULDN'T HAVE COME WITH A HANDBOOK? NO BECAUSE THAT WOULD JUST BE TOO LOGICAL WOULDN'T IT?" LOL KARA.
XD THEY'RE ALL SMILEY AND NODDY AND THIS IS BRILLIANT!
ERM WTF JUST HAPPENED?
"I THINK THAT WAS THE LOBBY." LMAO.
"WE'RE STANDING ON IT." HOLY SHIT. WHOA. HOW THE FUCK DID EARTH GET SO SHITTY IN LIKE TWO YEARS THEN? UNLESS THEY LIKE LANDED ON THE BAD PART??
RIGHT HOW THE FRAK DID THEY GET OUT?
"AND SO TO LIFT ALL OF US LET ME AGAIN PRESENT THE PRESIDENT OF THE COLONIES LAURA ROSLIN." YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. SHE'S BACK! AND THEY'RE TOGETHER AGAIN!!!!!!! XD XD XD I'M SURE SHE LIFTS US ALL IN DIFFERENT WAYS EH BILL? ;D
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *JOINS IN WITH BILL ON THE SLOW CLAPPING*
AND LAURA'S SO HAPPY AND TOUCHED AND I'M CRYING AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
AAAAAAAAND GAIUS IS LIKE HOLY FRAK SHE'S HAVING TOAST!
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THEY'RE ALL SMILELY AND NODDY CAUSE THEY HAD HOT SECKS IN THE TENT. WE ALL KNOW IT.
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*SQUISHES YOU*
FEEL FLAILY SOON BB!
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*IS SQUISHED*
*SQUISHES BACK*
THANKS, I HOPE I DO. I'M SURE SOMEONE UPLOADING THAT FRAKKING TRAILER WOULD HELP SOME.
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