Fandom Radio, Monday, October 15
Oh. You're all back from probably spending way too much money and exposing yourselves to too much sunlight and disrupting your sleep patterns horribly. Was it worth it? I don't know, let's find out. We can do that, since some of the squirrels decided to stow away with you instead of staying here and taking the opportunity to enrich their tiny fur-covered quadripedal lives.
So, the last day of vacation involved a lot of people hanging around by the pool: Natalie, who was returning Peter's memory stick, and Karolina, who was comparing this trip to previous trips with Liara and plotting with Olive to join the circus and never have to leave.
Away from the pool, Hanna was at the spa. Say, if being slathered with funny-colored mysterious gooey substances is your idea of fun, you're going to love some of the next few tests I have planned. Kaidan spent time at the beach. Building sand castles, maybe. Or maybe there were jellyfish. The squirrels didn't say, so I've just decided the probability of jellyfish was -- *high-pitched burst of gibberish* -- high enough to justify saying so. Sia went on the cruise -- and came back, presumably. Mitchell's shopping trip with Bo might or might not have ended with him bringing back a leopard for George. Oh, there's an idea for a future test. Before getting a phone call and leaving the trip early, Tomoe was shopping, too, for creepy souvenirs.
Another idea for a future test. Okay, maybe all of you wandering off for a week wasn't a complete waste.
Back here in town, at the Devil's Nest, the bee that was bothering Tiny meant that Tiny was bothering Jaina. Look, there's an entire ripple effect of annoyance that probably wouldn't have happened if someone hadn't opened a window in the first place. It starts with bees and ends with evil clown ghosts. That's scientifically proven.
Science, however, has not yet conclusively proven what's behind things like disproportionate amounts of Bee Gees music playing at Wellspring Arms. Any luck fixing that, Coulson? Maybe I can help with that.
*"You Should Be Dancing" starts playing, very loudly, and all the way through before the broadcast ends*
So, the last day of vacation involved a lot of people hanging around by the pool: Natalie, who was returning Peter's memory stick, and Karolina, who was comparing this trip to previous trips with Liara and plotting with Olive to join the circus and never have to leave.
Away from the pool, Hanna was at the spa. Say, if being slathered with funny-colored mysterious gooey substances is your idea of fun, you're going to love some of the next few tests I have planned. Kaidan spent time at the beach. Building sand castles, maybe. Or maybe there were jellyfish. The squirrels didn't say, so I've just decided the probability of jellyfish was -- *high-pitched burst of gibberish* -- high enough to justify saying so. Sia went on the cruise -- and came back, presumably. Mitchell's shopping trip with Bo might or might not have ended with him bringing back a leopard for George. Oh, there's an idea for a future test. Before getting a phone call and leaving the trip early, Tomoe was shopping, too, for creepy souvenirs.
Another idea for a future test. Okay, maybe all of you wandering off for a week wasn't a complete waste.
Back here in town, at the Devil's Nest, the bee that was bothering Tiny meant that Tiny was bothering Jaina. Look, there's an entire ripple effect of annoyance that probably wouldn't have happened if someone hadn't opened a window in the first place. It starts with bees and ends with evil clown ghosts. That's scientifically proven.
Science, however, has not yet conclusively proven what's behind things like disproportionate amounts of Bee Gees music playing at Wellspring Arms. Any luck fixing that, Coulson? Maybe I can help with that.
*"You Should Be Dancing" starts playing, very loudly, and all the way through before the broadcast ends*