"I LIKE YA ALOT"
WE STOLE THIS FROM ANGE DEMONDA SHE IS A COOL CAT I MUST SAY
IM BORED HENCE WHY IM DOING A SURVEY
YOU MUST BE EVEN MORE BORED IF YOU GOING TO READ IT
I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD ONE BUT IT ENDED UP BEING A DISPOINTMENT
SO YEAH HAVE FUN I LAUGHED THE WHOLE TIME DOING THIS MAYBE YOU WILL TOO
LAYER ONE
-- Name: Jason Randolph Glezman
-- Birthdate: April 22 1988 (EARTH DAY IS THE SAME DAY)
-- Birthplace: In a room
-- Current Location: Lincroft
-- Eye Color: hazel maybe greenish color stuff
-- Hair Color: brown
-- Height: 5'10
-- Righty or Lefty: raighty
-- Zodiac Sign: rhino
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Irish and Polish and Bits of Italian yahh
-- The shoes you wore today: Etniiees
-- Your weakness: Bigg BUtts
-- Your perfect pizza: Plain Bitches
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: HAVE A SEXUAL RELATION WITH MRS. COVELLI
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: eat my ball cheese and im serious that is they gayest question ever it should be shot in the balls thats how bad it is
-- Your thoughts first waking up: "ahhhhh Fuckk"
-- Your best physical feature: my six pack and you know i got one of dem thangs
-- Your bedtime: when i reach that point of boredum
-- Your most missed memory: Kindergarten it was the shit....i miss nap time and snaack time and play time and sing time oh im goign to cry
LAYER FOUR
-- Pepsi or Coke: ACME COLA
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Wendys are you fucking kidding me
-- Single or group dates: Im more of a 1 on 1 type of guy
-- Adidas or Nike: PUMA!!!!!!!
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: niether yo that powder stuff
-- Chocolate or vanilla: choclate if you pick vanilla you should get shot in the Balls (ovaires if your a girl)
-- Cappuccino or coffee: neither they are both fucking gay
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: nay
-- Cuss: I "curse" oftenly
-- Sing: only to the ladies
-- Take a shower everyday: there are times when the shower does come up on my agenda for the day I won't lie but i do shower
-- Have a crush(es): i got a crush isn't it cute
-- Do you think you've been in love: No!!im 16 too young for that shit
-- Want to go to college: hell yea
-- Want to get married: hellla yea
-- Believe in yourself: yes i doo indeed
-- Get motion sickness: yea in the circumstances of when i am......wait i don't nevermind
-- Think you're attractive: i've been told i have a nice B.O.D girls WANT my B.O.D they NEED my B.O.D
-- Think you're a health freak: hahhahahahhahahaha fuck you in 16 and don't gain weight
-- Get along with your parents: yess
-- Like thunderstorms: whats their to like....
-- Play an instrument: i play the drums but only to the beat of the ladies hearts
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: shhh!!!!
-- Smoked: nnoooope
-- Done a drug: i pumped some herion in my arm thats about it....i was trippin yo (i kid i kid)
-- Had Sex: WITH YOUR DOG......I MEAN YOUR MOM
-- Made Out: ummmmm no
-- Gone on a date: these questions bore me no
-- Gone to the mall?: this survery was cool but its gay now NO
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos:what the fuck is that
-- Eaten sushi: i only eat the female kind of fish
-- Gone skating: yes but these questions suck
-- Made homemade cookies: yahh i cook bitches
-- Gone skinny dipping: close....went in pool with white boxers arn't you jealous
-- Dyed your hair: nooo my friends tried to get me but im too cool for them
-- Stolen anything: only if its your heart....
LAYER SEVEN: Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: you know if you add "in bed" to any of these questions it always works
-- If so, was it mixed company: .....
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: in bed.....yess but not in bed
-- Been caught "doing something": in bed.........umm nooo not in bed iether
-- Been called a tease: in bed!!! i love it its mad funny......no im not a tease from what i knwo
-- Gotten beaten up: in bed...hahah thats a good one.....no i haven't been beaten
-- Shoplifted: in bed okk its over this one doesn't work to well.....nooo
-- Changed who you were to fit in: are you still reading this wow awsome keep going!!...no
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: 26
-- Number and Names of Children: 3
-- Describe your dream wedding: ive got a feeling this was made for girls
-- How do you want to die: get shot in the face and see who did it.....at least i would know how and who killed me instead of wasting away in my sleep and not know when its coming
-- Where you want to go to college: RUTGERS
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: PORN STAR
-- What country would you most like to visit: Sweden....and be like "yahh yahh im swedish with my cloggs" with pete and lupino
LAYER NINE: In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color? i don't care.....whatever you got i like
-- Best hair color? BRUNETTE's
-- Short or long hair: long hair i don't want know dyke hair cuts
-- Best weight: about 250 i need to get a handle on something
-- Best articles of clothing: we don't need clothes!!!!
-- Best first kiss location: on yo couch naa66er
LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 1
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 4
-- Number of CDs that I own: 91
-- Number of piercings: 1 penis
-- Number of tattoos: 3 one on each ass cheeck and one in my gooch that says "why are you reading this!!!"
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: im cool sports guy and other thigns so liek 16
-- Number of scars on my body: 17
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: this one thing...like yeaahhh like in the winter with yah...............and NOT BEING 15 YEARS OLDER SO I CAN DO KANDICES MOM
that sucked...but i laughed
IM BORED HENCE WHY IM DOING A SURVEY
YOU MUST BE EVEN MORE BORED IF YOU GOING TO READ IT
I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD ONE BUT IT ENDED UP BEING A DISPOINTMENT
SO YEAH HAVE FUN I LAUGHED THE WHOLE TIME DOING THIS MAYBE YOU WILL TOO
LAYER ONE
-- Name: Jason Randolph Glezman
-- Birthdate: April 22 1988 (EARTH DAY IS THE SAME DAY)
-- Birthplace: In a room
-- Current Location: Lincroft
-- Eye Color: hazel maybe greenish color stuff
-- Hair Color: brown
-- Height: 5'10
-- Righty or Lefty: raighty
-- Zodiac Sign: rhino
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Irish and Polish and Bits of Italian yahh
-- The shoes you wore today: Etniiees
-- Your weakness: Bigg BUtts
-- Your perfect pizza: Plain Bitches
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: HAVE A SEXUAL RELATION WITH MRS. COVELLI
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: eat my ball cheese and im serious that is they gayest question ever it should be shot in the balls thats how bad it is
-- Your thoughts first waking up: "ahhhhh Fuckk"
-- Your best physical feature: my six pack and you know i got one of dem thangs
-- Your bedtime: when i reach that point of boredum
-- Your most missed memory: Kindergarten it was the shit....i miss nap time and snaack time and play time and sing time oh im goign to cry
LAYER FOUR
-- Pepsi or Coke: ACME COLA
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Wendys are you fucking kidding me
-- Single or group dates: Im more of a 1 on 1 type of guy
-- Adidas or Nike: PUMA!!!!!!!
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: niether yo that powder stuff
-- Chocolate or vanilla: choclate if you pick vanilla you should get shot in the Balls (ovaires if your a girl)
-- Cappuccino or coffee: neither they are both fucking gay
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: nay
-- Cuss: I "curse" oftenly
-- Sing: only to the ladies
-- Take a shower everyday: there are times when the shower does come up on my agenda for the day I won't lie but i do shower
-- Have a crush(es): i got a crush isn't it cute
-- Do you think you've been in love: No!!im 16 too young for that shit
-- Want to go to college: hell yea
-- Want to get married: hellla yea
-- Believe in yourself: yes i doo indeed
-- Get motion sickness: yea in the circumstances of when i am......wait i don't nevermind
-- Think you're attractive: i've been told i have a nice B.O.D girls WANT my B.O.D they NEED my B.O.D
-- Think you're a health freak: hahhahahahhahahaha fuck you in 16 and don't gain weight
-- Get along with your parents: yess
-- Like thunderstorms: whats their to like....
-- Play an instrument: i play the drums but only to the beat of the ladies hearts
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: shhh!!!!
-- Smoked: nnoooope
-- Done a drug: i pumped some herion in my arm thats about it....i was trippin yo (i kid i kid)
-- Had Sex: WITH YOUR DOG......I MEAN YOUR MOM
-- Made Out: ummmmm no
-- Gone on a date: these questions bore me no
-- Gone to the mall?: this survery was cool but its gay now NO
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos:what the fuck is that
-- Eaten sushi: i only eat the female kind of fish
-- Gone skating: yes but these questions suck
-- Made homemade cookies: yahh i cook bitches
-- Gone skinny dipping: close....went in pool with white boxers arn't you jealous
-- Dyed your hair: nooo my friends tried to get me but im too cool for them
-- Stolen anything: only if its your heart....
LAYER SEVEN: Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: you know if you add "in bed" to any of these questions it always works
-- If so, was it mixed company: .....
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: in bed.....yess but not in bed
-- Been caught "doing something": in bed.........umm nooo not in bed iether
-- Been called a tease: in bed!!! i love it its mad funny......no im not a tease from what i knwo
-- Gotten beaten up: in bed...hahah thats a good one.....no i haven't been beaten
-- Shoplifted: in bed okk its over this one doesn't work to well.....nooo
-- Changed who you were to fit in: are you still reading this wow awsome keep going!!...no
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: 26
-- Number and Names of Children: 3
-- Describe your dream wedding: ive got a feeling this was made for girls
-- How do you want to die: get shot in the face and see who did it.....at least i would know how and who killed me instead of wasting away in my sleep and not know when its coming
-- Where you want to go to college: RUTGERS
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: PORN STAR
-- What country would you most like to visit: Sweden....and be like "yahh yahh im swedish with my cloggs" with pete and lupino
LAYER NINE: In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color? i don't care.....whatever you got i like
-- Best hair color? BRUNETTE's
-- Short or long hair: long hair i don't want know dyke hair cuts
-- Best weight: about 250 i need to get a handle on something
-- Best articles of clothing: we don't need clothes!!!!
-- Best first kiss location: on yo couch naa66er
LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 1
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 4
-- Number of CDs that I own: 91
-- Number of piercings: 1 penis
-- Number of tattoos: 3 one on each ass cheeck and one in my gooch that says "why are you reading this!!!"
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: im cool sports guy and other thigns so liek 16
-- Number of scars on my body: 17
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: this one thing...like yeaahhh like in the winter with yah...............and NOT BEING 15 YEARS OLDER SO I CAN DO KANDICES MOM
that sucked...but i laughed