Cracked meup.
I haven't posted a funny or any forwards in a while but I got one at work today that enspired me.
Memorandum
to: all interested Parties
From: concerned citizen
Re: WORK...
> There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. > This virus is called > Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
> receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss > or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
> If you should come into contact with WORK put your > jacket on and take > two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
> You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more
generous application.
Memorandum
to: all interested Parties
From: concerned citizen
Re: WORK...
> There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. > This virus is called > Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
> receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss > or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
> If you should come into contact with WORK put your > jacket on and take > two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
> You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more
generous application.