Kitchen Sex - A Recipe
Borrowed from georgiaskydiver.
Kitchen Sex - A Recipe
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The recipe:
Ingredients
1 wife, bending over to unload the dishwasher
1 husband, poking said wife suggestively
1 husband, grabbing wife's breast
1 spatula
1 kitchen floor . . . and then the couch . . . and then the den floor (add other ingredients as your tastes desire)
Instructions
Take bending over wife and add husband ingredients.
Have wife grab spatula and swat husband's ass and threaten him with the infamous "Aunt Jemima Treatment."
Toss all ingredients on the floor and shake, stir and grind well. Move about the house as necessary until cooked to your satisfaction.
ENJOY!!!
Kitchen Sex - A Recipe
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*
The recipe:
Ingredients
1 wife, bending over to unload the dishwasher
1 husband, poking said wife suggestively
1 husband, grabbing wife's breast
1 spatula
1 kitchen floor . . . and then the couch . . . and then the den floor (add other ingredients as your tastes desire)
Instructions
Take bending over wife and add husband ingredients.
Have wife grab spatula and swat husband's ass and threaten him with the infamous "Aunt Jemima Treatment."
Toss all ingredients on the floor and shake, stir and grind well. Move about the house as necessary until cooked to your satisfaction.
ENJOY!!!