Silver Legacy -- 7.2
To start off: No more Shirley! I had to forcekill her via cheats since she was living on a little too much borrowed time (she was a 4th generation sim, HOLY COW!!!) Idk why, but she just wouldn't croak and, as much as I love her dearly, she kind of had to go.
Do I really have to ask why there's cake on the front porch?
Arthur, I only have this problem with you. WHAT ABOUT THIS UNUSABLE CHAIR MAKES YOU WANT TO SIT IN IT SO BADLY??
That's right, you go to the park and, uh. Play hopscotch.
WOW. Way to activate your dad's trap from AGES ago, Candace.
Arthur: I'm a writer, just like you, Grandma!
Constance: Bitch, please! Don't you know that shitty fanfiction doesn't count?
Arthur: *GASP* HOW DID YOU KNOW??
Constance: You leave WordPad open all the fucking time, how wouldn't I?
Seriously, he just keeps giving Constance more reasons to hate his annoying ass.
STOP THIS. GO USE YOUR OWN COMPUTER. JUST STOP WAKING YOUR CHILDREN UP AT NIGHT.
This is getting out of hand, Arthur.
YES! Please become pals with your father!
I say this in hopes that his caffeine addiction rubs off on you.
Whoa, was it you who put the cake on the front porch?!
This is Arthur's old couch friend that nobody will remember! Turns out she's a midget.
Just kidding. She does have an unfortunate upper lip problem, though. One that reminds me of a poor attempt at a Hitler 'stache.
Thank goodness Arthur's read all the romance novels his dad wrote. He somehow managed to lay all sorts of sly moves on this lady AND invite her to prom, in one standing. Damn.
You guys remember Clayton?
Well he just grew into a cute kid with Roy's face and Letitia's coloring.
LOL I UNNO IM JUST MAKIN MAC N CHEEZ
I don't get it. Constance is Arthur's FAVORITE person of all time.
She, on the other hand, doesn't really want anything to do with him.
Candace: I really like exercising, and I think a treadmill would be a worthwhile investment.
Constance: OH MY LORD, EXERCISE EQUIPMENT??
Nobody understands Candace, the hyper oddball who lives among a family of lazy sims.
Arthur: HOW DARE YOU MAKE GRANDMA CHOKE ON MY MAC N' CHEESE.
Candace: My family's stupidity is causing my eyes cross.
I'd say "CONSTANCE, STOP HATING YOUR FAMILY" if it weren't so hilarious.
Candace: Ohoho them bitches can't get me up here~~
Arthur's finally picked up on his father's drinking habit. HALLEJUAH.
Arthur: You know what's awesome? BOOKSHELVES.
Arthur: Cuz... you know... books.
As one can plainly see, nobody really likes Arthur.
I mean, just look at how bored he gets when you aren't talking about LITERATURE!11 in some shape or form.
Poor Candace tends to play outside alone. After all, Arthur's too busy kissing his grandmother's ass.
And Clayton here is constantly attending classes and whatnot because he's a freaking genius.
...sometimes.
THOSE ARE SOME FUNKY POOL REFLECTIONS.
Also, that lady? That's Letitia's sister, aka Candace's aunt. I had no idea she existed until now.
This is what happens when you forget about your needs bb girl.
SAME TO YOU.
Minus the "bb girl" part.
She swam ALL DAY. If their lot were big enough I would give her a pool, but sadly it is not.
Clearly this family hasn't had enough fires for one lifetime.
Clayton: SOMEONE SHUT THAT THING UP.
Clayton: IT'S GETTING REALLY...... what the.
When Clayton isn't attending every other class being offered around town, he's kicking some fool's ass at internet chess. I don't know who's nerdier; him or Arthur.
Arthur: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU GRANDMA
Oh. Right. Arthur for sure.
Clayton: *IGNORES*
Since retiring from being Mayor of Riverview, Steve's brought it upon himself to get the highest score at that football game with the annoying audio.
The ugly toddler grew up. I THINK HER NAME WAS PAIGE.
Oh my goodness, she's adorable.
Roy: It appears that I have broken my son's computer.
I'm sure you're the best parent on some planet, Roy. Your problem is... this is Earth.
Are you some kind of man-child, Roy? I mean, your mom is always complaining about everything, but being told to clean up after yourself is kind of really ridiculous.
Clayton: Um, Dad... some green Teletubby thing keeps following me around.
Roy: Okay?? Uh, why don't you go play with your toys or whatever it is you usually do.
I know, Clayton. Your dad's incompetence is absolutely astounding. But what else can he do?
When Candace woke-up she decided to play QUEEN OF (ONE OF) THE DINING TABLE(S).
Candace: Everyone, come worship me!
Roy: I'm going to play with the massage chair.
Letitia: BITCH DON'T YOU MESS WITH MY MASSAGE CHAIR
Paige: *judges silently*
Candace: WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING??
I don't know. It's not like they have jobs or school to go to.
Constance: Get down from that chair.
Candace: MAKE ME
Constance: YOU SKIPPED SCHOOL AND YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE MY RULE? OH I DON'T THINK SO. NOW STAY OFF THAT CHAIR.
Oh Candace. Don't tell me you didn't expect that.
HI CLAYTON. Just because you're a genius doesn't mean you can skip school to watch... whatever the hell you're watching.
Candace was forced to do her homework while her mean ol' grandma watched her from the corners of her eyes. Cruel.
Paige: AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Girl: ..........pretty sure you invited me over.
Looks like someone inherited her mom's (and grandmother's) mean streak.
...I forgot all about prom, HELLO FUNNY UPPER LIP GIRL.
Star: Woo, prom! I've never been to prom before!
Arthur: LOL who said you were invited?
Arthur attended prom alone.
Because his date insisted on spending the night with the poor girl Paige is currently ignoring.
Somehow the game treated it like she still went to prom?? Idgi.
Candace: Come look at me, I'm having a birthday in the tiniest bathroom!
Yeah, thanks for that.
Annoying birthday cram aside, Candace is really REALLY pretty. Like, I can't even BEGIN to properly say how pretty she is.
Even if she does look a lot like her Aunt Vanessa.
(This is a shot from later on in-game, oh my semi-spoiler.)
I did not know Roy's favorite color was hot pink. COLOR ME SHOCKED.
Paige: lolol my dad's favorite color is pink
Constance: IT WAS MY FAVORITE COLOR FIRST. :T
I need to stop forgetting about these guys, especially since the Silver legacy is drawing to an end here in only another few generations! I keep falling out of the sim community. I used to have a list of legacies I read, and I've lost track of them. Man, I guess I'll have to make a list or something to keep track.
Also, as of late I've been wanting to make a tumblr for sims stuff! :D Only, I'm still coming up with a name, so I'll get back to everyone on that... Eventually.