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[fancypantry]

I wake up in my bed at my house in Chamblee. It's around 2 o'clock, so naturally it's time for breakfast. Before I can even make it down the stairs to the kitchen I feel one of my teeth wiggling as it would have when I was younger. I look at my mother who is standing at the bottom of the stairs. I decide to see how far I can push the tooth. I press

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[strumpet868]

hey there Kurt Vonnegut

[fancypantry]

That guy is cool. We drink beer together and talk about cars.

[lck1017]

Personally, I prefer Kilgore Trout.

[fancypantry]

Do you like Chris Gaines?

[fancypantry]

If I could find eough things to write about I probably would, but usually I just draw blanks. This is just a dream I had.

[anonymous]

I wake up in my bed at my house in Chamblee. It's around 2 o'clock, so naturally it's time to masturbate. Before I can even make it hard I feel one of my balls wiggling as it would have when I was younger. I look at my mother who is standing at the door. I decide to see how far I can push the ball. I press my tongue against it and push. It falls out. I spit it into my hand and look at it. It's got one of my piercing in it. I look at my mom. She looks confused, but quickly begins attending to other business in my room. This apparent loss of equilibrium in my testicle sack causes four more of my balls to loosen up. I raise my eyebrows and turn down the corners of my bean bag. Some of them simply fall out, but others take a bit more work. I spit them into my hand and quickly shove them into my pocket. I call the gynecologist, but he sounds upset with me. It must be his day off. The words he says stop making sense. I hang up on him. I ask my mother what I should do. She is unfazed and tells me to do what the gynecologist said to do.

[fancypantry]

you deciphered the code.