Sep 26, 1997 20:52
Well, would you look at that. Viktor Krum -- Viktor Krum -- in our midst, mates, in our midst! Nice to see a bloody brilliant and professional Quidditch player out and about on the Natternet! Certainly, this has brought me some excitement; I've been bloody well deprived of any man Quidditch talk ever since I've gotten on this stick-in-the-hole called the Bell farm, you know.
So, Viktor Krum. Should I call you Viktor or Krum? Or is just Viktor Krum fine? Or perhaps Mr. Krum, Mr. Viktor? Comrade? That Bulgarian? I'm very flexible. I MEAN. Yes, what I mean is, what's the competitive front like nowadays? You see, a girl, she needs to live very vicariously, and you're just the man to help said girl out.
So. Spill the beans, mate. Or at least give some flight pointers? Maybe perhaps yes?