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[fancyaflutter]

Why is everyone being so boring!? I went down to lunch today and nobody wanted to talk to me! And I was really bored so I struck up a conversation with my piece of toast, only I think it was talking back to me because it was whinging on about people not liking wholemeal bread much any more. I ate it to shut it up!!

Only I think it's still talking because my stomach is making really strange noises!? Alice, can you hear anything talking inside of me?