Dec 10, 2003 18:50
Below is three stories ... that consecutively helped me get through the work day
CLIENT # 1 - while playing "Piano Man" on the playlist at work
" MAN !! i LOVE billy idol !!! "
ME : " Yeah !! Billy Joel is good too !!! "
CLIENT # 2 - " wait .. this costs money?"
ME : " yes, there is a fee"
CLIENT2 - " you are a f'ing scumbag"
ME : " excuse me sir "
CLIENT2 - " you and your company are all f'ing scumbags"
ME : " im sorry you feel that way sir "
CLIENT2 : " I hope you die of cancer your F'ing WHORE "
his # is 908-247-0335 if anybody wants to call him !! ^
CLIENT#3 - as the Beatles were playing on the playlist a client came in and said " i heard Paul Simon died today ... I knew he was a senator, which they mentioned in the story . but i was just wondering why they didn't also mention that he was a former Beatle "
and on that note, i leave you with
hahahahahahahahahahahaha