Random thoughts to catch you up. Cuz I dont want a fucking twitter account.
I'm on fucking facebook. fuck me. Why do I act like an old man around technology?
Andrews a lying sack of shit who used Jesus as an excuse to break up with me. Jesus may not be my personal savior but we have gotten to know each other lately and I'm offended on his behaf. That and really? you dont have to lie you asshole, just tell me your not interested and whatever, I dont need you or your erratic English accent or ridiculous clothes or stupid fucking hat. You're from fucking London you dipshit, you're not ghetto. I'm a hot intelligent twenty year old American with a lot more integrity than you will ever have. And i have better teeth than you and guess what? You're cockyness? not cute, just really fucking annoying.
Take that fuckface.
I need to cut my hair. I can put in a ponytail, its too fucking long and I need a change.
I'm eating chocolate like whoah.
Why are the ghostbusters coming back?
I need more Merlin.
MDC can suck it.
I cant wait for DragonCon.
Anderson, I'm dissappointed in you, cover Iran with some goddamn guts.
Christiane, I love you.
Stephen Colbert you illogical wonderful bastard what have you done to your hair?
I work with a guy named James Kirk. No I'm not kidding. Yes he's fucking hot. No, he's not single. Yes, he knows he's hot. Yes, that is somehow appropriate.
Obama needs to accomplish something major. I feel like he's still trying to sell his case to me and I'm like, "dude, i voted for you, you dont have to keep campaigning, do something."
My epic spash page is now an epic splsh painting.
The Star Trek XI kink meme...oh dont pretend like you havent been there, unless youre Adam or Darkis or MAYBE Teresa (in which case girl do you realise what epic slash you are missing???)..anyway, parts1-3 focused on sex pollen and orgies and daddy issues/angst, but part four is all about the tentacles.
that last part? why i need an alias when I become a journalist.
and author.
young adult author.
im so fucked.
Andrews a lying sack of shit who used Jesus as an excuse to break up with me. Jesus may not be my personal savior but we have gotten to know each other lately and I'm offended on his behaf. That and really? you dont have to lie you asshole, just tell me your not interested and whatever, I dont need you or your erratic English accent or ridiculous clothes or stupid fucking hat. You're from fucking London you dipshit, you're not ghetto. I'm a hot intelligent twenty year old American with a lot more integrity than you will ever have. And i have better teeth than you and guess what? You're cockyness? not cute, just really fucking annoying.
Take that fuckface.
I need to cut my hair. I can put in a ponytail, its too fucking long and I need a change.
I'm eating chocolate like whoah.
Why are the ghostbusters coming back?
I need more Merlin.
MDC can suck it.
I cant wait for DragonCon.
Anderson, I'm dissappointed in you, cover Iran with some goddamn guts.
Christiane, I love you.
Stephen Colbert you illogical wonderful bastard what have you done to your hair?
I work with a guy named James Kirk. No I'm not kidding. Yes he's fucking hot. No, he's not single. Yes, he knows he's hot. Yes, that is somehow appropriate.
Obama needs to accomplish something major. I feel like he's still trying to sell his case to me and I'm like, "dude, i voted for you, you dont have to keep campaigning, do something."
My epic spash page is now an epic splsh painting.
The Star Trek XI kink meme...oh dont pretend like you havent been there, unless youre Adam or Darkis or MAYBE Teresa (in which case girl do you realise what epic slash you are missing???)..anyway, parts1-3 focused on sex pollen and orgies and daddy issues/angst, but part four is all about the tentacles.
that last part? why i need an alias when I become a journalist.
and author.
young adult author.
im so fucked.