I shall call this a quickspam
It's been ages since I last did a picspam with less than a 100 images, so I have to come up with a different name for this piece of silly nonsense.
I used to watch CSI, the original, set in Las Vegas, I can watch an episode or two of CSI:NY, but CSI:Miami is out of the question. Maybe because every time I see David Caruso on the screen, I want to throw things at the TV.
But I'm also a good fangirl, so here it is, the best part of the whole show; an episode in which Nick Moran is the not-that-bad-but-still-quite-creepy guy.
The whole episode starts with Brian Lexington and his press conference, because everyone wants to hear what he has to say after he's been found innocent after six years in prison for a rape he did not commit.
So the press conference goes on...
... and on...
... and on...
... and I'm busy making screencaps of poor innocent Brian...
... who's of course...
... very happy about being released...
... and who's (when stepping back from the podium) making the worst Face of Innocence I have ever seen.
I mean EVER. *flashlights!*
But he's been found innocent based on evidences re-checked with latest and greatest gadgets of forensic examination six years after the original sentence, so I'm pretty sure he has nothing to hide.
Here I'm allowed to skip a few scenes in which the rest of the cast - detectives and other supporting characters - talk about Brian, who's of course totally innocent. He's only been to the lady's house on the night of the crime...
... because he wanted to look at her while she slept...
... and to steal some underwear.
Which is a very creepy thing to do.
Unfortunately for Brian, he left finger- and bootprints all over the place, so he was quite easily caught and sentenced for twelve years, from which he had to serve six so far. But at least now we know he's not a rapist, only a stalker. Good for him. Congratulations.
Because it would be highly inefficient for any English actor to go to the US for 3 minutes and about 5 lines, the adventures of Brian continue, yay!
First of all he's off to see David Caruso, who investigated the case six years ago, and who's sent him to jail even though he was innocent. Not totally, but innocent enough to be angry now.
Instead of doing something foolish and/or violent...
... Brian has decided to file a lawsuit...
... because not only he was sent to jail innocently...
... but he even got stabben in there...
... so he deserves some recompensation.
Or at least a big "We are sorry, Brian".
David Caruso is of course way too cool to say sorry...
... so his puts on his stupid sunglasses and advices Brian to stay out of his sight.
Heartless ginger son of a---
After not getting even a hint of "we are sorry" from David Caruso, Brian decides to visit the victim but she's not happy about seeing him either. Which of course is totally understandable.
Fortunately David Caruso shows up in the right moment and asks Brian to leave the lady alone.
Which he does...
... so we'll have to wait at least 20 minutes to see him again.
While Brian's away, we find some new suspects for the case, and the Real Rapist gets killed too. And I'm illustrating this with Michael Shanks, because he's always welcome on my screen, and he's playing the present partner of the lady, and so could be the killer of the rapist.
Of course Brian could be the killer too...
... because he was the one who had to go to jail instead of him.
(Sorry for the disturbance, but I was wondering if it was time for Brian to change shirt after a week out of jail, but then I saw this outfit, and understood why Nick Moran wanted to stay in the light blue one instead of testing his luck with the stylists who gave Dr. Taub this eye-watering combination of stipes.)
Back to the plot: poor innocent Brian's one of the suspects...
... but this time he won't be caught for something he did not commit.
In the 20 minutes we had to live without Brian, David Caruso and his team learned that whoever killed the rapist, had something wrong with his left arm. But see, Brian has two perfectly functioning arms...
... so he couldn't have done it.
Saying "yay" again would be in order...
... but now Brian's off the hook for good, and we won't see him any more. Comment if you want to learn who the Real Killer was. :)
[All caps were made by me, but feel free to use them as you wish. A comment would be nice though.]
I used to watch CSI, the original, set in Las Vegas, I can watch an episode or two of CSI:NY, but CSI:Miami is out of the question. Maybe because every time I see David Caruso on the screen, I want to throw things at the TV.
But I'm also a good fangirl, so here it is, the best part of the whole show; an episode in which Nick Moran is the not-that-bad-but-still-quite-creepy guy.
The whole episode starts with Brian Lexington and his press conference, because everyone wants to hear what he has to say after he's been found innocent after six years in prison for a rape he did not commit.
So the press conference goes on...
... and on...
... and on...
... and I'm busy making screencaps of poor innocent Brian...
... who's of course...
... very happy about being released...
... and who's (when stepping back from the podium) making the worst Face of Innocence I have ever seen.
I mean EVER. *flashlights!*
But he's been found innocent based on evidences re-checked with latest and greatest gadgets of forensic examination six years after the original sentence, so I'm pretty sure he has nothing to hide.
Here I'm allowed to skip a few scenes in which the rest of the cast - detectives and other supporting characters - talk about Brian, who's of course totally innocent. He's only been to the lady's house on the night of the crime...
... because he wanted to look at her while she slept...
... and to steal some underwear.
Which is a very creepy thing to do.
Unfortunately for Brian, he left finger- and bootprints all over the place, so he was quite easily caught and sentenced for twelve years, from which he had to serve six so far. But at least now we know he's not a rapist, only a stalker. Good for him. Congratulations.
Because it would be highly inefficient for any English actor to go to the US for 3 minutes and about 5 lines, the adventures of Brian continue, yay!
First of all he's off to see David Caruso, who investigated the case six years ago, and who's sent him to jail even though he was innocent. Not totally, but innocent enough to be angry now.
Instead of doing something foolish and/or violent...
... Brian has decided to file a lawsuit...
... because not only he was sent to jail innocently...
... but he even got stabben in there...
... so he deserves some recompensation.
Or at least a big "We are sorry, Brian".
David Caruso is of course way too cool to say sorry...
... so his puts on his stupid sunglasses and advices Brian to stay out of his sight.
Heartless ginger son of a---
After not getting even a hint of "we are sorry" from David Caruso, Brian decides to visit the victim but she's not happy about seeing him either. Which of course is totally understandable.
Fortunately David Caruso shows up in the right moment and asks Brian to leave the lady alone.
Which he does...
... so we'll have to wait at least 20 minutes to see him again.
While Brian's away, we find some new suspects for the case, and the Real Rapist gets killed too. And I'm illustrating this with Michael Shanks, because he's always welcome on my screen, and he's playing the present partner of the lady, and so could be the killer of the rapist.
Of course Brian could be the killer too...
... because he was the one who had to go to jail instead of him.
(Sorry for the disturbance, but I was wondering if it was time for Brian to change shirt after a week out of jail, but then I saw this outfit, and understood why Nick Moran wanted to stay in the light blue one instead of testing his luck with the stylists who gave Dr. Taub this eye-watering combination of stipes.)
Back to the plot: poor innocent Brian's one of the suspects...
... but this time he won't be caught for something he did not commit.
In the 20 minutes we had to live without Brian, David Caruso and his team learned that whoever killed the rapist, had something wrong with his left arm. But see, Brian has two perfectly functioning arms...
... so he couldn't have done it.
Saying "yay" again would be in order...
... but now Brian's off the hook for good, and we won't see him any more. Comment if you want to learn who the Real Killer was. :)
[All caps were made by me, but feel free to use them as you wish. A comment would be nice though.]