you know you're sick when

Feb 16, 2009 11:24

You're lying under a duvet in the middle of the day watching re-runs of crappy cheesy reality tv where Z-list celebrities perform rubbish figure skating routines to crappy cheesy music AND IT MAKES YOU CRY. Not because of how pathetic you are. Because you are in such a feeble physical and emotional state that it GENUINELY AFFECTS YOU.

I JUST CRIED WATCHING SOMEONE ICE-DANCE (BADLY!) TO LADY IN RED. KILL ME NOW.

I feel like shit. I went to bed feeling rough last night, slept fitfully until about 2am when I woke to one of the most violent stomach bugs I've had in years. I haven't slept since then. Just vomited and ached and shivered. I haven't eaten anything today apart from a square of chocolate and a handful of crisps. I feel like I've thrown up more than my own body weight.

I HATE EVERYTHING.

Flist, if you have any happies or funnies or just general awesomeness you feel the need to share right now, please point them this way :( I desperately need cheering up.

ETA: YOU ARE ALL SWEETIES, THANK YOU :D

tmi, pity me, pointless moping, rec me amadeus, fuck everything

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