In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Bang the guy who lives next door.
Get your resolution here Sounds like me, doesn't it? *amused*
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Get the chick next door pregnant.
Get your resolution here As does this one.
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Start working on the street corner.
Get your resolution here Oh yeah. Me all over.