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[fan_of_the_cat]

A...A....A BABY?! I found a baby this morning in my room. S-She was crying so much and I felt very horrible for it. I tried everything to get it to stop, but I-I think it got very tired and fell to sleep. I...I can take care of children, very well, I suppose, but a baby? I-I-I'm so confused.

Yuffie-san...help me.

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[wutaithief]

You need me? Why?

A little girl baby?
Oh, can I come see her? Babies are soooooooo cute!

[fan_of_the_cat]

Yes. Very much so, ehmm, this is going to sound strange, but you are also this baby's parents. Like I am...

Yes! I would love for you to come see her. She is very cute!

[wutaithief]

Woah...we're Momma's?
But I'm too young to be a Momma!

....where are you? I'll come and see her. I'm sure she'll be super awesome if she's ours.

[fan_of_the_cat]

I guess so.
Me too! ;A;

I'm in my room. *gives room number* O..Okay. She doesn't seem to like me very much, maybe she'll like you better?

[wutaithief]

I'm sure she likes you just fine.

I'll be up there super quick! Do you have anything for her to eat?

[fan_of_the_cat]

N-No, she won't stop crying.

Okay. Umm! No! I don't! I'm so sorry!

[wutaithief]

Don't panic.

I'll bring some milk and something for her to play with. I'll bet she likes materia!
We'll be great, just you wait and see.

[fan_of_the_cat]

I-I'll try not to!

O-Oh thank you! Materia?

[wutaithief]

Okay, I'm heading to the kitchen -someone says that they've got all this stuff there for the kids now.

Materia is like shiny orbs. They've got magic in them, but it's not working yet. She'll like them, I'll show you when I get there.

[fan_of_the_cat]

Good! We'll need some of the stuff.

An ord? O...Oh okay. Babies do like shiny things! So I'm sure she'll love them!