"In the Game of Food, you win, or you wash the dishes."

[full_metal_ox]

Indeterminate Fantasy Stew is not on George R.R. Martin's literary menu; like Fritz Leiber, J.K. Rowling, and Brian Jacques, Martin is not only specific but downright inventive when it comes to what's for lunch in Fantasyland--inspiring Inn at the Crossroads, a site devoted to A Song of Fire and Ice/Game of Thrones fan cuisine.

(This courtesy ofsarea_okelani, in the course of a post on food-porn discussing her own clarification of HBO's recipe for Westeros lemon cakes.)