So, um.
I'm trying hard not to explode with laughter and glee all over this post.
There is biting-down-on-lip-to-hold-back-giggles-I'm-so-gleeful-Chaucer-style happening, here.
twixou? You're DOOMED.
Darren Darren Darren! I don't usually go all gossipy, but 'Lexia, this post is especially for you. I can't believe you're not around to hear this. I told you they were shagging.