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+ For this month's challenge at picspammy. Part one of three. *sigh* 207 caps used just in this part. Fuck me. Did you expect anything less though?
1.01: Pilot
Mrs. Murphy: Congratulations, you're my volunteer. Pope. An Essay on Man. Epistle I.
Veronica: "Hope springs eternal in the human breast; Man never Is, but always to be blest: the soul, uneasy and confin'd from home, rests and expatiates in a life to come."
Mrs. Murphy: And what do you suppose Pope meant by that?
Veronica: Life's a bitch until you die.
1.02: Credit Where Credit's Due
Troy: Flat?
Veronica: Just as God made me.
Troy: Are you always this persnickety?
Veronica: Sometimes I'm even persnicketier.
1.03: Meet John Smith
Wallace: Hi, sir. Wallace Fennel.
Veronica: Wallace is a friend of mine. Take that, high school guidance counselor.
1.04: The Wrath of Con
Veronica: They told me this was Sri Lanka! I wanted a coconut toddy!
1.05: You Think You Know Somebody
Veronica: Uh, your monkey's gonna have to ride in the back.
Logan: Ha ha. Nice car. God, it must've been a huge cereal box.
1.06: Return of the Kane
Veronica: I want to find out who this kid is and what room he voted in.
Wallace: And I want a statue of myself in the main lobby - holding a musket, staring down danger. Since we're talking about stuff we want.
Veronica: Please?
Wallace: How hard was that?
1.07: The Girl Next Door
Veronica: Buy me a pony?
Keith: I was thinking I'd watch TV and you'd rub my feet.
Veronica: Hmm. Yeah, that's normal.
1.08: Like a Virgin
Meg: I usually have sweats in my locker. Sorry.
Veronica: No, this is perfect. I just have to resist the urge to do a cartwheel.
1.09: Drinking the Kool-Aid
Keith: It's a waterbed.
Veronica: All right.
Keith: Come on, you've wanted one of these things since, like, you were 5-years-old.
Veronica: I also wanted to marry Vanilla Ice and build the world's largest collection of Z-bots.
1.10: An Echolls Family Christmas
Veronica: Look at you, all helpful.
Logan: Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one! Annoy like the wind!
1.11: Silence of the Lamb
Lamb: Veronica Mars. Is your daddy here or is he busy peeking in people's windows?
Veronica: You stop dressing up like Little Bo Peep, he'll stop peeking.
1.12: Clash of the Tritons
Lamb: Veronica Mars is... smarter than me.
Veronica: Oh, you stop it!
1.13: Lord of the Bling
Veronica: We used to be friends...a long time ago.
1.14: Mars vs. Mars
Weevil: If you're looking for my trophy, it's back by auto shop.
Veronica: Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
Weevil: Is this 1970? Rims, baby.
Veronica: So you got a trophy for a rim job?
1.15: Ruskie Business
Keith: Don't forget. You're a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then.
Veronica: Relax, Dad. I'm cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak.
1.16: Betty and Veronica
Veronica: At my old school I was Horny! We were the Rhinos. I was the mascot.
1.17: Kanes and Abel's
Veronica: Caz, you were lurking. The innocent rarely lurk.
1.18: Weapons of Class Destruction
Veronica: Dear Seventeen Magazine, how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class has a crush on me? No, strike that. Dear Seventeen, how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class murdered his sister?
1.19: Hot Dogs
Veronica: I'll be at home. With the only sane member of the Mars family.
Keith: The one who eats from the garbage and keeps bringing me dead birds?
Veronica: That's the one.
1.20: MAD
Logan: Ah, mass transit. But why take the bus when you can drive your very own rust bucket? I had my dad's driver pick it up. Full of fresh stolen parts, ready to go.
Veronica: Wow. I'll just try to keep this little gesture in mind this weekend when you and Dick and the Beaver are off getting blasted and scamming cheerleaders.
Logan: Yeah. Yeah, actually I had to tell Dick I'm not available. Because I have other plans.
Veronica: There are cheerleaders with low self-esteem available domestically?
1.21: A Trip to the Dentist
Veronica: You wrote "slut" on my car last year at Shelly's party. Why?
Madison: Because "whore" had too many letters.
1.22: Leave it to Beaver
Veronica: Isn't it better like this?
Lilly: So much better.
Veronica: This is how it's supposed to be.
Lilly: Totally.
Veronica: This is how it's going to be from now on. Right? Lilly?
Lilly: You know how things are going to be now, don't you? You have to know.
Veronica: Just like this. Just like this.
Lilly: Don't forget about me, Veronica.
Veronica: I could never.
There you have it folks. If classes don't kick my ass too bad this week, expect part two around Friday :)
1.01: Pilot
Mrs. Murphy: Congratulations, you're my volunteer. Pope. An Essay on Man. Epistle I.
Veronica: "Hope springs eternal in the human breast; Man never Is, but always to be blest: the soul, uneasy and confin'd from home, rests and expatiates in a life to come."
Mrs. Murphy: And what do you suppose Pope meant by that?
Veronica: Life's a bitch until you die.
1.02: Credit Where Credit's Due
Troy: Flat?
Veronica: Just as God made me.
Troy: Are you always this persnickety?
Veronica: Sometimes I'm even persnicketier.
1.03: Meet John Smith
Wallace: Hi, sir. Wallace Fennel.
Veronica: Wallace is a friend of mine. Take that, high school guidance counselor.
1.04: The Wrath of Con
Veronica: They told me this was Sri Lanka! I wanted a coconut toddy!
1.05: You Think You Know Somebody
Veronica: Uh, your monkey's gonna have to ride in the back.
Logan: Ha ha. Nice car. God, it must've been a huge cereal box.
1.06: Return of the Kane
Veronica: I want to find out who this kid is and what room he voted in.
Wallace: And I want a statue of myself in the main lobby - holding a musket, staring down danger. Since we're talking about stuff we want.
Veronica: Please?
Wallace: How hard was that?
1.07: The Girl Next Door
Veronica: Buy me a pony?
Keith: I was thinking I'd watch TV and you'd rub my feet.
Veronica: Hmm. Yeah, that's normal.
1.08: Like a Virgin
Meg: I usually have sweats in my locker. Sorry.
Veronica: No, this is perfect. I just have to resist the urge to do a cartwheel.
1.09: Drinking the Kool-Aid
Keith: It's a waterbed.
Veronica: All right.
Keith: Come on, you've wanted one of these things since, like, you were 5-years-old.
Veronica: I also wanted to marry Vanilla Ice and build the world's largest collection of Z-bots.
1.10: An Echolls Family Christmas
Veronica: Look at you, all helpful.
Logan: Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one! Annoy like the wind!
1.11: Silence of the Lamb
Lamb: Veronica Mars. Is your daddy here or is he busy peeking in people's windows?
Veronica: You stop dressing up like Little Bo Peep, he'll stop peeking.
1.12: Clash of the Tritons
Lamb: Veronica Mars is... smarter than me.
Veronica: Oh, you stop it!
1.13: Lord of the Bling
Veronica: We used to be friends...a long time ago.
1.14: Mars vs. Mars
Weevil: If you're looking for my trophy, it's back by auto shop.
Veronica: Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
Weevil: Is this 1970? Rims, baby.
Veronica: So you got a trophy for a rim job?
1.15: Ruskie Business
Keith: Don't forget. You're a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then.
Veronica: Relax, Dad. I'm cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak.
1.16: Betty and Veronica
Veronica: At my old school I was Horny! We were the Rhinos. I was the mascot.
1.17: Kanes and Abel's
Veronica: Caz, you were lurking. The innocent rarely lurk.
1.18: Weapons of Class Destruction
Veronica: Dear Seventeen Magazine, how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class has a crush on me? No, strike that. Dear Seventeen, how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class murdered his sister?
1.19: Hot Dogs
Veronica: I'll be at home. With the only sane member of the Mars family.
Keith: The one who eats from the garbage and keeps bringing me dead birds?
Veronica: That's the one.
1.20: MAD
Logan: Ah, mass transit. But why take the bus when you can drive your very own rust bucket? I had my dad's driver pick it up. Full of fresh stolen parts, ready to go.
Veronica: Wow. I'll just try to keep this little gesture in mind this weekend when you and Dick and the Beaver are off getting blasted and scamming cheerleaders.
Logan: Yeah. Yeah, actually I had to tell Dick I'm not available. Because I have other plans.
Veronica: There are cheerleaders with low self-esteem available domestically?
1.21: A Trip to the Dentist
Veronica: You wrote "slut" on my car last year at Shelly's party. Why?
Madison: Because "whore" had too many letters.
1.22: Leave it to Beaver
Veronica: Isn't it better like this?
Lilly: So much better.
Veronica: This is how it's supposed to be.
Lilly: Totally.
Veronica: This is how it's going to be from now on. Right? Lilly?
Lilly: You know how things are going to be now, don't you? You have to know.
Veronica: Just like this. Just like this.
Lilly: Don't forget about me, Veronica.
Veronica: I could never.
There you have it folks. If classes don't kick my ass too bad this week, expect part two around Friday :)