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[taiyuan]

[ Suddenly, you are on an island. Shut up, man, this is my musebox. ): The sky is as blue as ever and the breeze is quite strong - the moment you feel it on your face, the sailors ring their bells. Time to set sail

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[wybrows]

[ Runs into her!! Falls down. ]

Why you...

[taiyuan]

[ oh

she turns around to look at her

what do you do in this situation... ]

I like your caterpillars!

[wybrows]

[ So mean. ] What caterpillars?

[taiyuan]

The ones on your head! [ points at her ow forehead ] How'd you keep 'em there? Do you do a magic trick? Is it a magic trick? Can you teach me?

[ A beat. ]

Teach me!

[wybrows]

Those

are

my

eyebrows!

[taiyuan]

Oh.

[ suddenly you're not cool anymore, so she's gonna walk away without saying sorry now... ]

[taiyuan]

[ Or not. ]

What're you wearing and why does it show your tummy? [ pats her own tummy ]

[wybrows]

[ Still so hurt. ]

This is the latest fashion in the Principality of Wy, thank you.

Now apologise.

[taiyuan]

But I dunno what to apologize for.

--what's the Principle of Wy?

[wybrows]

For being an idiot.

That's me, dummy. How could you not know that?

Where are we?

[taiyuan]

Taiwanfu! That's the name of this place. [ spins around ] But the whoooole island's called Formosa. That's what the scaryface said.

Does Wy live near him? Mister Holland person.

[wybrows]

Holland? Don't live near 'im, no. I live in Australia, idiot.

And my house is a lot better than this dumb island.

[taiyuan]

've never heard of 'stralia! You're making things up! And I bet my house a lotta cooler things than yours does. [ that depends on what perspective we look at... ]