3 Fighters 1....(Feb 7, 8,9 & 11 2001)
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justins house
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Christina- wheres the boos I am thirsty?
justin- they are in the fridge in the secret department, against the side...
if you cant figure it out ask Jc
Jam- I want some to...
(britney cuts her off)
Britney- but its bad jam, we are not of age!!!!!
Jam- it is fun... because we are not of age!!!!!
Britney- (remembers that she has to make a few changes in her personality to keep her new friends) Oh yeah, I want some to!!!!!
Chris- fuck what you guys are saying I'm of age...
Staci- (whispers in Jc's ear)he is well over age...
Jc- lets go to justens basment, there are some toys there!!!!
Staci- mmmmm, sounds good!!!(says biting his ear)
Christina- you all can get your own god damn beer, except Jay her you go!
Jay- thank you(he says as kissing her cheek)
Paige-man I need some glitter hey chriss wanna go shopping w/ me?
Chris- sure I have nothing better to do.
(they walk twards the door and open it to see two really thin tall chicks in red soots walk in)
Chris- nice legs!!!!!!
(they walk into the living room with a strange wsuit case in their hands)
Justin- who are you, I don't think I made a call to thatescort servis today?
Christina- What do you wan't Bobyjo and DeeDee Fortner????
Bobyjo- we have come to like, let you know like, we like have Marilyn Manson,because our like god, Christina Agulara, like told us he was evil, so like we thought we should like make him suffer, thats like all.
Deedee- And also like Christina said that she like thanks you for like saving her and like all, but like she had to make him pay, and she like will not let you like enterfear, because like she like will like be verry like prepared for your like best!!!!So don't like be sneeky, like because our god christina Agulara knows all!!!!!!!!!
Christina- Whats inthe suit case?
Bobyjo- Like pictures of like Christina Agulara of course, that is #1 rule, we have to like carry pictures of our god every where, no like matter what!!!!!
Britney spears- Like marilyn Manson is our god and if you continue to threaten his life, we will bring you down!!!!!!!!
Christina- I thought you where a preppy whore, what happend?
Britney- Things have changed, and pluse I got tierd of giving head to all the prudusers!!!!
Christina- Oh cool... Bobyjo she is right, we will get him back, and I will kill you in the prosess!!!!!!!!!!
(Staci enters the room w/ Jc)
Staci- WTF is going on who let those whores in the house?????
Justin- It wasn't me!
Christina- they got Marilyn!!!!!!
Staci- Why am I not suprized, let me guess Cristina Agulara, the ungratful slut has tooken him.
Deedee- Christina agulare is a god not a slut!!!!!!
Staci- You dare speak to me with such rudeness!!!!!!!????????????
(Daniel pops up with chris Paige and his bowl of popcorn)
Christina- I got bobyjo you got Deedee ok staci?
Staci- Why the hell not!!!
(Christina runs to bobyjo grabs her head and punches it with the other hand, Bobyjo cries out and falls to the ground, Christina starts kicking her. Staci kicks deedee in the face and deedee falls down...)
Daniel- I love this!
Chris- hay we should do this more often!!!
Daniel- yeah thats cool with me I can use some company.
(christina grabs bobyjo's hight heel, and shoves it into her head right between the eyes... Staci grabs her speashal dagger and stabs deedee in the hart...)
Christina- that was easy!
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JUSTIN TEMBERLAKES'S LIVING ROOM AFTER STACI&CHRISTINA KILLED BOBYJO&DEEDEE
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Christina- get her suitcase... and brake the lock
(she tells Jay)
Jay- what do I brake it with?
Staci- HUM I wonder your teeth maybe, go get a crowbare or hammer, something hard!!!!!!!!!!
Christina- Hey britney are you gonna get rid of the boddies, that whould like be so cool!!!!!!!
Britney- Like ok, I am cool, I guess I should get the cool Job!!!!!
(britney leaves pulling the bodies with her by thier hair)
Christina- Justin I know she has changed in all, but sometimes she gets on my nerves!!!
Justin- I know, I would have dumped her ass a long time ago except she gives good head!
Staci- Shut up!!!!!!! I don't wanna know!!!!!!
Justin- Jc don't it ever scare you to know your girl can whip all our asses!!!!!!
Jc- hey she already whipped mine!!!!
Christina- Way to go staci!!!!!(whispers)I bet you both enjoyed it a little to much.(staci smiles)
Jay- I got it(he says as he throughs down a cooking pan)
Staci- ok thats not what I ment by something hard... but never mind...
(christina opens it to see five pictures of Christina agulara, and a letter from christina agulara)
Christina- what the hell I can barely read her handwriting!!!
(Britney enters)
Can anyone here read a sluts handwriting???
Britney-I can!!!!I can!!!!!!!!! Pick me!Pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please please pick me!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE I WANNA READ IT!!!!!!!
Christina- Ok uh than I guess you can...(she says looking at staci as if she don't understand something)
Britney- ok it says,
"Oh Christina and Stacy like I gnew you wauldnt like let them like leave, I knew like you wauld read like this letter I am like writing write now... like I am thankful you saved me last time, but like tell me,like what wauld you be doing like now if I hadn't like tuucken Marilyn Manson? Ahhh like I think you all would like either be drunk, or like burad to dealth. I am not gonna give him like back to you athiests. I am supossed to lie be his, and your like god, and like you like don't like worshop me. Like that is so like wrong, he is like gonna pay, like don't like test like me!!!!!"
ummm she had really bad spelling, um do I like sound like that???
Christina- she better not rape him or anything that is my job!!!!!!
Staci- Hay spears, where did you put the bodies?
Britney-Um in thier trunck and then I drove it int the lake and swam back up and watched them sink!!!! MMMMUUUUUAAAAHHHHAAAHHAAHHAAHAHA
Christina- No you didnt!!
Britney- I know, actually I put them in my makeup bag and threw it into a hole Justins dog dug, and I didn't feel it with durt because I was scared I might get durty so I had a nice little girl do it, her name was Katie, I gave her 600 dollers to do it!!!!
Staci- Ok thats odd, I think I could have done better but oh well.
(britney picked up the suitcase and looked in it)
Britney-where is everything, all thatroom in here and all that like wasted space!
Its wrong!!!!!!!!!
Christina we have bigger problems to think about britney...
Staci- lets go look in the their car, to see if we can find anything.
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IN THE WHORES CAR
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Staci- I get front seats and glove dupartment!
Christina- I get back seets and trunk
Jam- when what do I get?
Christina- how about you and britney go shopping for a while.
Britney- yeah, YES!!!!!
Jam- but I always get to help, are you guys trying to ditch me?
Staci- christina stop being rude, Britney you can go shopping with paige, Ok! Jam you are staying!
(Britney runs inside in surch for Paige)
Christina- (looks at the floor) Ok I have found their life supply of used condoms...
Jam- (is looking inside the unlocked trunk) I just found their life time suply of new condoms!!!
Staci- (finnaly gets the dam glove dapartment to open) And I just found two tickets to New Orleans Dated for tonight at 6:00pm flight 160!!!!
Who is gonna buy the extra one????
Jam- I will get britney to buy me one!!!!
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INSIDE JUSTINS HOUSE
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Staci- Um everyone we leave tonight, so it is time to say our goodbyes!
Christina- We leave in I think three hours.
Jam- Britney ummm, wanna know what would be the coolest thing you can do is?
Britney- I can be cool, tell me how I can be cooler!!!
Jam- you can bye me my ticket!!!!!!!
Britney- oh we will have so much fun... so where we going, it sounds good to me, are we going to Alaska?????
Jam- uuummm (she looks at staci and christina) WE are going to New Orleans, As in me staci and christina!!!!!
Britney- Oh I knew you guys liked me, to invite me to save our god with you!!!!!!!!! Oh joy, I am so cool, I am cool!!!!!!!!
Christina-(whispering to staci) Shoob doob shooby do do shoob!
Staci- Shubs do doob shoob!!!!
Jay-(he walks over to christina and whispers in her ear) looks like you all will have a jolly ole time!!!(he gave a little laph)
Christina- shut up!!!!
(staci walks over to Jc and kisses him.)
Staci- (whispering at Jc) I am going to miss you a lot, and don't worry I won't literally whip anyone's assas why I am away...
Jc- I feel verry loved, and my ass also feels loved
(NICK BURST IN)
nick-TWINKY BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(JOEYBURST THROUGH THE OPOSET DOOR)
joey-TWINKY BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney- (squicky voice)TWINKY BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHRISTINA AND STACI- SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(then all the couples go into the basement for some kinkey fun
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On plain about to take off
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Christina- I have always hated flying!!!!!!!!!
(she says as she is grabbing the back of staci's shirt choking staci)
Staci- I *struggling breath* can tell!!!!
Christina- they don't pay me enough to do this!!!!!
jam- ok no one talk the wicked witch of the teenylands west fell asleep
Britney- not any more!!!!! Do you like have a problem like with the way I like dress!!!!
Christina- (lets go of staci) Um britney... we don't care about your slutty close, and you know I was starting to like you but I think you woke up to be Ms. slut of the week!!!!!!
Britney- I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED!!!!!!!!!!
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justins house
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Christina- wheres the boos I am thirsty?
justin- they are in the fridge in the secret department, against the side...
if you cant figure it out ask Jc
Jam- I want some to...
(britney cuts her off)
Britney- but its bad jam, we are not of age!!!!!
Jam- it is fun... because we are not of age!!!!!
Britney- (remembers that she has to make a few changes in her personality to keep her new friends) Oh yeah, I want some to!!!!!
Chris- fuck what you guys are saying I'm of age...
Staci- (whispers in Jc's ear)he is well over age...
Jc- lets go to justens basment, there are some toys there!!!!
Staci- mmmmm, sounds good!!!(says biting his ear)
Christina- you all can get your own god damn beer, except Jay her you go!
Jay- thank you(he says as kissing her cheek)
Paige-man I need some glitter hey chriss wanna go shopping w/ me?
Chris- sure I have nothing better to do.
(they walk twards the door and open it to see two really thin tall chicks in red soots walk in)
Chris- nice legs!!!!!!
(they walk into the living room with a strange wsuit case in their hands)
Justin- who are you, I don't think I made a call to thatescort servis today?
Christina- What do you wan't Bobyjo and DeeDee Fortner????
Bobyjo- we have come to like, let you know like, we like have Marilyn Manson,because our like god, Christina Agulara, like told us he was evil, so like we thought we should like make him suffer, thats like all.
Deedee- And also like Christina said that she like thanks you for like saving her and like all, but like she had to make him pay, and she like will not let you like enterfear, because like she like will like be verry like prepared for your like best!!!!So don't like be sneeky, like because our god christina Agulara knows all!!!!!!!!!
Christina- Whats inthe suit case?
Bobyjo- Like pictures of like Christina Agulara of course, that is #1 rule, we have to like carry pictures of our god every where, no like matter what!!!!!
Britney spears- Like marilyn Manson is our god and if you continue to threaten his life, we will bring you down!!!!!!!!
Christina- I thought you where a preppy whore, what happend?
Britney- Things have changed, and pluse I got tierd of giving head to all the prudusers!!!!
Christina- Oh cool... Bobyjo she is right, we will get him back, and I will kill you in the prosess!!!!!!!!!!
(Staci enters the room w/ Jc)
Staci- WTF is going on who let those whores in the house?????
Justin- It wasn't me!
Christina- they got Marilyn!!!!!!
Staci- Why am I not suprized, let me guess Cristina Agulara, the ungratful slut has tooken him.
Deedee- Christina agulare is a god not a slut!!!!!!
Staci- You dare speak to me with such rudeness!!!!!!!????????????
(Daniel pops up with chris Paige and his bowl of popcorn)
Christina- I got bobyjo you got Deedee ok staci?
Staci- Why the hell not!!!
(Christina runs to bobyjo grabs her head and punches it with the other hand, Bobyjo cries out and falls to the ground, Christina starts kicking her. Staci kicks deedee in the face and deedee falls down...)
Daniel- I love this!
Chris- hay we should do this more often!!!
Daniel- yeah thats cool with me I can use some company.
(christina grabs bobyjo's hight heel, and shoves it into her head right between the eyes... Staci grabs her speashal dagger and stabs deedee in the hart...)
Christina- that was easy!
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JUSTIN TEMBERLAKES'S LIVING ROOM AFTER STACI&CHRISTINA KILLED BOBYJO&DEEDEE
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Christina- get her suitcase... and brake the lock
(she tells Jay)
Jay- what do I brake it with?
Staci- HUM I wonder your teeth maybe, go get a crowbare or hammer, something hard!!!!!!!!!!
Christina- Hey britney are you gonna get rid of the boddies, that whould like be so cool!!!!!!!
Britney- Like ok, I am cool, I guess I should get the cool Job!!!!!
(britney leaves pulling the bodies with her by thier hair)
Christina- Justin I know she has changed in all, but sometimes she gets on my nerves!!!
Justin- I know, I would have dumped her ass a long time ago except she gives good head!
Staci- Shut up!!!!!!! I don't wanna know!!!!!!
Justin- Jc don't it ever scare you to know your girl can whip all our asses!!!!!!
Jc- hey she already whipped mine!!!!
Christina- Way to go staci!!!!!(whispers)I bet you both enjoyed it a little to much.(staci smiles)
Jay- I got it(he says as he throughs down a cooking pan)
Staci- ok thats not what I ment by something hard... but never mind...
(christina opens it to see five pictures of Christina agulara, and a letter from christina agulara)
Christina- what the hell I can barely read her handwriting!!!
(Britney enters)
Can anyone here read a sluts handwriting???
Britney-I can!!!!I can!!!!!!!!! Pick me!Pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please please pick me!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE I WANNA READ IT!!!!!!!
Christina- Ok uh than I guess you can...(she says looking at staci as if she don't understand something)
Britney- ok it says,
"Oh Christina and Stacy like I gnew you wauldnt like let them like leave, I knew like you wauld read like this letter I am like writing write now... like I am thankful you saved me last time, but like tell me,like what wauld you be doing like now if I hadn't like tuucken Marilyn Manson? Ahhh like I think you all would like either be drunk, or like burad to dealth. I am not gonna give him like back to you athiests. I am supossed to lie be his, and your like god, and like you like don't like worshop me. Like that is so like wrong, he is like gonna pay, like don't like test like me!!!!!"
ummm she had really bad spelling, um do I like sound like that???
Christina- she better not rape him or anything that is my job!!!!!!
Staci- Hay spears, where did you put the bodies?
Britney-Um in thier trunck and then I drove it int the lake and swam back up and watched them sink!!!! MMMMUUUUUAAAAHHHHAAAHHAAHHAAHAHA
Christina- No you didnt!!
Britney- I know, actually I put them in my makeup bag and threw it into a hole Justins dog dug, and I didn't feel it with durt because I was scared I might get durty so I had a nice little girl do it, her name was Katie, I gave her 600 dollers to do it!!!!
Staci- Ok thats odd, I think I could have done better but oh well.
(britney picked up the suitcase and looked in it)
Britney-where is everything, all thatroom in here and all that like wasted space!
Its wrong!!!!!!!!!
Christina we have bigger problems to think about britney...
Staci- lets go look in the their car, to see if we can find anything.
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IN THE WHORES CAR
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Staci- I get front seats and glove dupartment!
Christina- I get back seets and trunk
Jam- when what do I get?
Christina- how about you and britney go shopping for a while.
Britney- yeah, YES!!!!!
Jam- but I always get to help, are you guys trying to ditch me?
Staci- christina stop being rude, Britney you can go shopping with paige, Ok! Jam you are staying!
(Britney runs inside in surch for Paige)
Christina- (looks at the floor) Ok I have found their life supply of used condoms...
Jam- (is looking inside the unlocked trunk) I just found their life time suply of new condoms!!!
Staci- (finnaly gets the dam glove dapartment to open) And I just found two tickets to New Orleans Dated for tonight at 6:00pm flight 160!!!!
Who is gonna buy the extra one????
Jam- I will get britney to buy me one!!!!
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INSIDE JUSTINS HOUSE
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Staci- Um everyone we leave tonight, so it is time to say our goodbyes!
Christina- We leave in I think three hours.
Jam- Britney ummm, wanna know what would be the coolest thing you can do is?
Britney- I can be cool, tell me how I can be cooler!!!
Jam- you can bye me my ticket!!!!!!!
Britney- oh we will have so much fun... so where we going, it sounds good to me, are we going to Alaska?????
Jam- uuummm (she looks at staci and christina) WE are going to New Orleans, As in me staci and christina!!!!!
Britney- Oh I knew you guys liked me, to invite me to save our god with you!!!!!!!!! Oh joy, I am so cool, I am cool!!!!!!!!
Christina-(whispering to staci) Shoob doob shooby do do shoob!
Staci- Shubs do doob shoob!!!!
Jay-(he walks over to christina and whispers in her ear) looks like you all will have a jolly ole time!!!(he gave a little laph)
Christina- shut up!!!!
(staci walks over to Jc and kisses him.)
Staci- (whispering at Jc) I am going to miss you a lot, and don't worry I won't literally whip anyone's assas why I am away...
Jc- I feel verry loved, and my ass also feels loved
(NICK BURST IN)
nick-TWINKY BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(JOEYBURST THROUGH THE OPOSET DOOR)
joey-TWINKY BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney- (squicky voice)TWINKY BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHRISTINA AND STACI- SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(then all the couples go into the basement for some kinkey fun
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On plain about to take off
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Christina- I have always hated flying!!!!!!!!!
(she says as she is grabbing the back of staci's shirt choking staci)
Staci- I *struggling breath* can tell!!!!
Christina- they don't pay me enough to do this!!!!!
jam- ok no one talk the wicked witch of the teenylands west fell asleep
Britney- not any more!!!!! Do you like have a problem like with the way I like dress!!!!
Christina- (lets go of staci) Um britney... we don't care about your slutty close, and you know I was starting to like you but I think you woke up to be Ms. slut of the week!!!!!!
Britney- I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED!!!!!!!!!!
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Back to Story 1 part 3
Fiction Main