KAT-TUN Gang
Ok real fast I like to say I wrote this after watching a parody video of KAT-TUN doing a interview for their QoP Tour. The way the boys characters act is 80% not my, 10% mine, 10% them. I think the video was done by marinagt but I'm not sure, since it was so far back. So I guess what I'm saying is this story, dabble whatever is made off of someone else's idea and I just expanded on it. I hope you get something from it, if not that's ok. I mean I can barley recall writing this.
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The footsteps echoed in the old abandoned warehouses. Well you couldn’t call it abandoned now, because it now was headquarters/ home of the KAT-TUN Gang. The office and front half by the office was were they lived and the back half was all work. The person who had been walking stopped as he entered the work area.
*BANG*
“TAGUCHI!!!! Why the hell did it take you 20 minutes do get dressed yo?!” Koki took the sucker out of his mouth, blow on his gun, turned on the safety, and put it back into it’s holster.
Taguchi smiled and blushed a bit, unparsed by the bullet that went into the wall not even 2 inches away from his head. “Sorry. I had to use the bathroom.” He quickly rushed over to the table his gang members were sitting around and pulled up his milk crates. That‘s all they could afford after Kame and Jin bought recliners.
“Um…I have a question.” Nakamaru said raising his hand. “Is it really necessary for us to be wearing our black suits? These things arena’t cheep to dry clean.”
“Of course fool.” Koki tossed a arm around Maru “We’re working. You can’t go to work looking like a bitch can you?…Well I guess you can, but we can’t.” Koki pulled away and sat back down on his crates.
“Can we get on with this? I have a spa appointment in two hours and I still haven’t decided what I’m wearing yet.” Jin asked as he shifted in his seat.
“Fine.” Kame sighed and looked at Ueda. “Will you please get the board?”
Ueda got up and came back with a white board, with some pictures tapped on it. He placed it next to Kame’s recliner. Kame pulled out one of those long pointing sticks and tapped the board.
“Ok, we’ve got the Tokyo Dome coming up in a few weeks. If we plan this out well enough, we’ll be able to kill all those Ungrateful, Psycho Stockers…this time.”
“So…What dose a Pirate ship have to do with killing stockers? Ueda asked looking at the randomly printed out picture of a pirate ship.
“Plan B.” Kame simply stated. “If all goes wrong, will have a bomb planted in or as the ship and blow it up.”
Ueda frowned, “But, why a pirate ship?”
“I just thought it looked kind of cool.” Kame admitted.
“…Whatever.” Ueda mumble as he crossed his arms.
“So why don’t we just kill everyone right away?” Maru asked, and felt his other members giving him a bad look.
“Fool, there’s some smart people there. Plus the little homies that look up to me. I can’t let them die yo. Their mom’s might be ho’s, but I’m down with them. I mean, they’re just kids yo, you don’t want to kill kids. That’s like killing puppies and that’s not cool. Puppies are so cute and have them little wet noises, that tickle…..” As Koki rambles on about Puppies, Kame goes on.
“Anyway I’ve decided Myself and Taguchi will go first with single attacks. Hopefully the smart ones will start seeing the Stockers start to die off and will get the hint to get the tell out of there. If not, Maru you’ll have to make those noses and make them think philosophy questions. If they haven’t gotten the hell out of there by the time Ueda and Jin finished, they deserved to die.”
“Huh?” Jin looks around. “Someone said my name?”
“Have you heard a word I’ve said?” Kame turns to look at him.
“No, not really.” Jin stretches. “I was thinking about dying my hair or not.”
“Jin, you really need to pay attention to this. You wouldn’t want to get hurt or worse, have something happen to your pretty face.”
“NO!” Jin looks horrified “That would be…be…OK, I’ll listen.”
“Good.” Kame nods his head and goes back to the board. “Since we’ll most likely be setting off the bomb. We need a plan of action of make sure we get out and they don’t.”
Everyone sits there thinking, Junno random laughs, Jin’s texting on his phone, Maru begins beat boxing, Koki’s saying something like “It’s dozen’t matter. I’m a gangsta and I’ll just ride my bike out of the place, busting caps in asses as I go.”
“How about gas?” Ueda speaks up.
“Gas?” Kame thinks about it. “That’ll work. It’ll give us plenty of time to get out of there. Great thinking.”
“Thanks.” Ueda blushed a bit.
“I was wondering. Should I use my Jokes or my Smile Power?” Junno looked around at everyone, before being hit upside the head by Koki. “You uses them lame jokes and you could take us out fool.”
Junno frowned. “Yeah, that wouldn’t be good. Smile Power it is!”
“I’m not sure what I should do. I’m thinking of going for the heart.” Kame sighed sitting back in his seat. “Like becoming so unsexy, that it kills them.”
Jin looked at him. “That’s not gonna happen.”
“I’m sure it will. I’ve got it all planed in my head. You’ll see.” Kame gave a triumphed smiled.
“Kazuya can we rap this up? I need to go get dressed.” Jin sat up in his recliner.
“Fine.” Kame looked at the board. “Ueda…”
“No.” Ueda cut Kame off before he could say anything. “I can’t do anything, because I have to go pick someone up.” Evil smile.
Kame looks at Ueda for a second, before shrugging. “Koki please get us a pirate ship.”
“What the hell am I gonna find on of those G?”
“Use your connections.” Koki looked a bit taken back that Kame had come up with such a comeback. “Alright.”
“Take Maru with you. Just incase you hit a snag.” Kame looked at Jin, who was getting acne and sighed. “Junno, can…is it possible for you to get the gas?”
Jun beamed. “Of course! I know a place that’ll hook us up.”
“Good.” Kame thought for a second and nodded. “Leave the bomb to me Alight Jin you can go. This meetings over. “ Kame hit his pointer on the white board to signal the end of the meeting.
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TWO WEEKS LATER, OUTSIDE THE TOKYO DOOM
Kame popped open the car’s trunk and looked at the bomb he had bought after selling a Q-tip Jin used on eBay. He nodded as he was sure it was ok and turned to Jin who was standing twisted around.
“I think I look good in these pants.” Jin said looking at his ass. “What do you think?”
Kame looked at Jin’s ass. “Yeah they do.”
“I already knew you say that.” Jin smiled “By the way, what the fuck are you wearing?”
“Ah, it’s working. Even you don’t think I look good.” Kame felt proud of himself.
“I didn’t…” Jin was cut off by Junno crashing a truck into a parked car, and then horribly backing up to where they stood, almost running over Kame’s foot. Junno hopped out of the truck and Jin laughed.
“Now what the hell were you doing? Pumping gas?!”
“Now Jin, if Junno got himself a part time job, then we should support him.” Kame pointed out and Jin nodded. “Ok, I’m sorry.”
“But…I didn’t get a job. This…” Taguchi started, but Kame and Jin walked past his as they saw Ueda and Maru pull up.
“Where’s Koki?” Jin asked looking around.
“He was on the other end of that rope.” Maru answered pointing at the rope hooked to the car and going around the building. “We had to pull the ship.”
“Oh you got the ship great!” Kame was feeling on top of the world. Jun had a job, and Koki found a ship.
“Yeah…Um…it’s not all there.” Maru hide a bit behind Ueda.
“What do you mean “not all there?”” Kame gave him a hard look, but before Maru could say anything, they heard a horn hunk. Koki was driving a Skeleton of a pirate ship. Kame felt his stomach turn. Once Koki put the thing in park, he hopped out.
“What the hell is that?” Kame pointed at the ship.
“It’s a pirate ship. You’re lucky we got a hold of this dawg. It wasn’t cheep.” Koki started to climb up the bones of the ship to check his bike.
“It looks like a half made float from a parade.” Jin remarked making Kame even more upset.
“It is dawg.”
“Great. Just great. What else could go wrong?”
“Do you really want me to say anything.” Ueda called from Junno’s truck.
Kame looked at him and then the ground. “No, but go ahead.”
Ueda laughed. “Junno got us laughing gas and Helium.”
Kame face planted, while the other members sighed and shook their heads.
“WHAT?! You asked me if I could get gas. You didn’t say what kind.” Taguchi said defending himself.
“Yeah, but you could’ve got sleeping gas or something.” Maru pointed out.
“I was, but I thought that if, had to breath the gas even for a small amount of time, we get knocked out also. And that wouldn’t be good.” Taguchi smiled and waited for someone to say something. Everyone just stood there in shock, that Junno has thought something out. It took a minute, but Kame came back to his senses.
“…Right. Anyway, let’s get to work.” Kame led them inside.
Far off in the distance, in a car the members of Arashi looked on.
“This is to easy.” Matsumoto said setting down his binoculars. “Sho, what did the police say?”
“That they be ready to take KAT-TUN down.” Sho replayed.
“Good. That’ll teach them to take our work from Johnny.” Jun coldly said as the others nodded in agreement. “Alright, Nino. Let’s go check up on NEWS.”
Nino put the car into drive. “Right.”
And Arashi drove off, leaving KAT-TUN walking into failure.
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The footsteps echoed in the old abandoned warehouses. Well you couldn’t call it abandoned now, because it now was headquarters/ home of the KAT-TUN Gang. The office and front half by the office was were they lived and the back half was all work. The person who had been walking stopped as he entered the work area.
*BANG*
“TAGUCHI!!!! Why the hell did it take you 20 minutes do get dressed yo?!” Koki took the sucker out of his mouth, blow on his gun, turned on the safety, and put it back into it’s holster.
Taguchi smiled and blushed a bit, unparsed by the bullet that went into the wall not even 2 inches away from his head. “Sorry. I had to use the bathroom.” He quickly rushed over to the table his gang members were sitting around and pulled up his milk crates. That‘s all they could afford after Kame and Jin bought recliners.
“Um…I have a question.” Nakamaru said raising his hand. “Is it really necessary for us to be wearing our black suits? These things arena’t cheep to dry clean.”
“Of course fool.” Koki tossed a arm around Maru “We’re working. You can’t go to work looking like a bitch can you?…Well I guess you can, but we can’t.” Koki pulled away and sat back down on his crates.
“Can we get on with this? I have a spa appointment in two hours and I still haven’t decided what I’m wearing yet.” Jin asked as he shifted in his seat.
“Fine.” Kame sighed and looked at Ueda. “Will you please get the board?”
Ueda got up and came back with a white board, with some pictures tapped on it. He placed it next to Kame’s recliner. Kame pulled out one of those long pointing sticks and tapped the board.
“Ok, we’ve got the Tokyo Dome coming up in a few weeks. If we plan this out well enough, we’ll be able to kill all those Ungrateful, Psycho Stockers…this time.”
“So…What dose a Pirate ship have to do with killing stockers? Ueda asked looking at the randomly printed out picture of a pirate ship.
“Plan B.” Kame simply stated. “If all goes wrong, will have a bomb planted in or as the ship and blow it up.”
Ueda frowned, “But, why a pirate ship?”
“I just thought it looked kind of cool.” Kame admitted.
“…Whatever.” Ueda mumble as he crossed his arms.
“So why don’t we just kill everyone right away?” Maru asked, and felt his other members giving him a bad look.
“Fool, there’s some smart people there. Plus the little homies that look up to me. I can’t let them die yo. Their mom’s might be ho’s, but I’m down with them. I mean, they’re just kids yo, you don’t want to kill kids. That’s like killing puppies and that’s not cool. Puppies are so cute and have them little wet noises, that tickle…..” As Koki rambles on about Puppies, Kame goes on.
“Anyway I’ve decided Myself and Taguchi will go first with single attacks. Hopefully the smart ones will start seeing the Stockers start to die off and will get the hint to get the tell out of there. If not, Maru you’ll have to make those noses and make them think philosophy questions. If they haven’t gotten the hell out of there by the time Ueda and Jin finished, they deserved to die.”
“Huh?” Jin looks around. “Someone said my name?”
“Have you heard a word I’ve said?” Kame turns to look at him.
“No, not really.” Jin stretches. “I was thinking about dying my hair or not.”
“Jin, you really need to pay attention to this. You wouldn’t want to get hurt or worse, have something happen to your pretty face.”
“NO!” Jin looks horrified “That would be…be…OK, I’ll listen.”
“Good.” Kame nods his head and goes back to the board. “Since we’ll most likely be setting off the bomb. We need a plan of action of make sure we get out and they don’t.”
Everyone sits there thinking, Junno random laughs, Jin’s texting on his phone, Maru begins beat boxing, Koki’s saying something like “It’s dozen’t matter. I’m a gangsta and I’ll just ride my bike out of the place, busting caps in asses as I go.”
“How about gas?” Ueda speaks up.
“Gas?” Kame thinks about it. “That’ll work. It’ll give us plenty of time to get out of there. Great thinking.”
“Thanks.” Ueda blushed a bit.
“I was wondering. Should I use my Jokes or my Smile Power?” Junno looked around at everyone, before being hit upside the head by Koki. “You uses them lame jokes and you could take us out fool.”
Junno frowned. “Yeah, that wouldn’t be good. Smile Power it is!”
“I’m not sure what I should do. I’m thinking of going for the heart.” Kame sighed sitting back in his seat. “Like becoming so unsexy, that it kills them.”
Jin looked at him. “That’s not gonna happen.”
“I’m sure it will. I’ve got it all planed in my head. You’ll see.” Kame gave a triumphed smiled.
“Kazuya can we rap this up? I need to go get dressed.” Jin sat up in his recliner.
“Fine.” Kame looked at the board. “Ueda…”
“No.” Ueda cut Kame off before he could say anything. “I can’t do anything, because I have to go pick someone up.” Evil smile.
Kame looks at Ueda for a second, before shrugging. “Koki please get us a pirate ship.”
“What the hell am I gonna find on of those G?”
“Use your connections.” Koki looked a bit taken back that Kame had come up with such a comeback. “Alright.”
“Take Maru with you. Just incase you hit a snag.” Kame looked at Jin, who was getting acne and sighed. “Junno, can…is it possible for you to get the gas?”
Jun beamed. “Of course! I know a place that’ll hook us up.”
“Good.” Kame thought for a second and nodded. “Leave the bomb to me Alight Jin you can go. This meetings over. “ Kame hit his pointer on the white board to signal the end of the meeting.
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TWO WEEKS LATER, OUTSIDE THE TOKYO DOOM
Kame popped open the car’s trunk and looked at the bomb he had bought after selling a Q-tip Jin used on eBay. He nodded as he was sure it was ok and turned to Jin who was standing twisted around.
“I think I look good in these pants.” Jin said looking at his ass. “What do you think?”
Kame looked at Jin’s ass. “Yeah they do.”
“I already knew you say that.” Jin smiled “By the way, what the fuck are you wearing?”
“Ah, it’s working. Even you don’t think I look good.” Kame felt proud of himself.
“I didn’t…” Jin was cut off by Junno crashing a truck into a parked car, and then horribly backing up to where they stood, almost running over Kame’s foot. Junno hopped out of the truck and Jin laughed.
“Now what the hell were you doing? Pumping gas?!”
“Now Jin, if Junno got himself a part time job, then we should support him.” Kame pointed out and Jin nodded. “Ok, I’m sorry.”
“But…I didn’t get a job. This…” Taguchi started, but Kame and Jin walked past his as they saw Ueda and Maru pull up.
“Where’s Koki?” Jin asked looking around.
“He was on the other end of that rope.” Maru answered pointing at the rope hooked to the car and going around the building. “We had to pull the ship.”
“Oh you got the ship great!” Kame was feeling on top of the world. Jun had a job, and Koki found a ship.
“Yeah…Um…it’s not all there.” Maru hide a bit behind Ueda.
“What do you mean “not all there?”” Kame gave him a hard look, but before Maru could say anything, they heard a horn hunk. Koki was driving a Skeleton of a pirate ship. Kame felt his stomach turn. Once Koki put the thing in park, he hopped out.
“What the hell is that?” Kame pointed at the ship.
“It’s a pirate ship. You’re lucky we got a hold of this dawg. It wasn’t cheep.” Koki started to climb up the bones of the ship to check his bike.
“It looks like a half made float from a parade.” Jin remarked making Kame even more upset.
“It is dawg.”
“Great. Just great. What else could go wrong?”
“Do you really want me to say anything.” Ueda called from Junno’s truck.
Kame looked at him and then the ground. “No, but go ahead.”
Ueda laughed. “Junno got us laughing gas and Helium.”
Kame face planted, while the other members sighed and shook their heads.
“WHAT?! You asked me if I could get gas. You didn’t say what kind.” Taguchi said defending himself.
“Yeah, but you could’ve got sleeping gas or something.” Maru pointed out.
“I was, but I thought that if, had to breath the gas even for a small amount of time, we get knocked out also. And that wouldn’t be good.” Taguchi smiled and waited for someone to say something. Everyone just stood there in shock, that Junno has thought something out. It took a minute, but Kame came back to his senses.
“…Right. Anyway, let’s get to work.” Kame led them inside.
Far off in the distance, in a car the members of Arashi looked on.
“This is to easy.” Matsumoto said setting down his binoculars. “Sho, what did the police say?”
“That they be ready to take KAT-TUN down.” Sho replayed.
“Good. That’ll teach them to take our work from Johnny.” Jun coldly said as the others nodded in agreement. “Alright, Nino. Let’s go check up on NEWS.”
Nino put the car into drive. “Right.”
And Arashi drove off, leaving KAT-TUN walking into failure.
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