You must help me, falwellfriends! You must help me cleanse myself of this unworthy, unclean behavior.
What should I do? I tried showering, but that becomes enjoyable too! I think about Harry Potter all the time! And when I'm in the shower, well, I can't help but think about his dark hair, his green eyes, his pale skin, and his fuzz as he nuzzles against me and kisses my neck...oh, it's so good, er bad. Should I go without showering? You must help me.
*bites nails in fear of God being angered by her* You know, if he's angered at me for my showering routines, it must be really bad, given that it's focused on me and not on all those people killing one another.
I am so glad you came to me with this my child. Showering is indeed a cesspool for sinfulness. You must cease this act of rubbing and carressing yourself while thinking of little boys!
The only way to save you from the devil is to have a man of the cloth wash you and cleanse your soul.
So does that mean that if a man is clothed he can shower with me? Is it ok for me to think of a clothed Harry Potter dripping wet, sucking on my ear as he caresses me with a soft sponge with silky bubbles?
Thank you so much for this clarification! I'll try harder to think of Harry clothed in the future, although, I can't imagine but think that he wont be happy to have to be clothed all the time.
But then, he was stuck in a closet for 11 years. Perhaps he'll just think it's normal for him to be dressed while I'm showering.
When you say "give into his love", do you mean I need to sleep with him? Should I be thinking about a clothed Jerry in the shower? Because, well, I hate to say this, but um, he's not as hot as Harry Potter is.
But I'll try, because I really want to be saved. The thought of God being really mad at me scares me.
I must say that I am at a loss. You seem to have the desire to be saved, yet you are clutched tightly by the hand of the devil. I will consult with Jerry on you.
You must help me, falwellfriends! You must help me cleanse myself of this unworthy, unclean behavior.
What should I do? I tried showering, but that becomes enjoyable too! I think about Harry Potter all the time! And when I'm in the shower, well, I can't help but think about his dark hair, his green eyes, his pale skin, and his fuzz as he nuzzles against me and kisses my neck...oh, it's so good, er bad. Should I go without showering? You must help me.
*bites nails in fear of God being angered by her* You know, if he's angered at me for my showering routines, it must be really bad, given that it's focused on me and not on all those people killing one another.
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The only way to save you from the devil is to have a man of the cloth wash you and cleanse your soul.
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You are the best sockpuppet EVAR.
(Okay, well, you aren't as good as evilsockpuppet, but he's in a class by himself.)
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You are in need of saving so I have added you to the flock of Falwellfriends.
Repent Evil Doer!
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Thank you so much for this clarification! I'll try harder to think of Harry clothed in the future, although, I can't imagine but think that he wont be happy to have to be clothed all the time.
But then, he was stuck in a closet for 11 years. Perhaps he'll just think it's normal for him to be dressed while I'm showering.
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Look into your heart and find Jerry. He will guide you. Give in to his love.
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But I'll try, because I really want to be saved. The thought of God being really mad at me scares me.
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(And whot the hell cares where they've been. Some talents are just rare!)
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