battlestar galactica, season 4, episode eleven, "the hub"
JUMP
Oh shit. Now what
DEAD PEOPLE - the seer who asploded on the mine in season two!
JUMP AGAIN!
Empty galactica…
So you’re seeing yourself dead?
The hybrid is freaking out!
Oh right, gaius, that will work. Awkward.
This jump device is actually pretty clever
You don’t love people - ouch. Harsh.
Helo - gotdamn you are sexy
I don’t want things to be strange, but I remember all the same stuff as your wife and I’m essentially her.
Roslin HAS to be the last cylon - she can’t love - hello
OH d’anna is back
EW BOOMER/STOCKWELL
Unity mission!
She’s a hybrid, she’s not deaf
JUMP
So the seer is jimney cricket?
Oh, let’s go have a conversation with the centurion.
Captain, you are not married to the entire production line - HA
We’re there!
So the cylons also communicate via cylon wifi?
OH SNAPS! Regulated!
Why is Baltar trying to have a religious conversation with a centurion. Oh sir, you’re so silly sometimes.
WTF why did pike jump?
And now - centurions and Pavlov
And now they blow the hell out of the basestar! NUKES FTW
And gaius is dead??
Laura needs god.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. HE ADMITED IT. SHE IS GOING TO KILL HIM. SO VERY MUCH.
Okay okay, baltar = jesus. I GET IT.
But roslin is going to leave him to DIE!!!!
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THEY BLEW THE BASESTAR TO HELL.
(seriously, these people deserve multiple emmys for their visual effects work - it’s better than most films)
JUMP MORE!
Hello - incapable of love = cylon!
Now, d’anna and the president
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. Fake out. Lame.
And so the basestar jumps back, and adama is done reading his fan fiction and having a space wank.
“about time”. Aww. That’s almost as good as “I know” from empire strikes back.
enjoy.